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7 February 2012 Post Fight BBU vs Front Street

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 1 month ago

 

Posted by Boxing World Online on 2/7/2012, 6:35 pm

 

 

The Man In The Hat sits in the center of the dais. To his right are Britney Spears, Mariska Hargitay, Neve Campbell, and Jewel. To his left sit Kat Dennings, Katy Perry, Shakira, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, questions. Cable Boy, go!"

HBO Reporter: "You can't be happy with Kat's performance..."

Man In The Hat(looking at Kat with a smile): "Well. That's what we'd generously call a CLUNKER, young lady..."

(Laughter and a smile and headshake from Kat.)

Man In The Hat: "But. Let's keep in mind Kat's a project. We knew this coming in. We know she's going to have ups and downs. THIS qualifies as a 'Down' mind..."

(More laughter and another smile from Kat.)

Man In The Hat: "Seriously, though, I love this kid. I think she's going to become an excellent fighter. And we're going to give her all the time and all the opportunities she needs to do that. Oh, and Av, please burn the freakin' video of THIS one, because we are puttin' THIS behind us right NOW..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Cable Boy II!"

Showtime Reporter: "Shakira came up short again. She's not getting any younger. Is it time..."

Mariska: "You know, nobody was asking these questions when she won four in a row and broke into the Top 20 not that long ago! She didn't forget how to fight! Spearritt is very good. There's no shame in losing to her. NEXT question!"

Man In The Hat: "You heard the lady. Tess, dear, go ahead..."

Tess: "Let's talk about Katy Perry..."

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter(shouting from the rear): "Sure, lob him a softball..."

Reporter: "If you don't want your fat HEAD treated like a softball, SHUT IT."

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter(shouting from the rear): "Ooh, look at the knight in shining armor! No wonder Prepon wants to date you..."

Tess: "YOUR BUTT IS GOING TO HAVE A DATE WITH MY FOOT IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS!"

Neve: "Word to the wise, BLONDE! Boy, you vs. Tess will last about as long as the average Avril Lavigne fight!"

Avril: "HEY!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "To answer your question, Tess, I'm VERY pleased with Katy. Very. I'm seeing what I wanted to see. She's always hit hard and been aggressive and athletic. But now I'm seeing her use the form and technique she's been taught. The kid has a physical package that ranks with anyone. Harness that and it's gonna be bad news for a lot of people. Smackeroo, why don't you take us to dinner!"

Reporter: "Britney looked pretty good out there..."

Man In The Hat: "You wanna take this one, Mariska?"

Mariska(smiling): "No, you go ahead, Wiz."

Man In The Hat: "I have said this before and I'll say it again. Britney Jean Spears is the best bantamweight on the planet. Period. End of story. And you saw some reasons why tonight. She's got more weapons in her arsenal than the U.S. Marine Corps. She can adjust to what you're trying to do, and, while you think you're fighting YOUR fight, she's making you fight HERS. And. You are NOT, I repeat, NOT beating Britney Spears fighting HER fight. Jenny Ellison's a very good fighter. Very good. Problem is, she was in with The Champ, here. And she, ladies and gentlemen, is simply the best there is. Now, I'm outta here. Where can we get some fish and chips
?"

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