UNIFIED FLYWEIGHT TITLE

Posted by simguy 9-18-04 (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

"The Krushers have made it pretty clear what they want out of me," says Jamie P in prefight. "They want a flyweight wasteland - nobody left standing. It's not enough for me to beat these girls - they've got to be destroyed, disheartened and ruined. Natalie Portman is in for the beating of her life - just like the good old days." Harsh talk not fazing brunette beauty - she's faced down intimidators her whole career. "Pressly's a tremendous physical specimen for 110, there's no doubt about that," admits the multi former champ, with the innuendo being Pressly's a full fledged bantam. "But she's got two arms, two legs, same as anybody else. She gets frustrated, tired, and confused, and I'm going to use all that against her. You don't pass an IQ test to be a Krusher after all, and that's where I'm going to beat Pressly: between the ears." Jamie in silver bikini, Portman sporting purple/pink bikini from Garden State.

Rd 1: Pressly wasting no time, pounding rights and lefts against Portman's silky smooth jab - brunette sliding back, extending the left against ungodly pressure. Jamie pouring past the defences - chasing Portman along the ropes, Natalie half turned away as she tries to keep distance means Pressly's right hands are hammering away behind the left ear. NATALIE GOES DOWN! Stunned, wide eyed, shaken - Portman scattered to all fours under volleying Pressly rights - blonde goosesteps away while shouting "WOO!" arms rigid at her sides - Nattie takes 8. Pressly sleek on the attack, feet wide, hard whip right hand to the waist, lashing left to the ear - Nattie skids sideways along the ropes. PRessly stepping with, keeping a lathering beatdown on Natalie, lean-limbed rights and lefts licking and lashing - poor Portman just trying to bob, weave and slide out of trouble. Terrific pursuit from Pressly, staying on top of Natalie and down the stretch, some SCORCHING lefts and rights under the breastline has Portman sobbing aloud, reaching out to clinch. Natalie all rung up, trembling at the bell, hands round back of Jamie as blonde taunts and cusses a blue streak.

Rd 2: Pressly forward behind shelling right hands - Portman battered, trying to retreat to jabbing range but Pressly's too fast. Jamie hounding Portman ropeside, then opening up on her again - pathetic sight of poor Natalie cowering, covering up, bending and rotating at her waist as Jamie slops on the leather. Skidding blows across the bake, ripping slashes across the breasts and ribs, harrowing clouts atop the head, back of the head along the jaw. Portman finally elects to slug her way off the ropes and it's just what Pressly's been waiting for! Jamie with a half step back, turns her torso into a licking hook and crowd squeals as Portman's head does a sick swivel. Natalie shook, sinking helpless into the ropes, hands outstretched to push against Jamie's straining abs while blonde pours in pounding criss-cross lefts and rights. Ref steps in - Portman's all busted up - TKO2 Pressly in blitzkrieg fashion!

After: Jamie hooting, strutting, climbing the ring ropes - Portman guided to a stool for a quick physician's exam as she receives a terrible swift beating. Pressly shouting from her perch, slamming a right hand against her chest - raw exclamation of dominance from a frightening blonde spitfire. Seething Lucy Liu at ringside smoldering, eyes flat, lips tight - Jamie's getting built while Lucy stews on the sidelines. Portman well-used, but classy enough to address the press - usually polite Natalie tense when Tractorpull correspondent asks her to address the fact that BSE fighters are coddled, babied and pampered to the point of being soft in the ring. "Hey - we got our asses kicked tonight," Portman snarls. "We're really hurting here - you think any one of us laid down and took it easy? I'm not saying it's ok to lose to a sluts like Pressly and Blalock, but come on - we gave 100% tonight and there's nothing soft about that. I don't see you taking a lot of punishment in the ring - must be hard work criticizing fighters from the cheap seats."