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15 March 2003 Catherine Bell vs Catherine Zeta Jones

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 2 months ago

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Posted  by Simguy 3/15/03  (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

 

CZJ unrelenting in her harassment of Cat - referring to Bell as "that television personality", not even deigning to call her an actress. Comes to a head during a prefight conference, girls posing for photos on the dais - Jones can't help herself, sucker-slapping Cat a full-bodied right hand across the chops. Instant mayhem - Bell brawling back, misses CZJ and clocks Janet Gretzky instead. Theron charges in from the audience, get tackled by Farrel - PR guys and lawyers making up the respective entourages pair up in a head-on collision of rival clans. Jones emerges unscathed from the far side, smiling malevolently at the ensuing carnage. "Anybody who thought this rivalry was dormant," writes one scribe, dinged up in the melee, "needs to think again." Needless to say, girls don't touch gloves during ring instructions. Electric blue bikini Cat, red bikini CZJ.

 

Rds 1-2: Jones aggressive, looking to angle in and hook her girl to the body, but Cat's composure dominates both rounds. Bell calm, calculating behind a rigid jab, intercepting Jones, banging her to a halt and stranding her in no-man's land. Bell frugal but effective with choosy right hands: slinging it flat to Jones' onrushing belly or picking her up the uppercut as CZJ comes in.

 

Rd 3: Scuffed up Jones not discouraged, owns the first two minutes. Sliding inside Bell's jab, hooking the belly with jagged licks, turning it over to rub-a-dub Bell's breasts. All CZJ to the final minute - Bell hanging back, timing the rushes, finally gets it right. Bell fades back, catches Jones' jaw a hook as CZJ tries for the gut and Zeta Jones is wobbly butt! Jones reaching to clinch and Cat lights her up a gorgeous right uppercut. CZJ swoons, looks like she might collapse, but wilts sideways to the ropes. Brutal follow up from Bell, brawny shove and slug on a helpless foe - Jones pride all that keeps her from going down. Cat steals a Krusher round - CZJ shopworn, falling behind early.

 

Rd 4: Jones gambling to make up the deficit - exactly what Bell was hoping for. Cat cruel and composed, dragging her front foot as she slides back, running Zeta J onto that heartless jab. Jones groggy, face glowing with a glossy patina of pain - Bell starts to spot right hands as her foe breaks down. Cat getting the extended right cross over Jones' left hand, getting the right uppercut. Catherine groggy, busted up, shutout through 4.

 

Rd 5: Jones doubling up her jab, gets Cat leaning back - CZJ hurling a desperate right hand chaser but falling in to Cat's tactical clinches. Bell's jab the decisive punch in this fight - bouncing it off Jones' skull and face, leaving her exposed to accurate, hurtful rights. Cat takes her 5th straight from Jones - CZJ hollow eyed, slightly staggery en route to her stool.

 

Rd 6: Again Jones sucks it up, refuses to despair and has some promising moments. CZJ outjabbing Cat, dipping inside and gouging the hook off Bell's lean midriff. Cat covering up, bending forward - Jones getting off to the flanks, curling up underneath to clout those prize Cat Bell jugs. All falls apart final minute - Jones outworking her girl, steps right, thinks she's out of range and gets CLOCKED a lunging right cross over her left shoulder. CZJ stepping in fence post holes and she is GUTTED a murderous lanky hook across her tummy! CZJ sobbing aloud, buckling midring - Bell looms overtop and lathers away to the break. Jones shabby, swooning - Bell sunny, prancing back to her corner, knowing she's stolen yet another CZJ round.

 

Rd 7: Syren bubbling in the corner: "I don't think she's won a round yet!" Cat agrees - "I know! I'm LOVING this!" More Bell execution, more Jones defiant effort, but Cat's the boss. Cat able to work behind her jab, place her right hand to the body and head - she's got Jones at the right distance. Catherine getting to the ribcage on occasion, but can't sustain anything - outside, she's getting banged up - inside she'll score, but Cat's tieing up or angling away very effectively.

 

Rd 8: Bell takes a round off - Jones breaks up the no-hitter. Catherine double-jabbing her girl to the ropes - gets to Bell's chest and digs in. Cat concentrating, hands up around her girl's ears - she's controlling Jones head, but letting Cat piles up points downstairs. CZJ busy, but methodical, landing both mitts in Bell's waist with leverage, using a brawny left shoulder and elbow to nudge for room. Bell content to jerk in the odd counter-uppercut, but she's outhustled - Jones on the board, knows she needs the KO to win.

 

Rd 9: Bell rejects an early Jones advance with a punishing straight one-two, steps right, jabs and nails Jones another right between the eyes to back her off again. CZJ looking over the defence, circling, then crouching to force her way inside. Bell eats her up with jabs on the way in, forcing Jones to cover up, then she SHOCKS CZJ a pumping right hand to the belly! Jones mincing backward, ashen faced - Cat jabs at her eyes, then leans in to DRILL a splashing right overhand into the solar plexus. Cat groaning on impact, rolls to her back, legs curled in the air and SHE WON'T BEAT THE COUNT! Jones hugging herself, rolling side to side gives it up sweet to Cat Bell via KO9.

 

Syren trying to hold her back, but Cat pushes her way past, hauls a shell-shocked CZJ off her stool for a heartless walk of shame. Halfway 'round the circuit - right in front of Daniel, Theron, Kim, Ginny - other Krusher notables - Bell drapes Jones chest first over the ropes and leans on her back to shout angry taunts at the Krushers who, standing up red-faced, look ready to charge the ring. Quick thinking officials intercede before another bench clearing brawl can erupt, but Bell throws down the gauntlet big time.

 

"It's the only thing the Krushers understand," Bell says of her post fight humiliation of Jones. "You think they're going to stop abusing their opponents because we've asked them too? They needed to see CZJ battered in the ring, then shown up big time for it to sink in. Maybe now they'll think twice about trying that crap."

 

Jones bitter, unforgiving in post fight, "Cat Bell shall pay dearly for what she's done tonight. She may claim she did it to discourage other girls from the practice, but I don't believe it. That was definitely a personal message from her to me, and she will answer for it."

 

Lost in the post fight shenanigans - a near perfect fight from Bell: getting the lead, taking advantage of Jones' increasing desperation, breaking her down and taking her out late after systematic punishment.

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