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17 January 2012 Yvonne Strahovski vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2012, 11:44 am

BEFORE: "These are the kinds of fights I was born for," Theron grins in prefight. "Strahovski challenges me the way young Cameron Diaz did: I look at Yvonne, and I think, 'I must have that.' People harp on my age, but it's my age that makes this a competitive, exciting fight: no one truly believes that Yvonne Strahovski could have stood against a 28 year old Charlize Theron. But they'll pay money to see if Yvonne can hang with a Theron in her thirties. I'D pay money to see that, and I'm IN the fight!" Strahovski excited at the attention; not shying away from the BLONDE! Mag fanfare: "Do I think this bout is for blonde-supremacy at light?" Strahovski says at podium. "Damn right I do! Torv's not ready; Helfer's slipped; Diaz is done...there's really only me and Charlize. She brings incredible prestige into a fight - prestige that will be mine once I take it from her. It is a little like when Charlize was easing Cameron to the sidelines, but in this scenario, it's almost like I'M Theron, and SHE'S Diaz! Can't wait to see the look on her face when they stop this, and raise MY hand in triumph over HER!" Theron in green bikini; hair shower-damp and kinky; yellow gloves. Yvonne in black bikini from Chuck (bra style top with gold rectangle betwixt jugs); black gloves; hair shower-damp and kinky.

During R1: Girls steppin' rangy; elbows in, hands up, arms loose. CT steps in the long, strong jab; follows up straight-righty...Yvonne hopping to her right, scowling pretty. Theron stalking, cutting off the ring then POUNDING Straho lashing right/lefts to waist...forces Yvonne to stop moving: CT moves in close to work. Theron bumping raised guards with Yvonne, then scraping the tight uppercut against Straho's defenses; curling left hook across flat Aussie abs. Yvonne jabs while backing away, feeling CT's heft: Theron walks her down via slinging right to left ear, punching 'Vonnie to ropes. CT pushes in guard-on-guard, then works: scraping right uppercut; scraping left uppercut; push-on-the-guard; hook across the belly; right looped to left ear. Yvonne grimacing, shuddering under shellack: dukes up in earmuff, she's taking a pasting but blunting the worst of it. CT atop Yvonne rest of the way: Theron nice and relaxed - pushing on Straho to reset; whacking her gut thick lefts and rights; using extended chickenwing left elbow to keep Yvonne propped up. Not much back from Strahovski: she protects her head, sacrifices lithe body to get out of an all-Charlize first.

R2: Leggy blondes steppin' rangy to spots; locating each other via long jabs; slinging righty over the top as they lean in close, then work each other uppercuts from mutual peek-a-boo guards. Supple, succulent stuff - fighters getting legs/hips/backs into limber, licking strikes. 'Vonnie working the Theron gut right/left - swatting across the meat with lanky, elbows-in/palms-up delivery. Theron kissing a constant right uppercut against Yvonne's guard - trying to split those mitts - CT's right hand curling to her own left ear on follow through. Yvonne bumping and slugging uppercuts as well - curling tight-arc lefts and rights across CT's guard, then bopping outside, circling counterclockwise before looking to step back in again. Glorious, hard working, long, lean stuff here: both girls hitting hard inside, tightening up stroke, licking each other tart through 2.

R3: Same as the second - women stepping rangy just to negotiate angle - long-jabbing to find one another, then leaning in close to work-and-bump from raised peek-a-boo guards. Scraping uppercuts set up THICK, smacking body shots as girls dig in deep behind opposing elbows, or cut each other across the belly. Girls taking turns pushing the other off with extended left elbow, then walking her down - usually strapping a wide, buggywhip right hand to offending left hip upon closing. Heartfelt, grunting stuff as fighters butt guards and scrounge away: usually it's Yvonne who will disengage, loping lanky to either side, re-initiating the action from fresh angles.

R4: Same again - leggy, loping maneuvers to decide place and time, then both women eager to close/lap-it-up rangy in a phonebooth. Yvonne kissing CT curling, tight right uppercuts...punches penetrating now, picking up CT's chin/greasing across her face. Good scoring up top leads to thick, strapping connects to Theron's waist: Yvonne cutting palm-up swipes across Oscar-winning beef, savoring the grumpy hurt on Theron's face thereafter. Midway through, Theron getting out-hit...she withdraws, laying down check-jabs as she backs into ropes/forms earmuff. Yvonne stalks cautiously forward - bending torso-right while lapping the wide left upside CT's head; dipping torso-left to lash CT a wicked right across the gut. Theron in the pocket, hands up: she jerks the stubby right uppercut - missing - bringing the mitt back to temple quick. 'Vonnie tanning the gut right/left: Aussie digging up Theron's belly in exchange for a chopping little hammer-punch from CT's right hand. Looping right rakes CT ear-to-chin on left side...she's staring hurt on receipt: Yvonne's left uppercut splits the mitts, punches CT's face back off gloves...Theron's head lolls back into place drowsy! Slopping right from Yvonne clouts upside the head; curling left uppercut kisses the chin; slopping right upside the head...CT'S SWOONING! Theron staring, looking awestruck, hands dropping...Yvonne's left braces at Theron's stomach while a slinging right loops across CT's chin, swiveling Theron's skull. Crowd squealing, Theron reeling: left hook clouts her chin hard to port, drops her hands to her lap...she's stunned, staring into punches...right cross Straho and THERON GOES DOWN! CT bouncing off ropes, dropping to all fours...seething Yvonne Strahovski bellowing down at Theron's shuddering back as ref pushes Aussie away. Charlize struggles up ropes, shabby and disheveled: ref decides she's good to go and HERE COMES YVONNE! Strahovski baring her fangs: she plants on left leg, pushing and punching on CT - curling tight uppercuts from both hands; lashing the waist right/left. Theron slumping back into ropes, gutting it out - just taking Yvonne's fury. Bell: snarling Strahovski lost in Theron-hate - lanky blonde girl still strappin' it to hall of famer as ref pulls 'Vonnie off.

R5: CT flat footed, busting up, but grimly game - trio of stiff, no-nonsense jabs punches through Yvonne's guard, momentarily forcing her to regroup. Theron stalking - stepping in the jab up top, then leaning into a swinging right to body: thumping authority downstairs brings girls back into the phonebooth, rubbing and bumping each other guard-on-guard. Thick, strapping, succulent stuff from there: fighters stroking each other to bodies; kissing those close-in, curling uppercuts; nudging with extended elbows. Bruising brutality to midsection and ribs visibly apparent as both girls repeaatedly shake the legs of her rival. Straho never uses legs to bound outside and re-circle back in: leads to sustained slugging deficit as Theron's weight of shot proves decisive. Down the stretch, right uppercut/left hook combo punches Strahovki's face, leaving her staring: follow-on hook knocks her head back, driving her knock-kneed to ropes. Theron wades in, shoveling a right to Aussie breadbasket, then trading hooks as Yvonne won't go quietly. Bell: disheveled hair, glassy eyes, open mouths...blondes digging deep into each other's reserves through 5.

R6: Grim torment continues as Yvonne elects to lick and stroke away inside - fighters in raised guards, bumping their defensive fronts, taking turns applying the lash. Identical work being done: the curling right uppercut following through to the puncher's own left ear in tight, carving arcs; swatting hacks across waist - the women cutting into belly with palm-up malice. Yvonne rediscovers her footwork - lingering inside to work, but darting out to circle 'round: she's the springier vixen, breaking-off and initiating battle at her discretion. Theron using jabs from the shoulder to channel Yvonne and prevent free access, but Strahovski's getting the odd extra touch by forcing positional adjustments on Charlize. Down the stretch, Yvonne pounds a vicious one-two through to Theron's breasts, parting Charlize' lips in shock; Vonnie turns the hook across CT's jugs; pastes the right hand across...Theron suddenly undone, looking flustered as Strahovski humbles rack at bell!

R7: Digging brutality continues...fighters laying in with each other, walking each other back while plowing punches to gut; pushing off and looking to clean up looping power shots to head. Groggy aspect to both faces - hooded eyes, parted lips; a shabbiness in the gaits of both women, though Strahovski still has hop in spots. Midway through, CT's hook catches 'Vonnie's chin: Straho momentarily frazzled, stepping in fence-post holes. Down the stretch, CT in rigid peek-a-boo, her elbows held in tight...Vonnie tucks the left hook in snug behind CT's right elbow, paralyzing CT; Yvonne reloads, digs it in again for good measure. Still nothing back from Charlize, so Yvonne kisses the curling left uppercut across CT's guard, then rotates torso-left to slop the right to CT's left ear. THERON UNRAVELS! Charlize bereft, glassy-eyed as she stumbles backward into ropes...Yvonne able to pounce, let her hands go, shredding apart CT's guard and bouncing fists-off-face, leaving Theron spellbound at bell. Ref bodying Yvonne away as Strahovski's blood is up - Vonnie glaring at the hurt, instinctively wanting to finish NOW.

R8: Sustained, rivet-gun assault to pecs-and-jugs shocks CT early, driving her back to ropes in disarray. Yvonne baring teeth, stamping left/rights against chest with criss-cross/palm-down ferocity...rapidfire thumpings have CT all shook up. Theron eventually forming tight peek-a-boo, drooping forward behind her gloves, her butt in ropes: Yvonne abandons the jugs to work the gut, looming over stooped Charlize while batting free-swinging left/rights underneath. Groaning CT ties up around 'Vonnie's hips/buns...Strahovski hard-hearted, belting away on CT's exposed lower back, or jamming punches in above either CT hip - the elbow of the punching-arm out to the side on impact. Ref's break: Theron's cheeks shiny from tears...she's hurting, hair in her eyes as she sags back into ropes. More Yvonne: Strahovski leaning forward and CHURNING in the left/rights to jug - punching in between raised forearms and beating apart the guard. Theron groaning, again folds forward in tight earmuff: Yvonne looms over top, swinging away all lusty for gut. CT clinches around the hips: Yvonne works the back and hips like an Irish Washerwoman; ref steps in...Theron bleak, slumping as she slumps back against ropes to await Yvonne's attack. More Strahovski: pounding breast assault pounding apart CT's guard, drawing gasps of shock from Theron...Yvonne goes to uppercuts from either hand, kissing Charlize to chin and LOOSENING CT UP! Theron in swoon, draping back against ropes, her hands dropping to her belly right stacked atop left, eyelashes fluttering. Deep breath Yvonne, then she's leaning in, slopping the right hand ear-to-chin on CT's left side; throwing left forearm into CT's breasts to stack her up; clouting her another right across the mouth. Theron swaying on the spot, picking her hands up, but they're too limp - Yvonne easily able to simply slug past. Strahovski POURS it to Theron - lefts and rights, LEFTS AND RIGHTS! It's one blonde girl stacking another up out back the woodshed and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO9 Strahovski!

AFTer: Theron punch-stunned, murmuring objections as ref cradles her against ropes...Strahovski leaping around, hugging her associates...Yvonne exultant in victory. "SO huge!" Strahovski gushes in postfight. "I was having trouble hurting her or breaking her down, but when I targeted her breasts, it seemed to work like a can-opener! I got in there and she wilted...once I had that little opening, I just poured through the breach and that was it! I definitely feel like I'm the best blonde in boxing now: I backed up my blonde with my fists, and I don't think anyone can argue that. I know there's a pretender on the throne at lightweight - I'm looking at you Jessica Biel - and I want those belts back! WOO-HOO! I'm best in show!"