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17 January 2012 Title Ch Elisha Cuthbert vs Olivia Munn

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Elisha Cuthbert 13.jpg Olivia Munn 05.jpg

UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE

Posted by simguy on 1/17/2012, 11:46 am

BEFORE: Munn crosses the floor at very first press junket, throwing punches, falling to the floor with Elisha screaming/slugging/blouse-ripping...security trebled as brawling bantams won't tone down. "Look - this is going to be nasty," Munn promises at podium - hair disheveled from a recent pulling. "I'm going to beat Elisha helpless, I'm going to hurt her, and I'm taking those belts! That's it - that's all Elisha has to look forward to: me beating the hell out of her until I get what's mine!" Cuthbert just as feisty at podium - left sleeve of green silk blouse torn away, leaving her with one bare arm. "Munn can just come and get it," Elisha snarls. "I'm not scared of her: I've been trading punches with girls like Rachel McAdams, Neve Campbell, Dani Fishel - hard girls like that - for YEARS. Olivia Munn's riding a few lucky punches and that won't get it done against me. I'm hotter and better, and it's about time that Olivia Munn showed me some flippin' respect!" Elisha steps to her side of the dais, then wheels, eluding security in a mad dash to tackle Munn out of her seat...just another day in the Munn/Cuthbert circus. Elisha in midnight blue bikini; small pink gloves with "HURT" written in white block caps on the left glove-cuff and "HER" on the right. Munn in ice-blue bikini; long black hair straight; small white gloves. During ref's instructions, Munn starts making the "title belt" gesture at her waist, so Cuthbert slap-chops brunette jugs a cheap right hand...fight delayed as warnings are assessed both ways.

During R1: Girls scooting to midring, trading righty over the top; back with vicious hooks - crowd roaring from the get-go as girls swing away mindless. Reckless, random action - Munn picking Elisha up via the right uppercut at one point; Cuthbert hooking Olivia in the waist/clouting her righty on the jaw. Both girls missing hooks and lusty right hands by razor-thin margins in crazy, free-swinging action. Cuthbert eventually able to crowd Munn to ropes, fighting off chest long enough to dig a pumping group of lefts and rights to Olivia's gut. Munn grimacing, tying up...Elisha doing just enough to separate herself inside at the bell.

R2: Elisha brazenly walking briskly in, then trying for Olivia's head with a lunging right: Munn pivoting-left, right at her chin as she pops a pair of stiff left jabs to Elisha's head. Olivia bringing dukes back to brows, looking to place straight shots...meanwhile Elisha's leaping into walloping power from either hand, often lifting punches off her thighs. Elisha's aggression prevails...Munn blocking well, but forced onto the offensive as blonde girl leaps in from any angle, then bounds away out the other side. Down the stretch, Cuthbert's pushed her way inside, stocky legs driving Munn to ropes: Elisha fighting off Munn's chest, packing Olivia's tummy full of chugging lefts and rights, then roaming up top to work the jugs at bell. AND BEYOND! Elisha pounding away left/right on rack as ref's trying to get in...Olivia howling in protest as fighters eventually separated.

R3: Munn with the earmuffs on: Elisha continues to pitch from the hips, bending into wide, walloping lefts and rights up top. Munn seeing it well, blocking, then receipting: straight, jolting lefts or rights from Munn's brow knock at Elisha's face, bringing her to heel. Munn stepping in on left leg with that left jab - really pounding it to Elisha: Cuthbert blinking in confusion by minute mark...that's when the hammer starts to fall. Munn softening Elisha up with three thudding jabs, then dropping the cross: bingo-onna-chin snaps Cuthbert's head back/forth and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Elisha stumbling to all fours momentarily awe-struck. Shaky 8, Elisha C, then Olivia steps-to: Munn staying disciplined, right at her cheek while left dispenses shocking jab-thrusts to blonde pate and cheeks, beating Lishy drowsy. Midway through, heavy doses of thudding jabs to head and upperchest have Elisha hurt, confused...she's a helpless vixen when Olivia cashes in another stubby right cross to chin, bouncing blonde girl off ropes and dropping her to all fours again! Munn: doing the "title-belt" gesture at her waist while leering down...poor Elisha jittery on her way up as ref pushes Munn back. Olivia with time enough to wade back in, push Elisha into ropes, then beat her body without mercy...savage torso-pummeling leaves champ hugging herself in tears at bell. AND BEYOND! Munn pumping in a few extra right hands cheap and late to Elisha's ribcage as blonde girl slumps whining in ropes: ref has to pull Olivia off as LOOKOUT corner guys bellow in protest.

R4: Girls push inside, midring: mouth on shoulder digging as neither lass wants to give ground. Grunting-and-pumping at close quarters - girls reaching in under opposing right arms with the left arm, then working righty to tummy/tits/chin in squirming, sloppy action. Foreheads clash and rub; shoulders bump...ref issuing constant stream of warnings to both girls for general chippiness. Finally, Cuthbert able to walk Munn to ropes late, push her hips back and deploy both hands in chugging bursts to breadbasket: Olivia groaning, tying up, lets the round slip away late as Cuthbert works the body for points. Ref quick to jump in now: he KNOWS Elisha will keep working after the bell unless forced to desist.

R5: Pace slowing as girls look for muscular advantage inside - each trying to walk the other into ropes, then beat her until reversal, clinch or ref's break. Munn generally in charge - riding her left behind Elisha's head, holding blonde girl in close. Lying in cheek to cheek, Olivia will pull back just enough to drift Elisha short-righty to jaw, then pull blonde girl back into cheek-to-cheek. Munn holding and hitting, fitting right hands in tight to Elisha's rack, or pounding in thick behind blonde left elbow. Elisha cranky from being bullied - just getting bodied around and thumped...champ looking sleepy in spots, wincing, absorbing a systematic mauling in the 5th.

R6: Elisha bodies Olivia into ropes; processes her. Munn: grimacing, tying up around Elisha's head while sitting back into ropes. Cuthbert: head down, arms a-pumpin'...she's just beating Munn in her belly and thighs - punching, punching, punching until ref's breaks. Munn mouthbreathing, obviously taken aback: Elisha usually able to jump right back in, tackle Olivia about the hips and body her into ropes, there to beat away on body until breaks. Nice bell to bell pressure: champ just a non-stop bundle of blonde aggression, jiggling into Olivia and belting away robusto. Munn complaining bitterly about low blows; head-bumps; general rough-house...ref issues warning but let's Elisha take all she wants in the 6th!

R7: SENSATIONAL pounding of Olivia's breasts as Elisha opens up a second front in Munn's rack: brunette backed into ropes and battered as furious blonde girl whirls in punches! Elisha just a crazed little blonde jug-mugging machine - windmilling in lefts and rights until blubbering Olivia crosses wrists at her chest; turns her right shoulder into ropes to take her jugs away. Elisha fighting off Oli's presented left flank: wide blonde roundhouse-rights taking Olivia in the lower back and buns; pitching sidearm lefts taking Olivia full in the belly and MUNN TAKES A KNEE! Olivia all face-pinched - right knee planted as she's still cradling her jugs: seething Elisha looks to club righty-behind-the-head, but ref catches her arm, throws her back. Sniveling Munn rallies for 8 off the deck, then gets her butt put through the ropes as Elisha comes POURING back in! Rampaging blonde jailbreak again - Elisha weight forward, whirling her fists in a crazed lather to head/shoulders/flanks...Munn battered, overwhelmed, but trusting curvy legs to hold her up under the torrent. Bell: Elisha still pushing and slugging - ref pulls her off from behind - blonde girl all kicking and struggling.

R8: Elisha driving in, enjoying Munn on ropes for brief periods: Olivia tying up for ref's breaks - warned for kneeing Elisha's thigh at one point. Munn effectively slowing the pace, backing into ropes to draw Elisha into clinch...blonde girl writhing and squirming, trying to get hands free so she can work away. Sloppy stuff as effective landed punch-counts plummet...Elisha carries the round on aggression, but Munn's got a measure of muscular control in the clinches.

R9: Munn hands-high, stepping in measured poke: she's scoring on Elisha early, turning her clockwise, touching her up. Midway through, Cuthbert able to loop a right hand over Munn's outstretched left, striking Olivia awkwardly behind left ear...Munn's legs give a shimmy; she's almost pitched onto her knees, staggering instead into ropes. Elisha pours in: Munn ties up...Olivia hurt, grimacing and wobbly-butt: best she can do is tie up and wait for her head to clear as Cuthbert takes another heat!

R10: Battered beauties wade to midring: Olivia welcomes Elisha in close with a short left hook; fits the right hand snug to blonde breadbasket, then Elisha bashes back in kind. Tired brawlers rubbing away mouth-on-shoulder - each working the other's gut via cuffing/digging lefts or rights, then looking to clip the chin off little shoulder-bumps. Both girls tuning the other up nice short shots...grim, grinding battle settles into brutal stalemate midring as neither girl can break the other's will. Bell: Both still working, running on fumes. Comes back UD10 for the winner and STILL champion - Elisha Cuthbert!

AFter: Munn bruised, stunned as Elisha's hand is raised: rarely has the camera ever captured a fighter's utter disbelief in the face of defeat. Elisha yelping and jumping even as the ref has her hand raised...she's an excited little cutie, turning back one of the best brunettes in the game tonight. Munn can't handle the celebration - she moves on Elisha as official struggles to keep 'em separated - extra security required to restore order for post-fight. "I made her tits quit!" Elisha chirps in postfight - left-eye shiner just about closed at this point. "Nobody's really gone to Olivia's body with authority to this point, so that's where we wanted to break her. We're all body-punching demons at Lookout, so I had great prep for it...I wanted all of Olivia inside and she didn't want ANY of me! She talks tuff, but there's a lot of quit in Olivia - just like any bully. Once I owned her jugs, I could see it in her eyes, she was like: 'I can't handle this girl' and I was all "I GOTCHOO NOW, BYTCH!"