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11 February 2006 Title Ch Evangeline Lilly vs Jaime Pressly

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Evangeline Lilly 04.jpgJaime Pressly 07.jpg

 

UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE

 

Posted by simguy 2-11-06 (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

 

Lilly passes over a big money Jessica Alba fight in favor of maybe the nastiest blonde in the game - explains why in prefight. "Because it's not about the money for me," Evangeline shrugs. “It's about respect. I took the belt away from Eliza Dushku and I want to retain it against Jaime Pressly - that's a statement I want to make. When Pressly's beaten - Alba will still be there, and the money will be even bigger. People call me the bantamweight Jennifer Garner and I want to live up to that. I seek out challenges - I don't sidestep them."

 

Pressly her usual smirking self at the podium: "I just wish there were kicking allowed in this fight," Jaime smiles. "Because my legs feel so springy and fresh in camp. I haven't had jump like this since I waxed Lucy Liu, and I can't wait to burst this kid's bubble the same way. Evangeline Lilly's the most overated fighter in boxing: there, I said it. When I'm done with her, you'll all be saying the exact same thing!"

 

Lilly in bright royal blue bikini top (bra strap, sport cut deal), bright peach bottom: Jaime in silver bikini. Small gloves, both vixens.

 

Rd 1: Tactical first, two different approaches. Pressly skirting the perimeter, loping to either side, looking to slash in from angles, do her business and dart out. Lilly tighter, stalking in a crouch, dukes up to ward off the incoming circus punches. 'Vange unable to cut off the ring consistently - Pressly's always squirting off to the side or dancing out of range - Jaime able to retain initiative with her feet, dictate position and tempo to the champ. Punching? Jabs and potshots from Pressly outside: hooks and scrounging rights to the ribcage from Lilly in spots.

 

Rd 2: Lilly mixing in her jab - not really tagging Pressly, but locating her, disrupting her - brunette using stick to help whittle down the ring. Evangeline able to create more toe-to-toe situations this round, bouncing rapid combinations off Jaime's glossy flanks: Pressly lit up the body, just stoops forward behind her mitts, adjusting to the biting power of Lilly. Down the stretch, Lilly bends into a whistling right against Pressly's chin, straightening the blonde up in shock: comeback hook onna jaw swivels Jaime's head, sends her sputtering to ropes all flustered. Jaime able to cover up just in time to receive Lilly's pouncing charge: brunette RIPPING lefts and rights to the flanks, pasting away with sharp, tacky mitts on sweaty flesh to the bell. Ref pushing a seething Lilly back: Pressly grimacing, grouchy to her stool.

 

Rd 3: Jaime in and out, so nifty with her feet. Sharp, chiselling jab - Jaime doubling up on poke to chip away against Lilly's mouth and chin, then sidestepping nimble, never in predictable rhythms. Pressly often dangling that left at her side in mock-negligence - she's daring Lilly to lunge, hoping to fade back and lick her hooks off the hip. Pressly also sporting a nasty little chop-right hand off the shoulder - no advance warning on these jotting little cobra-strikes: clean, pre-emptive pokes to the brows of her foe, often intercepting Lilly on the way in.

 

Rd 4: Pressly baiting Lilly with the low left hand look, coaxing 'Vange into attacking, fading her, then lick-clouting Lilly's chops the check hook from the hip. Sparkling stuff - Pressly effortlessly fighting in reverse, then darting forward with right hands, then sidestepping - Lilly's face starting to shine from all the clean punching Jaime's doing. Midway through - champion taking quite the pasting as Pressly continues to slash and chop: tasty lead right hand startles Lilly on the mouth; step-away hook rises from Pressly's thigh to clout the taste out of Lilly's mouth and VANGEY GOES DOWN! Lilly stumbling to all fours as Pressly lifts mitts and bellows - champ up quick, clear-eyed, but her bell's been rung. On comes Pressly and LILLY BELTS HER RIGHTY OFF THE ROPES! Evangeline bending and getting a choice overhand right off the face - she buckles JAIME’S legs and now blonde challenger's on hurt street! Walking barrage batters Jaime ropeside - blonde stunned, dukes up as she leans back over top strand, giving away her abs: Lilly ROMPS to gut, knuckling up on Pressly's chest to reset her for ROBUST right/left clouts in tandem. BELL: Lilly still pounding - crowd going wild - ref reefing brunette off from behind. Spirited champion's charge off the canvas converts a healthy 10-8 Pressly round into standard 10-9.

 

Rd 5: Slower pace - both girls starting to stiffen up, both starting to realize what it's going to take to win this thing. Pressly standing her ground more - looking to edge in on Lilly with the left shoulder, swipe away short rights and lashing hooks, shifting weight between front and back feet to change distance. Lilly operating in a more vertical plane - bobbing to get under Pressly's shots, then munching away on torso out of the crouch. Some pretty defence this round - Pressly hard to hit as she leans in and out, supple on her hips: Lilly hard to tag as she's constantly moving her head. Both girls digging to body - Pressly showing she can hook a girl's ribs tasty as anyone as she takes a hot frame.

 

Rd 6: Pressly still standing her ground - maybe a few minutes too long as Lilly starts to impose her will. Jaime in there rubbing noggin with Vange, exchanging herky-jerk uppercuts on the inside, swiping to the body: Lilly getting the better of it, steadily moves Jaime to ropes. Middle minute all Lilly-consolidation: she's pounding the flanks, bobbing at the waist, pushing and shoving on Pressly. Final minute a classic brunette beatdown: Lilly with gloves tight to her cheeks as she works out of her crouch. 'Vange snapping punches off Jaime's taut body, then returning mitts to cheeks: very crisp, brutal execution as Pressly visibly wilts under sustained assault. Final moments have crowd screaming on their feet: Pressly all but finished, just lolling there at the ropes, face-in-gloves as her wiry legs hold her up under Lilly's savage bombardment.

 

Rd 7: Pressly two steps to her right out of the Krusher corner, then she sags into the ropes as Lilly crowds in. More of that zesty, snappy Evangeline Lilly work out of the crouch: the sharp punching; the quick pull-back of the fists to cheek; the weaving head movement. Pressly mouth breathing, frowning - she's very upright at the ropes, occasionally pushing one palm or the other out against Lilly's forehead or shoulder, just trying to nudge the brunette off with little effect. Most of the time, Pressly's face-in-gloves, sopping licks on her flanks, trying to deny Lilly dangerous uppercuts inside. Down the stretch, Pressly times the perfect chop-right hand counter from a slightly closed stance - nipping Lilly in mid right hand herself and EVANGELINE'S HURT! Pressly immediately licking the hook whippy across the teeth, sliding in another downward sloping right off Lilly's cheek and Lilly's tottering backwards! Evangeline stunned, shipping smooth facial shellack as Jaime straps in oily hooks and crosses - brunette hitting far ropes with whiplash impact, covers up to take her medicine. Pressly flashes those trademark quicks - pelting Lilly's head, shoulders and upperback with slicing, chopping lefts and rights to steal the round at the bell.

 

Rd 8: The durability of Evangeline Lilly. Champ shrugs off sinuous blonde stroke last round, chugs into her challenger and helps herself to Jaime at the ropes. Rare to see Pressly so punished and ineffective - lolling at the ropes, suffering - she's simply getting stacked up and abused as Lilly snap-snatches away hip to head. Merciless, relentless, non-stop beatdown - Lilly with that crisp delivery simply wearing out the delicious, sinewy torso of her foe. 'Vange mixing it up - coming off the body with tightly clipped uppercuts, or bending into her crouch to pull looping overhand rights onto Jaime. Pressly twisting, turning, bending forward and leaning back - blonde growing sluggish, often turning into the ropes to present one side or the other to Lilly's tireless fists. At the bell, Jaime glowing hot pink with punishment, staggers to her stool bleak and weary: Lilly colour high, eyes fierce - she's just posted a 10-8 round sans knockdown.

 

Rd 9: Pressly battles back from the precipice, showing the heart of a champion. Jaime clearly broken down, hurting, beat up - but still executing crisply. Pressly chip-chiselling her jab, keeping the right near her chin, then dropping the left to her side, neatly turning her shoulders to the right to present a sliver-profile to Lilly's clubbing receipts. 'Vange being effectively nibbled - she's not weaving the jab so well now - just facing into the punch and getting scuffed up. Pressly stationary, flat footed, but supple in the pocket - she's getting slick counter-right uppercuts from the closed stance, and that oily, slice-hook off the hip is doing wonders for her. Lilly stubborn, stands in for the pasting: her connect percentage plummetts as Jaime boxes a beautiful round with hands, torso, not much leg.

 

Rd 10: Jaime's jab wins her initiative - just a dotting, chipping poke off Lilly's chin enough to startle the brunette and disrupt her. Pressly sleek n' supple: right at her chin, left at her thigh as she slinks around her foe, always pointing the left shoulder at Lilly. 'Vange missing as Jaime rolls with shots, slips 'em - blonde silky smooth, coming up with Claire Danes type angles as she sidesteps, tattoos her brawny foe. Midway through, that licking counter-hook off the hip swivels Lilly's head: while she's absorbing it, Jaime paints her a slashing right, turning her torso into the sleek blast, tilting Lilly hurt to ropes. Jaime slashing in - slick lefts and rights all fluid torso-twisting and limber-limbed - poor Lilly getting scrubbed and shellacked, face bruised and sullen as she droops forward. Jaime HEARTLESS to the back, swabbing her fists back and forth against the drum-tight kidneys of her foe. Ref idle, watching intently but doing nothing about this vicious back beating - Jaime redoubles her efforts, tongue pink between her lips as she pours on the abuse. LILLY TAKES A KNEE! Evangeline's eyes moist with hurt, eyes cringing in agony - SHE CAN'T BEAT THE COUNT! KO10 for the winner and NEW bantam champ - Jaime Pressly!

 

After: Lilly crippled, breaking down into shuddering little sobs of disappointment as she sinks onto her haunches: Jaime Pressly rips the belts from her foe's waist with as hardhearted an effort as we've seen in some time. Krushers dancing in the streets - Jaime comes up big like she has time and time again in the last couple of years - wearing out a strong, young champion with a vexing array of boxing, countering, slugging, and good old fashioned kidney pounding. "You know, I just hustled her out of there," Jaime explains in post fight, shifting the weight of a heavy belt across her right shoulder. "I beat this kid like I was her momma. They're calling this a KO, but I KNOW it was a submission. She quit: Evangeline Lilly quit on her knees - I saw it in her eyes when she looked up at me. I doubt she'll ever be able to look me in the face again!"

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