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7 May 2005 Jessica Alba vs Jaime Pressly

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 2 months ago

Jessica Alba 10.jpgJaime Pressly 02.jpg

 

Posted by simguy 5-7-05  (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

 

Prestige match up at bantam - two of the sexiest, most controversial vixens in the sport locking horns for the priviledge of dancing with Jen Connelly. "We don't like the idea of two blondes having to qualify to face Jennifer," says one BLONDE! editor, "but be that as it may - this is a terrific fight. Alba's got so much potential and ability, but Pressly's such a money fighter and she knows what it takes to win championships - it's a pick 'em fight!" Tell tale signs in prefight - Pressly making withering eye contact during a face-to-face photoshoot - Alba visibly uncomfortable up there, flinching at the slightest Pressly gesture. Alba in taupe bikini, blonde hair up - Jaime in orange bandeau top, baby blue bottoms, gold belly chain, messy blonde tousle.

 

During R1: Alba all legs early, motoring to her right, changing direction to her left, flicking a light backhand jab with no intention of landing it. Pressly stalking, then backing off to circle, matching legs with Jessica, patiently cutting off the ring. Jess unused to having her footwork matched by an opponent but Pressly won't be bamboozled. Final minute - Jaime feinting with her head, closed stance, left shoulder pointed at Jess - blonde steps right and pulls a sneaky walk-away hook silky across Jessica's chin - SHAKING ALBA'S LEGS! Jessica wandering away stricken - right hand on top rope to steady herself and ON COMES PRESSLY! Jaime slashing in from outside Alba's left shoulder with a CRASHING right upside the head. Wiry blonde torques herself on her hips, licking a vicious hook across Jessica's breasts - Alba cringing sideways to the ropes, left hand up at her ear, right arm over the top rope, just hanging on in a classic 'Make it Stop' pose and PRESSLY UNLEASHES! Glorious whip-armed beat down administered - Jaime wailing away, gloves bouncing with shattering spank off Alba's trembling frame - caroming off the skull, spanking off the lower back and THE REF STEPS IN! Jessica a blubbering, quitting wreck - Pressly shrieking in derision as she punks Alba TKO1.

 

After: Shocking dismissal - Alba showing once again that she WILL wilt in the face of ferocity - Jaime simply too aggressive, too meanspirited for Jessica tonight. "She hit me in the back of the head," Alba complains in postfight, competing against a backdrop of angry boos. "That's a very dangerous foul - worse than a low blow. I just couldn't shake it off." Pressly guffawing at the notion that she had to resort to cheap practice to get Jessica out of there. "If I hit her in the back of the head, it's because she turned her back and showed her ass like a little bytch! Alba's a joke - a very lucrative, big-money joke, but a joke nonetheless. Bring on Connelly - I sense another first round whack coming up - Jennifer's just another Jessica waiting to be exposed!" For her part, JC slapping her forehead in disappointment: hell of a lot more money in an Alba fight, and potentially less risk than Pressly - but Connelly/Alba very difficult to make in the wake of this capsizing

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