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12 February 2012 Elle MacPherson vs Pippa Middleton

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(Downunder Boxing vs Tech Unlimited Europe)

 

Posted by Vassago on 2/12/2012, 9:02 am

 

  

Welterweight division undercard gets started with the oldest fighter on tonight's roster, Elle MacPherson (Downunder Boxing) taking on the rampant Pippa Middleton (Tech Unlimited Europe). Both women come off different results in their last outings, MacPherson claimed the inaugural ACB welterweight title after a points win over Erika Heynatz while Middleton was surprisingly knocked out by rookie Jessie J in the December title card last year. Tech Unlimited's senior executives still can't get over that loss and Middleton has vowed to demolish the "old tart MacPherson" and "send her into a permanent retirement".

 

In her pre-event analysis FCBA veteran Catherine Zeta-Jones has stated that she just doesn't see that happening and Middleton will endure a tough night of boxing. "Another old tart who can't keep her mouth shut" Pippa's hardly impressed by the Welsh legend comments. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Elle MacPherson wearing a black one-piece swimsuit and red gloves. Pippa Middleton wearing a white & pink schemed one-piece swimsuit and red gloves.

Round 1:
Pippa jumps straight up to the experienced blonde and throws few jabs to the head but Elle blocks them off easily and responds with a massive low hook to the ribs. Pippa winces but continues targeting the blonde's head, however Elle just moves around the brunette's efforts and throws single punches from mid-range to keep Middleton frustrated. Pippa tries to counter, but can't reach the older rival, dances around her, fakes a couple of punches, but Elle is surprisingly quick and light on her feet given her age and you couldn't tell she could be Pippa's mother. Late in the round Elle leaps forward and throws a jabbing sequence but only grazes Pippa's head as the brunette jumps to the ropes and sidesteps away from danger.

Round 2:
Pippa continues to circle around the ropes, but bursts forward after an equally tentative showing from the Aussie. There's a lot of effort behind Midleton's shots, but she keeps peppering the blonde's guard and gets countered by a high hook that just misses her head before both women tangle in a clinch in the center of the ring. Ref separates them and Pippa jumps to the ropes, teasing Elle to come forward but the old fox continues to circle around and ignores her English rival alltogether. Pippa shakes her head, drops her arms by the body and weaves around and here's Elle with a sky hook to the head, Pippa jumps away in the last second but gets pushed to the ropes as Elle chases her down with single jabbing. Middleton gets pinned along the ropes but lands a good uppercut to stop MacPherson's menacing rout and the bell sounds soon afterwards with both women locked in a clinch.

Round 3:
Elle throws single jabs to the head, but Pippa ducks around them and attacks the blonde's ribcage with couple of quick low hooks. Aussie completely ignores those efforts and lands a big right hook that catches Middleton in the mouth and she's shaken by that one. Pippa jumps away to the ropes and Elle drives forward with an aggressive burst, laces the brunette in the stomach before another uppercut crashes off her leather. That was a close one for Pippa who manages to clinch but that's a shortlived breather as the ref separates them and soon afterwards MacPherson piles on with more jabs from both flanks, landing them cleanly on Middleton's arms and stomach. Pippa bends down, tries to duck herself out of danger but there's a massive right hook to the head and down she goes on her knees late in the third!!! Elle shouts like the second coming of Sheena but that was only a brief moment of joy. Pippa's up on her feet at five looking very angry. "Lucky punch, old tart". she lashes out at the Aussie and there's an instant response from the blonde who unloads a belter to the guts but Pippa suddenly turns away to the ropes and claims it was below the waist!!! Elle gets pushed to her corner by the ref and is given an official warning!!! Crowd gets genuinely upset at this decision, no way that was a cheap shot. Pippa must be considering a Hollywood career with that sort of acting. Overwhelming round of whistles and angry shouts from the Cardiff crowd, the Windsor link makes Middleton hardly a fan favorite in Wales anyway and the bell sounds with MacPherson still arguing with the man in charge.

Round 4:
Pippa ignores the crowd reaction and continues to dance along the ropes, teasing Elle even further. The Aussie has seen enough, leaps forward and tries to jab her from close distance, but Middleton with a solid guard, tames her in the corner and lands couple of low hooks to the ribs. Elle winces but lands a hook to the head that snaps the brunette's head backwards. Pippa leans on the ropes, blatantly clinches Elle who lost her footing for a brief moment and the ref has trouble separating them as Middleton just won't let go of the Aussie's neck!!! More whistles and shouts from the crowd. Finally they're separated but Pippa ducks underneath Elle's left hook and jabs her in the ribs again and follows up with another right hook that catches the blonde in the breasts. Uppercut from Pippa almost out of nowhere and Elle bends down, looking hurt. Pippa piles on with a jabbing sequence, laces the aching opponent from both sides and literally pushes her to the ropes in the other side of the ring with relentless pounding. MacPherson's soft on her knees, but manages to clinch just as Pippa was about to land another uppercut. That was all about the experience from Elle, the English brunette is furious, shouts in the clinch, trying to shove the Aussie away but to no avail and the bell interrupts her efforts shortly afterwards.

Round 5:
Forward charge from Middleton as she tries to keep her momentum going with intensive jabbing to the blonde's midsection. Elle not so quick on her feet anymore, takes few low shots but prevents a menacing uppercut from reaching her chin as she stands firm, covered behind her gloves. Pippa with chaotic attack, almost gets carried away by the opportunity and most of her punches make no damage at all and MacPherson clinches her before a short struggle occurs. Ref separates the women and Elle sidesteps to the ropes, Pippa leaps after her but misses a flying hook and gets caught in the ribs with a low hook from the Aussie, more clinching along the ropes follow and the bout has turned into an ugly brawl with neither girl showing real skills. Quick jabs in the clinch hardly catch the judges' eyes and the referee is the busiest man in the arena, separating the fighters every odd few second all the way through the round. Elle uses her experience to survive this tough period of the bout, and Pippa just can't break her guard in a significant fashion. Finally she has enough and backs away from the Aussie and the final half a minute it's just two women staring at each other from opposite sides of the ring. Does anyone have a B plan to spark some light into this contest? At half-way it's still anyone's for the taking.

Round 6:
Pippa eager to dominate this bout, regardless of hateful shouts from the crowd, moves on Elle again, but misses a couple of jabs and the Aussie's in a slightly better shape now, responds well with nasty jabs to the ribs and backs the brunette to the ropes where she unloads more quick shots to the midsection and forces the English girl to cover up. Single but heavy punches from the blonde, Pippa's tummy absorbs a serious dose of pasting as the model finds a way around her elbows and lands a good combo. Middleton moans behind her guard and tries to respond, but misses another hook and gets laced right in the stomach. Elle with relentless pummelling along the ropes, dishes out more punishment and Pippa's trapped for good, unable to break away from danger. MacPherson with wide slaps to the ribs and then unloads a half-uppercut to the face. Pippa's guard withstands that one, but there's a follow up and another!!! Brunette's knees buckle!!! Massive right hook breaks Pippa's gloves and nails her in the mouth. Loud scream from Middleton!!! She's been hurt and Elle piles on with yet another one to the mouth!!! Pippa's mouthpiece gets removed together with that punch and she goes tumbling down on the canvas moments later as Elle watches her crash beneath her feet!!! Massive hooks from the old-timer!!! Pippa's blubbering on the floor and looks in a state of serious mess!!! If that was the Aussie's B plan, it worked to perfection. Middleton's checking her teeth and remains flat on her side on five, but tries to get up anyway!!! She's up at eight helping herself with the ropes but the ref doesn't look convinced!!! He looks Pippa in the eye and.... she's good to go!!! Elle thought she had her down and out and is furious now. Ref grabs Pippa's mouthpiece and returns it to where it belongs, but with one minue still remaining on the clock, she's facing a mammoth task to survive. Elle wastes little time, throws more hooks to the head and Pippa dodges a couple of them before getting thrown to the ropes with the third. MacPherson looks tired, but keeps pounding the brunette anyway!!! Heavy slaps from both flanks and Pippa's head gets rocked back and forth. She's barely able to stay upright as Elle lands a gut wrencher to the exposed stomach. Forget about the defence, Middleton's arms drop by the side and Elle with couple of jabs to the breasts and cheek knocks the senses out of the brunette!!! Pippa crashes down face-first onto the canvas and this time there's nobody in the arena believing she can make it back. She hasn't moved for a single moment during the count and it's all over KO R6 Elle MacPherson!!!

Post-fight:
Aussie model looks exhausted, she really gave it all with that Round Six charge, overcoming a couple of tough moments earlier. Nonetherless she smiles to the camera and waves her glove in a winning pose. It's four out of four for the guests from Australia and the Green & Gold Magazine should go ballistic in their next edition.

Meanwhile Pippa Middleton has been revived after lenghty efforts from the medical crew but she's unaware of her whereabouts as she's being escorted to the locker room. It was a promising showing from the brunette, minus the acting in the second round, but there will be a lot of head scratching in the Tech Unlimited's office as the nature of the defeat hardly covers them in glory. After Virginie Ledoyen's crushing win over Cheryl Cole earlier, this was a major let down, regardless of MacPherson's long and distinguished career. Middleton's plan of sending the blonde model into retirement has definitely been postponed!

Final result: Elle MacPherson def. Pippa Middleton KO6.

 

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