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17 January 2012 Jamie Chung vs Jenny Mccarthy

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2012, 11:39 am

BEFORE: Chung looking to throw down with Jenny at the 6-weeks-out initial weigh-in: Jamie all siamese cat snarls and glaring eyes as security carries her away. "I know I'm being brought in to boost Jenny's confidence," Chung acknowledges in prefight, "but that also means that I have the chance to SHATTER Jenny's confidence. Jenny McCarthy is on the precipice - she's not what she once was, and one good push could shove her into retirement. If it's me - Jamie Chung - who gets that push? I'll be the biggest thing in boxing! You KNOW I'm coming for Jenny with everything I've got, because she's very, very vulnerable right now." Mac acknowledging the kid's spirit if not her ability in rebuttal. "Kid's got heart, I'll give her that," Jmac shrugs at podium. "Is she the best girl I've ever faced? No, of course not. I've had some bad breaks, taken some bad beats in my last couple outings, and it's time to tweak a few things - just get in some fine tuning. This fight's not about Chung - it's about me sharpening up and regaining my center. I'm going to win - we know this: the question is, will I just win, or can I decimate Jamie Chung? I'm gunning for the latter." Chung in black/white horizontally barred bikini with candy-cane strings; small black gloves; black hair long and loose. Jenny in back-to-business black bikini; small black gloves; hair in sturdy beach bun.

During R1: Chung flat-eyed, scrubbing fists side to side across Jenny's mouth while stepping back in front of blonde advance...McCarthy sputtering, stumbling forward. Jamie sidesteps-right past Jenny's left flank - drags a come-along left hook across Jenny's breasts to turn her; kisses Jenny a sliding right cross as McCarthy gets square; scrubs more left/right shoe-shine across Jenny's face as blonde girl advancing forward and MCCARTHY GOES DOWN! Jenny tumbling awkwardly to all fours - bouncing right back up...seething Jamie Chung striding the ring all lithe and sinewy in triumph. Resume: not much better for Mac...she's pushing forward with right hand near left temple/left hand at elevated right elbow...Chung retreating in good order - pinging jabs/scrubbing right/lefts across Jenny's front, then sidestepping. Lean, limber Asian less proving a bendy puzzle as buxom Jenny looks a step slow early.

R2: Jenny adjusts: right hand at temple as she pumps a studious left jab, then slides BACK a half-step instead of marching...Chung induced to come forward where Mac can line her up. Jenny's connect percentage rises as she walks Chung into a chippy palm-down hook to chin off the back (right) plant leg. Jenny covering up, bending forward into whirling, limber-limbed lather as Chung lashes away...then Mac straightens up into hook, finding Chung with one punch hard enough to erase the busy-work done by Jamie. Down the stretch, Chung speed-bags Jenny's jugs to good effect, forcing Mac to cross-arms and duck...Asian lass able to disengage, leg around the ring with a pretty scowl to bell.

R3: Mac patiently trap-boxing again - finding Jamie's tits via the jab - sliding back half a step - waiting for enraged youngster to jump forward into harm's way. McCarthy landing check-hooks with consistency - doubling from there to hook the rib-cage while shifting weight forward to left leg...economical stuff from Jenny: nothing wasted; everything working. Chung's lathering bursts bat away on Mac as blonde girl ducks and covers...Jenny content to ride out the squalls, then counter into the opening via power left hooks. Down the stretch, Jenny gets the timing wrong, accidentally catching a chin-clipping left as she's rising from her crouch...blonde legs give a shimmy and MAC'S RACK GOES ON SALE! Chung furiously at Jenny's jugs - buffetting away with side to side lather, driving McCarthy ropeside. Jenny momentarily astonished, crossing wrists at jug/leaning back onto ropes in alarm...RIGHT HAND, JAMIE CHUNG! Jamie leans in all lanky, kissing sliding right clean to chin, belting Jenny's head back over top rope and loosening up Jenny's knees...blonde absorbs the best single punch Chung's ever thrown in competition...doesn't put Jenny down, but it steals the round at the bell.

R4: Jenny surprisingly lumped up - face serious, lips tight as she gets back to work. Pawing jab knocks at Chung's jugs; half step back sets up the check hook - Jamie walks into it on cue. Jenny switching weight forward to shove right hand to sleek brown tummy, then rising into hook: Chung getting hit here, but proving bendy and supple on contact - Jenny not getting the shock on her shots that she'd like. Jamie a little too brave - stepping forward and lathering at Jenny's prepared defences...whenever Chung steps out to stride and circle, it's clear Jenny can't cut off the ring, but young Jamie's not seeing the opportunity.

R5: Mac doing her thing, inducing Jamie forward into firefights...Chung obliging, getting steadily touched up: all going Mac's way until third minute. Chung actually executes a superman punch, kissing Jenny's chin the right hand - McCarthy not hurt, but disoriented by unorthodox delivery: she never sees the wide, batting, straight-arm left to ear. BLONDE GIRL SHOOK! Jenny stumbling backward in alarm, hitting ropes for support: she covers up/bends forward as Jamie rushes in, teeth bared. Chung: right hand pushing down on Jenny's head; left hand BATTING at blonde flanks - Jamie belting away with arm extended out from shoulder, just hacking at Jenny's ribs. Curvy legs hold Jenny up, but she's stricken - walloped viciously across the back as ref's a little casual with enforcement at the bell.

R6: Jenny smoldering, temper bubbling up: she's juuuust barely got the lid on the pot. Knocking jab paws Jamie's tits: Jenny slides back half a step, lures the kid in and BELTS her a jamming check-hook to chin. Chung's legs go all spazzy, eyes wide in shock: Jenny had been touching those check-hooks earlier, cozening Jamie into complacency. McCarthy hard-eyed as Jamie's stepping in fence-post holes: blonde shifts to her left for an angle on Jamie's chest; hooks the tits a thumping wallop; shifts left for an angle on the flank; hooks in thick behind Jamie's right elbow. Chung gasping, stumbling forward in tight earmuff...Jenny leans in on front (left) leg; jerks the short left uppercut in behind Jamie's right arm, digging in deep beneath the Chung right breast. Sighing whimper of pain, Jamie Chung...she glances off Jenny's body en-route to canvas, dropping to all fours shabby. Jenny looking down as she strides past, snarls: "Under-jug baby: savour it." Gasping, whining Jamie just a trembling wreck - she can't get off her knees for the 10 count. KO6 Jenny Mac in workmanlike fashion.

After: Cards reveal Jenny was behind at time of stoppage: Mac forced to rely on veteran toolkit/hardened conditioning to turn back a sleek, bendy vixen tonight. "Kid was fast," McCarthy shrugs in postfight - face and jug-tops glossy pink from Chung-leather. "Actually faster than I expected - I had to adjust on the fly tonight. She never really hurt me, but she's a very deceptive puncher and she put me off balance a couple times - but that was good, made me focus on my discipline and skills to dig one out tonight. Not sure I'm sharp as I want to be, or WILL be, but I feel like I righted the ship on Jamie Chung."