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26 October 2003 Blonde! Magazine Table of Contents

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 2 months ago

Posted by Simguy on 10/26/2003, 1:47 pm.

Features:

"Brittany: Beaten!" Recounts Brittany Daniel's battering at the hands of Krista Allen and the hellish post-fight romp that has spurred calls for revamped sanctioning measures. Article blames the loss on Daniel's murderous schedule, sustained punishment in recent bouts and lack of sufficient recovery time--Allen portayed as an opportunistic weasel in scooping the belts from a barely-there blonde.

"Red Heads: Boxing's Snakes in the Grass"--Although though of as "failed blondes", that doesn;t mean you can trust 'em! Article looks at the shifty tactics of these slippery characters--often poitting blondes and brunettes against each other, aligning themselves with either camp to suit their nefarious needs-of-the-moment. Historical examples cited--treacherous redheads down the ages, etc.

"Theron/Bell: 10 Reasons Why This Fight Must Take Place.": BLONDE! magazine starts to pound the table for this fight, pushing for a Christmas 2003 showdown.

"The Gem That is Claire Danes". Why Claire's the most avoided title contender at 110--pics of her recent explosive demolition of plucky Kelly Monaco.

"The Danger of Jessica Alba". Long overlooked and written off as a bantameweight threat, the brunette is ack and threatening to bring down a bastion of blonde power with a relentless assault on BSE. Pics of draining confrontation with Britney Spears that left both women in stupor.

Regular Columns:

Stone's Throw: Krushers At It Again--Sharon Stone. Blazing criticism of the disasterous mis-management of Brittany Daniel and the loss in quick succession of all 3 lightweight belts. Too many hard fights, too much punishment absorbed after the fights, too muchy pressure too soon--scathing indictment.

View From the Top--Janet Jones. Defense of Brittany's moves as champion, a look back at how she was indeed winning those fights, glossing over the losses as winds-of-fate, acts-of-God, etc,

Round the Horn--fight reports.

Top 10 Brunettes Who Must Be Beaten--Krista Allen rising, shown in cross hairs.

Spotlight: Allison Mack--pudgy cutie with pop--is WB holding her back to favour overrated Kreuk?

Cover: Krista Allen stands above a shellshocked, slumped Brittany Daniel in the ropes--brunette thrusting the belt skyward, head tilted back, flashbulbs catching the moment.

Inset: Claire Danes digs a right hand to Kelly Monaco's taut paunch--blonde tight lipped grin, working low and close--Monaco dukes up, grimacing as she soaks it up.

Reposted by Archer 2/12/12.