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17 January 2012 Jessica Alba vs Jordana Brewster

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2012, 11:45 am

 

BEFORE: For one girl, it's one of the biggest fights of her life; for the other, it's a stay-busy. "I've had to use up a lot of starlets to get where I am today," Jessica shrugs in prefight. "Jordana's one of 'em. A little less talk from her would be nice: she should be thankful that I need rounds, and that her body suits my purposes right now. I could probably draw just as well by hitting the pads in public - so she needs to mind her place!" Brewster all fired up: Jessica Alba's been Jordana's whole raison d'etre as a fighter. "Alba just makes me want to scream," a very candid Jordana admits at podium. "You do a checklist of both of us - starting at our toes and ending at our hair - and there's no part of me that's not better than her. Then check our acting: I'm better. Check our personalities: I'm nicer. There's no justice that she's one of the biggest stars in the world, but in the boxing ring? That's where justice can happen. Any time I get Alba in front of me, I'm totally, 100% focussed on victory. I will tear this girl down and make her quit - I promise!" Jessica in bright neon blue bikini top/stripey bottoms from Into the Blue; long blonde hair in low ponytail; white gloves. Jordana in densely patterned white floral print on royal blue bikini; white gloves; long black hair loose.

During R1: Torrid flurry to jugs backs Jessica to ropes early...she's confused, slightly overwhelmed when a licking hook in the gut takes her breath away! Quick, close-in left/right on the chin buckles Jessi's knees...she's hurt early, reaching to clinch. Jordana hard-eyed, pushing Jess off, staying compact inside: elbows in, dukes up...Brewster just thump-thump-thumping rolling combos into Jessica's tanned breadbasket, or roaming up top to chin. Alba rallying by the second minute - holding for ref's breaks, then spinning off ropes to midring, drawing Jordana forward: latter half the round a supple, cagey boxing battle at medium/longer ranges. Jess dabbing her jab; feinting; holding hands low: Jordana dukes up; bobbing on the spot, looking to time-and-counter. Late the round, Alba's limber left licks an uppercut off Jordana's tummy, causing Brewster to stutter-step in alarm: slinging right to chin toggles Jordana's head, nearly sits her down at bell. Ref jumps in as Alba's all seething with Jordana-hate...Brewster wobbly-butt on the walk back to corner.

R2: Midring...Girls flat-footed, looking to set down and punch hard. Jordana paws her left jab, obliging Jess to guard her jugs; Brewster into the midsection via the straight, short right hand, palm-down. Alba grunting, receipting with a springy right that misses: Jordana resets outside, looking to distract up top while digging in downstairs. Chessmatch: Jessica rangy - occasionally bringing left hook off her thigh to clout Jordana across the mouth; looking for slinging rights off the shoulder. Brewster pawing her left at Jessi's breasts, or stabbing it quickly to mouth, then leaning in and down with the straight, pounding right to midsection...Jordana the more constructive vixen, fighting with a plan as Jessi fights on reflex.

R3: Same again - flat footed girls/bendy backs/supple waists as each tries to lick the other something strapping. Alba loose-limbed - jabbing from the shoulder; looking to loop righty over the top. Brewster more compact, chin tucked, hands up...she's keeping the jab on Jessi's breasts, pre-occupying the super-starlet while driving in vicious, palm-down straight rights to gut and ribs. Alba grimacing from tuff body touches, occasionally picking her feet up to leg to fresh positions: Brewster walking Alba down, re-initiating cat-and-mouse, staying focussed on the body.

R4: Jessica frowning, out-of-sorts: Brewster's in her head a little. Jordana flat footed, stalking Alba whenever Jess steps out...for the most part, girls stand flat-footed in front of each other, trusting bendy torsos for defence. Midway through, Jordana crosses Jessi up: instead of lancing right hand to body, Jordana pours it into Jessica's mouth instead - punching Alba's noggin back and loosening her up. Jordana hops forward in-stance, turns the left hook across Jessi's chin: Alba's wobbly-butt, stricken, reaching to clinch on borrowed legs. Jordana ducks her head, rolls right/left against Jessi's gut; pivots-right to turn Jessi's left flank (underneath Alba's outstretched arms). Jessi groaning, confused - she turns, eats Jordana's cruel jab; faces into a chopping right to chin...blonde girl getting peppered, stumbling forward in trouble! Brewster squirts to her left, turning Jessi's right flank: Alba turns, munches on a chopping right to chin; faces into a stout straight left; another straight right off the face and ALBA GOES DOWN! Jessica tumbling to knees-and-forearms, head down/buttocks up as Jordana bellows down in exultation. Shaky 8 Jessica Alba - she's blinking away tears, trying to sort herself when HERE COMES JORDANA! Brewster pouring in - whirlwind of short, hacking rights and lefts slashing across Jessi's front...Alba's face spanked, head on a swivel; Alba's legs locking up, tilting her back into ropes; Alba's face stunned, spellbound. Jordana lost in Finishing Lust - teeth bared, fists whirling and THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO4 Jordana Brewster!

After: Battered Alba breaking down into shuddering sobs as ref cradles her to safety - hardhearted, single-minded attack from Brewster just shredded her most hated rival as underdog makes good. "Obviously, I'm thrilled to have humbled Jessica," Jordana preens in postfight. "Smacking her out, making her quit...it's all I could have wanted. It's huge right now, but I've had big wins in the past that didn't go anywhere: I really hope I can get girls like Jamie Pressly, Carmella Decesare or Emily Vancamp in the ring. I've got a title in me, I know I do: I just need girls to step up and take their beatings!"

 

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