Capsule Comments culled from various sources.

Posted by Simguy on 9/5/2008, 4:43 pm.

(“Fighter’s Digest” is a Reader’s Digest-like periodical samples articles from various fight-related nerws sources. here’s a sample, for those of you not already subscribing).

BILSON’S STILL PILING ON

In the wake of a fiery TKO stoppage of curvy Danielle Harris--and after belittling Harris in post fight--a chatty and combative Rachel was later quoted in “Might Mite Magazine” as saying “Foxfire girls are a bunch of clapped out old bags. Only Hayden’s left, and I;’d smoke her if we ever hooked up now!”

LANDRY AHEAD AT TIME OF STOPPAGE

“Celebrity Ring” confirms that Ali Landry was on her way to retaining her belt via crafty UD10 when Nadia Bjorlin found the off-switch. “the fight basically went as planned for Ali,” says one welter-beat correspondent for CR, “except for the whole final minute collapse thing. Nadia served notice with this fight: she’s shown spectacular flashes before, but I don’t think anyone took her as a serious rival for Ali until this fight.”

LOHAN CONTINUES TO BANG TABLE FOR KREUK

“I’m the only one left, and she’s ducking me for all she’s worth,”  laments Lilo in BLONDE! Magazine. “Lacey Chabert? Please--did anyone buy that as a legit title defense?  I’d punch my way through Mish to get to kris, of that’s what it takes.”

…AS DOES WATTS

“Kristin’s proven her superiority over her peer group,” Naomi recently told BLONDE! Magazine. “Maybe it’s timer she looked to more seasoned competition to legitimize her reign. She’s become a tremendous fighting talent: I’d love for my belt-winning experience to come at her expense.”

MISCHA BARTON CALLS OUT BLAKE LIVELY--HARD!

“I don’t want Lively making any more fights without consulting me first,” Barton told Japan’s English language “Pretty Girl Fighter” magazine this week. “That hag wouldn’t even HAVE a career if it weren’t for my groundbreaking role on The O.C. Blake’s riding my coat-tails, and I’ve had it, I’m also demanding back pay for each fight she’s had so far. Call it the Barton Tax. And I should have the right of  first refusal on her: if I don’t want to fight with her, THEN she can look elsewhere, never before.”

…AND SHE’S NOT DONE YET!

“Michelle Trachtenberg, Beth Harnois, Maria Menounos, Amanda Bynes…” Mischa lists in the same article, “…all those girls owe me. My work on ‘The O.C.’  opened every door for those cows, and they NEVER acknowledge that. I demand fights with all of them so that they will be forced to knuckle under. Maybe once I’ve thrashed them, they’ll be a little more respectful.”

HILARIE BURTON JOINS IN

Hilarie B saw Michelle T get work; wants some of that action. “Michelle did very well against Williams,” Burton told BLONDE! Magazine, “because Williams had to work hard to get inside. I wouldn’t have that problem. I think my long, straight punches would really give Trachtenberg problems. Until she got knocked out--then all her problems would be solved.

MEESTER TO INVADE 110 LB RANKS

Fresh off a plucky loss to Megan Fox at bantamweight, a sunglass-wearing Leighton Meester told “Fighting Ingénue”: “I think I held my own with Megan--I really feel I did well against her. But I was lighting her up and barely moving her--and she’s nt the biggest bantam out there. That tells me I need to make 110 and fight strong there. I think fights with Kristen Bell, Sarah carter, lacey Chabert, Kristin Kreuk, Hayden and the like are probably my most exciting opportunities longer term. I don; know that I’d ever be able to break a Neve Campbell down, much less knock her out!”

SHANNEN DOHERTY: “I WILL KNOCK MEGAN FOX COLD!”

Doherty making noise after triumphant return to big-time television this past week--calling out a bunch of cute young bantams, but reserving her most vitriolic soundBiets for Ms. Fox. “She’s trying to rip off my style, bit she’s nowhere neat bad-ass enough to make it work,” Shannen told Celebrity Ring in her first fight-related interview since returning to “90210”. “I would tear that ass up--that’s a fight I’d love to get, and she knows it!”

Reposted by Archer 10/13/10.