Posted by Simguy on 6/10/2001, 11:14 am.

Before: Contenders starting to pair up at flyweight--everyone wants to take Dushku to the prom and they’re going to have to take risks to get her. Pressly favored, but not by much--Wuhrer a former flyweight champ ,ore than capable of reaching the pay window in this contest. Jaime coming off a disheartening loss to compact Dani Fishel at bantam--drop back down to 110 whispered  to be a move to protect Jaime’s chin. Pressly in black and white tiger striped, bra-style, leather bikini, fighting braid, black gloves and shoes--Kari in black sports bra, red high cut aerobics bottoms, ponytail, black gloves and shoes.

During R1: it’s boxing Jaime to start--she’s moving crisply to her left, stooping to push the left jab into Kari’s taut belly, and moving away before Wuhrer can respond. Jaime’s legs and unpredictable rhythm really dictating the round--Kari following the blonde, gloves high, getting nickled and dimed as Pressly posts a breezy shutout.

R2: Jaime continues to show her class, restraining her natural inclination to slug with heavy-handed Wuhrer. Kari just getting retouched downstairs, stepping after Pressly, but unable to cut off the ring or pull the trigger herself. Jaime very nimble--she’s sitting on Kari’s tentative right--as soon as it leaves Wuhrer’s cheek--Jaime snickers a slicing hook to the brunette’s face. Kari getting abused through 2--she hasn’t landed a punch in 6 one-sided Pressly minutes.

R3: Slugging Jaime shows up--right hand at her chin left hand low, she bends to her left and torques a lanky hook against Wuhrer’s fat-free abs with a hard smack, falls off to the left with a rangy jab to occupy Kari’s guard, then looks for right hands as Wuhrer turns. Jaime just picking Kari apart, hurting her to the body now with those Hearns-like cranking hooks and Wuhrer’s hands are drooping. Midway through it happens: Jaime finally turns on a whistling right to the chin and Kari comes undone. Wuhrer on locked legs, leaning forward--Jaime steps to her and lets her hands go--lashing licks to the body and head--Wuhrer stunned, outstretched as whipping blows clout her senseless and KARI GOES DOWN! Wuhrer bludgeoned to her back, cut in the mouth--she’s a pathetic sight trying to roll onto her should, getting her head off the mat, but that’s all she can do. KO4 Jaime Pressly in impressive fashion.

After: Total reduction and sacking of a dangerous opponent--Pressly couldn’t have asked for a better showcase. Tops it off with a well-earned walk of shame--Dushku sweepstakes encouraging hopeful flyweights to embarrass and brutalize one another in hopes of catching the champion’s eyes. Like boxing wasn’t Darwinian enough already.

Reposted by Archer 1/27/12.