Posted by simguy 8-15-03 (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

Before: Halle Berry is one of boxing patricians. She's a sportswoman, a finely skilled artist in the ring - gnaws at her that she's locked in a hateful rivalry with the 'repellant' Brittany D. "She's totally benefited from the association with me," Berry tells the media throng, "who is Brittany Daniel other than the girl who spanked Halle Berry once? I have to shut this kid up once and for all and put her behind me for good." Unintentional guffaws leave Halle momentarily perplexed. Daniel in black tshirt with "BUNS" in white block caps fills in the gaps for Halle. "Who am I? I'm the girl who's going to spank you right out of boxing - you overated tramp! You're gonna get hurt - you're gonna get stopped, and you are going to get your backside TANNED baby - YEAH!" Daniel in black underwire triangle bikini, Halle in pink cliff diving bikini 007.

Rd 1: Girls skip to midring, Halle flips over a running hook and BRITTANY'S LEGS GIVE A JOLT! Sucker shot right out the gate has Brittany stepping in fence post holes - Berry pounces. Snick/snack right left across the belly crumples Brittany forward - Berry hops to the right, hooks the left eye, hooks it again - Daniel toppling backward on her heels, gets hounded to the ropes. Halle bundles in to Brit, palms up to get some distance, then gets to work on springy legs, stepping side to side, easing in and out, putting punches together in bunches. Daniel staring, open mouthed - she bends forward, straightens, trying to block - legs aren't working and she's shipping punches. By the middle minute, both girls know Halle's going for the KO, Berry POURING on leather, lathering hooks over and over to the liver, then bringing the left up top, immediately turning the right onto the other side of the jaw as Brittany's head swivels. Blonde just a golden brown piece of punching meat, curvy legs holding her up and by the final minute, Berry's starting to blow hard. Halle bodying slack Brittany into the ropes, and HALLE GOES JUG! Berry baring her teeth, standing up in the stirrups to chug rising lefts and rights into Daniel's melons - blonde sinks dazed into the ropes as Halle surges past the bell all a-jiggle. Ref tackles the former champ back - Daniel beaten into blubbering putty for a 10-8 without a knockdown.

Rd 2: Berry throbbing with bloodlust in her corner - team wants her to slow things down, stay disciplined and 'box this bitch - don't be slugging with her'. Halle executes as directed - purely defensive in the first minute as Daniel swings at air, legs still rocky - then Berry starts to inch back in behind her jab. Surprising pop on Daniel's punches - she trades hooks with Halle in close and gets respect - Berry bopping it back outside, stepping left, jabbing body and head as she circles.

Rd 3: Berry with another brilliant defensive first minute - when she's close, she uses her upperbody, bending low at the waist, swiveling her back foot around to the left and pivoting out as Brit misses over the top. Outside, Berry using her legs, fading back from Daniel rushes, turning her at the ropes. Not a lot back from Halle though - Brit getting her feet beneath her again, starting to cut off the ring - she hooks off the jab, gets a wide chopping right in above Halle's left hip. Blonde starting to make inroads - she's the aggressor through three.

Rd 4: Brittany closing the gap behind a spitting jab - Halle fading it pretty, batting it out of the air, but her back touches ropes for the first time and Daniel pounces. Billy Goat Brittany makes an appearance as Halle takes a cracking butt under her left eye - momentarily stuns her and a flurry to the breadbasket has her slumped forward. Gorgeous, compact punching from Brittany D as she works from just outside Halle's right shoulder. Blonde picking Halle up the left outside-in uppercut, just curling it short underneath. Blonde getting a digging little left hook in behind the right elbow, then swerving in a hard right to tits. Lots of brawny shoulder shoves and extended elbow-pushes to keep Halle up against the ropes and jostled - Berry getting all banged up as she huddles behind her mitts. Down the stretch, accumulation getting to Halle's legs - Daniel dutifully pushing and slugging rights and lefts to the body, trying to beat down the guard and get at those hooters when HALLE TAKES A KNEE! Berry's eyes moist, mouth gasping as she relieves the pressure - Daniel pushed back by an alert ref as she loads up to smite Halle a cheap right hand while down.

Rd 5: Halle's legs aren't back - she jabs her way in and shoulders up midring, hoping to smother. Big mistake - Daniel with a burst of vicious lefts and rights, cripples Berry to the body, jerking her forward with a cry - it's all Brittany Daniel! BD helping herself to shiny back and kidney with raunchy hooks, reaching down the other side to stuff home rights underneath, then she stoops to get underneath and body Halle upright, walk her to the ropes. Brittany all grabby and pushy, opening Halle up, getting after those knockers with chopping little rights and lefts. Berry sobbing, pushing back, getting bullied - blonde taking what she wants as brunette's legs threaten to give. Brit using tit to set up body and head - Halle getting chin checked repeatedly, sweat flying as her face jerks to the side, or belly-checked as Brit doubles off jug to sink home hooks. Midway through, woozy Halle sinks to one knee again, arms hooped around Brittany's thighs as she slides to all fours. Daniel grinning, soaking up the hurt - she wades on in after 8 and lays down a THUNDEROUS barrage on helpless Halle! Berry face in hands, bent over double - nothing left - she trembles as the beating flows down across her back, up into her sides - Brittany hungrily mopping up everything that's left and HALLE GOES DOWN! Berry on all fours, shuddering like Daniel's taken a cattle prod to her - it's OVER! TKO5 Brittany Daniel!

After: Oh the SHAME! Berry losing the rubber match to hated Brittany D in one of their most violent contests - both women absorbing tremendous spite from the other as Daniel proves the tougher vixen. Berry all shiny and resigned - she stands when she sees Daniel marching over to her, chin up defiantly - blonde roughly turns her face first into the corner and goes to work. Daniel cinching up on the back of Halle's trunks, shouts "These are MINE!", letting Halle anticipate the worst until delivering. Brittany belting away with one forearm on Halle's sweaty upperback for balance, then changing arms to wear out the other side - firm brown mounds bunching up under thin pink trunks - Halle clutching the turnbuckle and trying to bite down on her cries. Daniel props the left leg before leaving Halle a smoldering wreck - big blonde strut in celebration.