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31 Janaury 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Jennifer Garner

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Posted by Jack Fac on 1/31/2012, 2:58 pm

 

 

Downtown Julie Brown had heard about Jen Garner's sulking about the age limit going up to 45 which kept Jen from claiming the 'Cougar Belt'. Julie found Jen at an L.A. Sports bar literally groaning in her beer over this perceived 'slight'.

 

'Hey girl I'll help you retire' chuckles Julie. 'You're a long drink of water but I've clocked lots of them down in the ring. Julie had an impressive list of conquests including Linda Lawless and Kim Cattrall along with her 'H' gals which counted in Rachel Hunter, Cheryl Hines, Daryl Hannah, Terry Hatcher and Liz Hurley. All had gone down to 'The Tawny Vixen' and each had been knocked cold. Garner asked Julie how old she was which drew a quick 'old enough to kick your silly smiling ass girl if you think you have the chops to stick it to this old warrior'.

 

Jen was kicking into 40 but Julie had crossed the 48 barrier last summer. 'Why not hey what the hell I've got the youth and size to flatten your bony ass in one round' retorts Jennifer. 'The Staples Arena a good place for you old lady?' laughs Jennifer. 'We can sell the place out and I'll knock you out real fast'. 'You won't suffer' promises Jennifer. 'I know I won't suffer you arrogant little twit' laughs Julie. 'Girl you're about to taste some real leather'. They shake and decide to have a beer together to seal the deal.

 

Julie enlists Linda Kozlowski to serve as her trainer and sparring partner. Kelly LeBrock is also along in Julie's small entourage. Kozlowski puts Julie through some hard paces in training but does get knocked out by Julie in a sparring session Kelly has to finish. 'You really nailed old Linda K. with that right Downtown' gushed Kelly. On the other side of L.A. Jennifer enlists the help of pal Jennifer Aniston. Both gals are ready and in top shape for the bout.


Fight night. The ref is Elke Sommer who has done lots of Julie's bouts. Garner enters the ring first in her 'Alias' outfit of black panties and stockings held up by a garter belt. Julie has on her purple thong from the Playboy photo shoot of 1998.

 

Round One- Staples is packed as the gals circle each other. Jennifer is looking to take advantage of her height superiority and fires long jabs which Julie skillfully ducks. Brown suddenly wades in tight and hammers Garner's midsection with some gut wrenching shots that have Jen bending over. 'Like that bimbo cause there's lots more coming' chortles Julie as she brings up a right uppercut and nails Garner solidy on the jaw. Jen's long sexy legs buckle as she stumbles backwards as the Tawny Vixen sees a great opening to inflict more damage. The taller West Virginia native is back pedaling and gasping as Julie pursues her. 'Ain't heard nothing from them there gloves of yours sucker' taunts Julie. Garner is enraged and wings a wicked right to the left side of Julie's face. It connects and sends Julie down hard. This blow energizes Garner as Julie is up at 5 as Sommer checks her condition. Julie is good as she blisters Garner with a left/right combination to the head in retaliation. Both gals are letting it all go as the bell rings. In spite of the knockdown Julie captures round one.


Between rounds- Aniston is imploring Garner to cut off the ring and squash that little bug. 'Easier said than done' replies Jen 'but I'll try'.


Round two- Julie is proud of her stamina and her speed as well as she moves laterally away from Garner's power. 'Gonna sting you some now Jen' says Julie as she feints Garner with a left move and comes in the other way hammering away at Jen's boobs and gut. All the shots are telling and Jen's face is showing stress and pain. Then Julie goes upstairs and begins jackhammering Garner's face with a speed bag combo of lefts and rights. Brown is holding a boxing clinic. Jen Garner is getting a severe beating and her face is swelling badly. Her right eye is closing from the left jabs she has taken. The crowd is eating up Julie's performance and is on their collective feet as Downtown Julie Brown slams Jennifer Garner hard to the canvas with a brutal left to the jaw. Sommer counts to 8 as Garner pulls herself back to her feet but this one is in the books for Downtown Julie Brown. Sommer waves both arms and the battle is decided in favor of the great Tawny Vixen. Jen Garner hugs her conquerer and issues sincere congratulations for a job well done'. 'You are truly a champion' says Jen. 'You've retired me and I can only say I fell to the best'. Julie kisses Jen's cheek in a gesture of thanks. They leave the ring with an arm over each other's shoulder.

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