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30 December 2005 Catherine Zeta Jones vs Denise Richards

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Denise Richards 05.jpgCatherine Zeta Jones 06.jpg

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 12-30-05 (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

 

Jones and Richards tearing it up over the last few months, fighting almost non stop apartment battles, boxing with increased vigour. Despite Catherine's claim to absolute supremacy - Richards has been more than competitive: it's been Denise pushing hard for a decisive FCBA encounter. "I need to knock Catherine out," an introspective Denise tells In Style. "Only when she's helpless, on her back, and unable to continue will it finally sink in to her thick skull that I'm more than just her equal." Jones publicly shrugging Denise off as a "nuisance", but privately, her anti-Richards tantrums have reached reportedly epic proportions. "Catherine Zeta Jones desperately wants to be free of Denise Richards," says one Celebrity Ring newshawk, "but so far, she hasn't been able to separate herself. It's an interesting turn of events for CZJ: she's used to dominating the smaller celebrities she picks on, but Richards won't cooperate. If Jones isn't careful, Richards could turn into her own personal Waterloo." Scarlet bikini, CZJ - Royal blue bikini Denise. White gloves, both vixens.

 

During R1,2: Jones showing class, boxing behind her jab, stepping laterally, easing in and out to change up her distance - she's got Denise guessing early on. Catherine hooking off the jab, moving in close and clinching - neatly executing punch n' clutch to stymie Denise receipts. Late in the second, Jones' tactical work pays off as she scores a pounding, short right hand off Denise's chin. Richards soaks the blow in good shape - locking up momentarily, but keeping her feet as Jones takes the first two heats.

 

R3,4: Denise slowly ups the tempo, crowding Jones, roughing Jones up, having more of Jones at the ropes. Richards fighting off Catherine's chest, getting big and strong on Jones: Denise using her shoulder to bump, palming and pressing up on Catherine, smothering her and pinning her into the strands. Good, good body work getting done - Richards just tucking 'em in close, shoulders rotating, punches short n' thick to pale British paunch, sturdy British ribs. Jones sullen, frowning, getting outworked - she's limiting herself to sneaky little uppercuts and hooks out of a tight guard off the ropes, not really trying to work with Denise. Jones hurt in the fourth off a tasty right uppercut inside - Catherine doing a nice job clinching her way out of the jam, preventing Richards' clean-up. D evens the cards - both women flushed, focused, intense on their stools.

 

R5: Catherine laying in shoulder to shoulder midring - easing out to let Denise blunder into short hooks, then tieing up on the inside. Murky, waltzing, grabbing stuff - neither girl taking any chances. Midway through, Jones with a tuff shoulder-bump in Denise' chest gets separation, jerks a short right uppercut through the middle to bump back D's head, then cashes in the hook to clout D's face hard to port. Richards sent staggering back into ropes - Catherine hard-eyed as she reams a right hand against Denise's raised guard, then gets ALL of Richards' liver a tasty, biting left hook underneath. Richards groaning, lurching forward: Cathy stacks her up under the arms, bends her over the ropes, gets a forearm across the throat to earn the fight's first warning. Bell: Richards frazzled, shaking off Catherine's power once again; Jones telling her corner she'll "mop up the dregs" in the sixth.

 

R6: Jones has Denise on her heels - Richards looking hurt, tentative. Catherine hooking off her jab, easing to her right and getting that short, tasty right hand over Denise's left shoulder. Richards getting rung up - she's stumbling to her left or right, constantly trying to reorganize. Jones nicely balanced, never reaching or getting wild - everything's nice and short and hurtful. Midway through, Denise stooped forward behind her mitts, grimacing - Jones rotating her shoulders, bumping the waistline both hands: Catherine dips a shoulder and rips a hook fat to royal blue trunks, bunching Denise up with a groan. Catherine immediately clinching, turning Denise away from the ref and stacking her into the ropes - beautiful camouflaging of that foul has fans of the art kissing their fingertips like French waiters. Denise shook up, vulnerable - Jones romps to jug with a shoulder-shrugging flurry, bringing a roar out of the crowd as D shudders against the ropes. Pair of low hooks at the bell sorts out Denise's trunks: ref catches THAT action, pulls Catherine away by her arm and reads her the riot act as poor Denise doubles over in pain.

 

R7: Girls trade short right hands, short hooks, D coming forward as she gets the better of blunt exchanges. Jones alarmed, steps back and walks Denise into a hook to the thigh: Richards steps in, turns into a clouting hook onna chops and DROPS JONES TO HER BACK! Catherine astonished, picking her head off canvas to stare bleakly up at Richards: Denise nostrils flaring, nodding aggressively as crowd roars to it's feet. Wonky 8, Jones, but she's more livid than hurt - Denise wades in to finish and it's WAR! Jones uncharacteristically wild, but it's working - she's backing Denise up as women trade frantic lefts and rights. Careening action gets sloppy - Jones able to headbutt Denise under her left eye, stunning the blonde; Jones throws a forearm into Denise's breasts, driving her to ropes; Jones digs right/left uppercuts to solar plexus, buckling Denise' knees. Richards hurt, drooping forward and Jones SAVAGES Denise's shiny lower back, bludgeoning those kidneys in a shameful attempt to cripple her opponent. Ref pulls Catherine off and wags a finger in her face: flat, glaring stare from Jones simply withering as she takes the rebuke. Resume - Jones staying on Denise's body, punishing her with rights and lefts to the waistline, then curling uppercuts to the solar plexus and breasts. Denise proving brave, durable in sponging the abuse, keeping her feet to the bell. Rousing CZJ rally off the canvas converts the 10-8 Richards round into 10-9.

 

R8: Shoulder to shoulder, cheek to cheek, compact digging work getting done. Jones trying to mine trunks: Denise turning her hips to block a lot of the cheapness. Richards' mitts splattering off Catherine's pale tummy, plump breasts, rounded biceps - American really bashing away at torso inside, backing Brit up. Catherine looking to counter off the block, tucking her hook in behind Denise' elbow, or shoeshining Denise's jugs, but Richards clearly the stronger vixen, coming forward, imposing her will on a sullen Jones in the 8th.

 

R9: More hard work, shoulder to shoulder. Jones scoring, then clinching, tieing up Denise behind her elbows or headlocking her to earn a steady stream of warnings - but it's effective stuff. Richards put off her game, unbalanced and packed into the ropes - she's catching a lot of short CZJ uppercuts inside, soaking a lot of swiping CZJ bodyshots as Jones digs out a hardscrabble ninth.

 

R10: Jones takes it outside, utilizing that sharp, piercing jab she showed early in the fight. Catherine dictating, pre-empting D the jab, then stepping around - Jones showing off those tap-dancing smart feet as she shifts and pivots, clearly outclassing Denise below the waist. Richards trying to close, but catching well-timed intercept right hands on her chin - Jones nicely timing D, scoring, then sidestepping to avoid receipts. Classy boxing shutout - Jones frustrating Richards by avoiding direct confrontation, bags the tenth and this one goes to the cards. Girls side by side, hot and sweaty with anticipation: comes back one point duke, Catherine Zeta Jones!

 

After: Jones' tummy tenses up as she shouts "YESSS!" at the announcement: Richards staring bleak, all the wind taken from her sails as she puts Jones on her back, but can't finish the wily Brit tonight. "What more do you have to see?" Jones bleats in postfight, white towel looped about her neck. "I battered Denise tonight, I toyed with her. I brought her to the verge of submission, then yanked her back from the precipice. Was there really any doubt as to which of us was the better woman?" Richards wiping away bitter, frustrated tears: she's classy enough to offer a few words. "I'm disappointed," Richards allows, "but it's my fault - I totally let her off the hook tonight. I was so excited when I put her on her back - I lost my focus for just a moment and let her come back at me instead of closing her out. You know - she's good - she's tough, she's crafty: I just don't know why she can't admit that I'm good too. I gave Catherine Zeta Jones hell tonight and she talks like she blew me out. I just hate her, that's all I can say."

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