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25 January 2012 Joanne Kelly vs Daniela Ruah

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Joanne Kelly 01.jpgDaniela Ruah 02.jpg

 

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

 

Posted by I.F.F.I. on 1/25/2012, 8:29 pm

 

(Results: Simguy; Story: I.F.F.I.)

 

 

Pre-fight: First time the I.F.F.I. hosts a card at the Dunwich Mansion. The small venue only holds a few hundred, but the Mansion was convert years ago into a FemFighting Bed and Breakfast has hosted celebrity AHW and wrestling. Until now the boxing has always been local amateurs and some regional semi stars, the current Miss Massachusetts and Miss Vermont have meet in fights here for the past 25 years . Most of the card tonight is the local amateurs mostly girls from Miskatonic University, but the main event is an actual FCBA Lightweight bout. In finding fights for the I.F.F.I. roster Erick Zann found Daniela Ruah willing to come to Dunwich for a tune up fight.

Daniela dressed in jeans and a yellow baby tee stands with a crowd of reports. Ruah confident riding high on her current winning run in the FCBA, “Without management I need to stay sharp. If I have to come here to get a tune up fight to drawl a bigger name, well that’s the game.” Daniela walking away from the reporters turns adding, “Hardly seems fair to Joanne, but maybe her management will see their mistake signing the lesser fighter.”

Joanne talks to the reports later, “I’m just looking to get through the first fight, I think Salli came up with a good game plan. Now it’s up to me to follow through with it. Daniela is a hot fighter, and has good power she can make you pay for mistakes in painful ways.” Baiting questions about Ruah’s comments go unanswered by the Iffy fighter.

Joanne’s togs are simple a solid white bikini top and navy blue boy cut shorts, white gloves and boots. Daniela is more flamboyant in her attire metallic green sports bra with matching bikini cut briefs, her gloves and boots are a similar share of green.

Round 1: Joanne constantly moving tests Daniela’s defenses throwing quick jabs keeping Ruah off balance. If Daniela advances Kelly works the jab to the stomach slowing the aggressor’s progress, when Daniela tries to fire back Joanne is able to fade back frustrating the other brunette. Final minute of the round though Ruah catches Kelly with a big right cross sending Kelly spinning out. Joanne legs keep her up, but she falls into a defensive shell and Ruah tags her several more times, but can’t get another big blow to put the Iffy fighter away. Joanne trods to her corner having out hit Daniela numbers wise, but all the judge’s cards give Ruah the round 10-9.

Round 2: The second round begins as the first ended, Kelly on the defensive and Ruah on the hunt. Daniela constantly moving forward tries cutting off Joanne, but never quite succeeds, the I.F.F.I fighter throws very few punches and only to open escape routes. At the bell Ruah has another round on her side, but Daniela shows a little frustration as not being able to hunt her prey down.

Round 3: After regrouping in the second Joanne comes out in the third and takes advantage of Daniela’s big punching to get position and works the jab again. Ruah touched, but not enough to be slowed Daniela keeps coming and Joanne with scalpel like precision picks her spots taking points. Kelly works the other brunette’s flanks and abs, Daniela a few times hammers shots into Joanne’s arms or shoulders, but Kelly makes those blows costly. Daniela being feed a diet of jabs never see’s the uppercut coming until it clips her chin. Ruah is staggered and for the first time Daniela is in retreat as Kelly pushes the action now adding the occasional cross to her jab rolling up points to the bell.

Round 4: Ruah shakes off the third round, it was just a small hiccup nothing more. Daniela is back throwing bombs again forcing Joanne to spend more time avoiding than jabbing this round. The cameras at ringside flash with every Daniela delivery thinking ‘this will be the one that catches Kelly’, but the Iffy fighter keeps any of the blows from finding the mark clean. Joanne sticks the jab were she can, finding ribs and abs time and time again. Ruah doesn’t slow her progress though and keeps looking for that one big punch, Joanne just keeps plugging away and again out hits Ruah in numbers. This time when the bell rings Daniela couldn’t find that big blow, so Joanne takes her second round.

Round 5: Daniela stomps out of her corner at the bell going head on towards Joanne, and to the surprise of many Joanne comes out to meet her. Again Ruah looks for the big knockout blow giving Kelly chances to work inside an take more shots at bare belly. Near the minute mark Joanne’s work pays off as Daniela is now backing down. Joanne doesn’t allow her to escape though staying on Ruah backing the brunette’s butt into the ropes working her abs and ribs. Daniela clutches and tries pinning Kelly’s arms, but Joanne muscles her off to keep working the torso. Kelly still can’t find a spot for a bigger shot, but she’s chewing up Ruah inside and the few blows coming back still can’t find the mark. At the bell Kelly steps back, and takes a shove from Daniela, the referee steps in quickly to avoid any further action.

Round 6: Daniela comes out a bit more cautiously and matches Joanne’s jab a bit more, now willing to trade blows. Joanne having done most of the work the last few rounds goes back on the defense as Ruah scores more hits. After backing Kelly off Daniela starts looking for the bigger flashy punches, but again none land cleanly and Joanne weathers this flurry by Ruah as the round ends Ruah feels better and heading back to her corner lets fans know she has Kelly ready for the end. Joanne all business in her corner listening to Salli Richardson’s instructions.

Round 7: Daniela looking to put things away opens up and with some heavy body shots bunches Kelly up and just misses a right hand that would have been then end of most women in the FCBA. The miss opens Daniela and Joanne hammers home a right – left combo to the brunette’s belly button. Kelly’s straight right then catches Ruah on the chin, when Daniela’s hands go up Joanne is back on the body forcing her to the ropes. Trapped on the ropes Daniela tries clinching, but Joanne won’t have it and adds several shots to the metallic green top. Ruah’s face pinched in pain as Kelly shoulders into her and keeps working abs and breast, DANIELA TAKES A KNEE! Joanne moves back to the far corner. At five Ruah stands frustrated, after nodding that she’s ok the referee restarts the actions. Kelly is across the ring in a heartbeat and all the body work explains why Daniela is slow to react to the right cross to her jaw. Ruah spins away and fines herself on the ropes again. Joanne on top of Ruah is merciless a right hook to the jaw sends Daniela’s mouth piece flying. Kelly goes back to the rack pancaking jugg against ribs, another shot to the head and the referee steps in pulling Ruah to safety…TKO 7 Joanne Kelly in shocking debut fashion.

After: Allison Scagliotti is the first in the ring leaping into her co-stars arms, soon they are joined by other members of Iffy. On her stool Ruah looks dejected, the brunette at least taps gloves with Kelly, but Daniela’s exit is less than gracious as she can believe she wasn’t the one leaving with the ‘W’. Joanne hugs each of the other Iffy fighters and talks with Salli Richardson for several moments as they celebrate the victory.

Later the I.F.F.I. has a news conference.

Salli Richardson sits in the center, Sara Jean Underwood, Heather Hemmens, and Allison Scagliotti to her right, Jennifer Morrison, Rosario Dawson and Joanne to her left.

Reporter: “Salli How do you feel about the first month of the I.F.F.I. as a stable?”

Salli leans forward to answer, “Well, I’d say we held our own 3-3 in our first fights can be called respectable I think. Now we all have to look to improve.”

Another scribe gets his shot at asking a question, “Joanne great fight tonight. When did you know you had Daniela?”

Joanne takes a big drink from her water bottle before answering smiles, “When the referee stepped in.” Getting some laughs Kelly continues, “I don’t know, Daniela is a tough fighter as I found out in the first. Salli came up with a good plan and I was able to execute it.”

The next writer asks, “So what’s next for the Iffy girls?”

Salli takes that question, “We have a few things in the works, we’re in negotiations for the next Asylum. We’ll wait and see about the February PPV, I’m sure we’ll be involved in that. Also we are in talks to maybe go fight in the BBU if it can be worked out.”

Allison Scagliotti leans forward adding, “Dude we’re going to be kicking asses and taking names.”

The writers get a good laugh at the youngster’s bravado, then the main news conference is broken down so reporters can talk one on one with the girls before they head out for a celebration party. All the reporters trying to find out which of the Iffy women are the one’s that could be heading to the Asylum in February, but the ladies are tight lipped.

 

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