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29 Janaury 2012 Post Fight Kats at the Asylum PPV

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Posted by Boxing World Online on 1/29/2012, 7:41 pm

The Man In The Hatr sits at the center of the dais. To his left are Kat Dennings, Britney Spears, Leelee Sobieski, Gemma Arterton, and Avril Lavigne. To his right, Katy Perry, Jewel, Jessica Biel, Neve Campbell, and Nicole Scherzinger.

Man In The Hat: "All right, I'll take questions. But, before I do, let me again make clear the seating arrangement is random..."

Playboy Channel Reporter: "Looks to me like it's by cup size, decreasing as you go out..."

(Laughter)

Avril: "HEY!"

(More laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Folks have been saying the referee stopped Jewel's fight too soon..."

Man In The Hat: "I can see where folks might say that, and Jewel wasn't happy with it. BUT. Jewel is a very important member of, to borrow a phrase from my friend Paris, the Front Street Family. She's going to be here with us long after her boxing career is over. She means a lot to all of us. And if a referee decides he needs to protect her in there, I'm NEVER going to criticize him for doing that. NEVER. A fight's a fight. There are more important things. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Talk to me about Nicole's performance."

Man In The Hat: "Nicky gave plenty of effort out there, as always. Obviously, things didn't go well..."

Showtime Reporter: "OBVIOUSLY. Talk about that..."

Man In The Hat: "Son, if you're trying to get me to RIP the kid, you're wasting your time. Not. Gonna. Happen. I have a great deal of affection for Nicole, and I'm not gonna pile on her when she's had a bad night. Brunette Magazine! Nice to see you!"

Brunette Magazine Reporter: "Talk to me about Kat Dennings!"

Man In The Hat: "I LOVE this kid. She's tough. She works hard. She HITS hard. And she gets better every time out. She didn't rattle tonight when Aniston was fouling the hell out of her. She just kept coming and took her out of there. This kid is a big part of Front Street's future. A BIG part. Equal time! BLONDE! Magazine! Talk to me!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "I thought Leelee Sobieski was a nice girl...until tonight!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Leelee IS a nice girl. And I'll say this again for those of you ain't heard it. Know who ELSE is nice? One of the nicest, kindest people I know? Britney. Now, ask the girls been in the ring with her how NICE she is in there..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "There are those who believe you need a bit of a mean streak to be a champion in the FCBA. I think tonight you all found out that Leelee has one. Tess, dear, go ahead..."

Tess: "I won't ask who your number one lightweight is, but Gemma's got to be right up there..."

Man In The Hat: "Gemma is as good as anybody I've got, and you saw that tonight. Had a rough first round because she made a mistake, but, she learned from it, rallied back from it, and got the job done. Gemma's a top ten lightweight, and we're happy to have her at Front Street."

Tess: "Speaking of top ten lights, Jessica, can I ask why you agreed to be in Katy's corner tonight?"

Jessica: "Sure. I like Katy. We worked together a lot when I was working out here. She helped me out when I was in a slump and I wanted to do the same for her. Katy has better physical tools than a lot of the girls ranked above her. She can be very, very good. You haven't seen anything yet."

Man In The Hat: "Smackeroo! Take us to dinner, will ya?"

Reporter: "I know you have a lot of faith in your trainers, Wiz, so, why bring in Jesse? What could she do that Neve, Jewel and Britney couldn't?"

Man InThe Hat: "See, that's just it. Jesse wasn't teaching Katy anything Neve, Jewel and Britney weren't. But Katy here has a stubborn streak..."

Neve: "You THINK?"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Sometimes she LISTENS, but she don't HEAR. Even when champions like Brit and Neve and Jewel talk. But, I thought it might be different with Jesse...since she's currently sitting EXACTLY where Katy wants to go. Turns out, I was RIGHT. Go figure."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Now, that's it. We're off to dinner! Smackey, Tess. See you in the limo!"