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19 February 2012 Miley Cyrus vs Selena Gomez

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Posted by simguy on 2/19/2012, 4:15 pm

BEFORE: "My career's ba-BOOMIN' outside of the ring," Selena G declares in prefight. "I'm by far the biggest Disney starlet ever - that includes Lindsay, Hilary, and of course Miley. That's why it's SO important for me to confirm my brand-supremacy by beating Miley at fighting. My fans need this win; I need this win, and I think Miley needs it too...it's not good for her to be going around, thinking she's major, when she's really just Selena-lite!" Cyrus steamin' throughout Selena's self-aggrandizement - she can't wait to lay hands on Gomie. "Maybe Selena hasn't been watching the news, or maybe she can't read," Miley snarls in rebuttal, "but I've been knockin' HELL out of girls in my group - Lilo included! Selena's not going to go the route with me. She can't take the kind of power I'm bringin', and she won't want the fighting when we get in the corners and dig for the hard points. I'M TOO MUCH FOR SELENA G! LET'S FIGHT!" Selena in baby blue bikini with bra-style strappage and twist-tie motif betwixt jug; small white gloves; hair back in foxtail ponytail. Miley in dark green bikini top/vivid pink bottoms; small pink mitts; hair back in wet ponytail.

During R1: Drilling, determined one-twos penetrate Selena's guard after a few attempts, knocking back brunette head; buckling brunette legs. Gomez on her heels, wide eyed and spooked: Cyrus walks her down, hooks her tummy, pushes her into ropes with a bully's scowl. Credit Gomey: she's rocked, but combative - bouncing off ropes to duck down and fit Miley's tummy for a shoving right; straightening up to hook-with Miley inside, beating bigger blonde girl back a step. Cyrus snarling, pouring in righty over the top...Gomez doing a good job ducking under, then working on the inside as girls fall in. Scrappy stuff - Miley's round due to early power, but Selena's got her legs back by the bell.

R2: Selena on her toes, bouncing to either side, looking limber, relaxed. Miley scowling, elbows in/dukes up as she stalks Selena - nimble Gomez turning either blonde flank, dousing her via peppering jab to keep Cyrus' heavy hands holstered. Selena feinting on the step-in - getting Cyrus to crouch in earmuff - then hoisting hook-to-liver in behind Miley's right elbow. Strong blonde body takes the shots well, but Selena pretty slick here - sinking in the gancha punch like a Mexico-city show-girl.

R3; Miley applying pressure - strong-legged beauty walking Selena down behind stiff jab; dropping hard right hands...even when Selena blocks the latter, she's moved off her stance. Gomez hopping prettily about, keeping her distance: Miley just walking off the ring, getting close, then drilling down. Cyrus mixes in a batting, straight-arm left off Selena's midsection late to good effect: Gomez grimacing, backing away from body-whack as blonde girl has her way.

R4: Selena stands her ground, jabs-with Miley; drops a swift right hand to Miley's chin, startling Cyrus; DOUBLES that pesky right to chin, then hooks Miley a limber left deep to gut. CYRUS BACKS AWAY HURT! Miley with "how could you" eyes...hugging her body as she backs butt into ropes...Selena's eyes light up as she hops forward, batting a frisky series of left hooks at Miley's right hip/waist/ribs. Groaning Miley stooping forward, looking to cuddle: Selena keeps distance with a little half-step away while jabbing, then biting off tart hooks to Miley's right cheek. Poor Cyrus getting hooked-up: she crosses right hand to left cheek/left hand across her belly as she bends forward and back off ropes, just trying to weave Selena's work. Gomez frisky as a puppy, but steely-eyed: she's got Miley hurt and confused, keeps the hurt coming with brisk, batting hooks and stitch-quick straight right hands. Bell: ass-kicked Miley all grumpy as she relaxes...opportunistic Selena leans in late, slap-chopping right hand down atop jugs, drawing a blurt of hurt from Miley. Bratty Gomez scampering away as ref's moving in...Miley left hugging scolded jugs and pouting from rack-smack.

R5: Miley quickly atop Selena, jabbing her head/body. Heavy right hands follow, keeping Gomez duck-and-covering. Hooks shiver off the Gomez right hip or lats...she's under fire, trying to scamper for freedom. Systematic Cyrus pursuit - very dogged, thorough stuff - hounding Selena to corners, forcing her to cover up earmuff, then hooking her midsection without pity. Down the stretch, it's all too much...Miley pushing Selena against neutral turnbuckles, working her over...grimacing Gomez takes a knee, looking all frazzled and harassed as Miley looms over top. Ref bodies Cyrus away...Miley pacing angrily in neutral corner, anxious for more Gomez.

R6: Selena proves resilient, shaking off hurt to prove a competitor. Midway through, Selena sprucing up Miley's jugs via the jab...Gomez steps back, walks Cyrus in, hooking Miley's chin from back (right) plant-leg. Miley's legs give a shimmy...she wobbles to her right out of orbit, blinking big...Selena hops in with slap-chop right to left ear; follows up the straight-arm hook wide to chin from well outside Miley's left shoulder and DOWN GOES MILEY! Cyrus hit from awkward angle, head knocked violently back...she sits down stunned, as Selena starts bumping and grinding her hips in dance-dance-celebration! Ref pushes Selena away, delaying count: rickety Miley gets to her feet for swaying 8. Selena friskily at her foe, jabbing Miley back into ropes, getting Cyrus' hands up at temples, then POURING in the straight, palm-down right to Miley's breadbasket. Selena recovering with the jab, keeping it on Miley's guard to straighten blonde guard up: ANOTHER straight right hand spanks midsection, bunching Cyrus up. Seconds left - Gomie dips torso-left for a nice angle, fits a pair of choice left hooks in snug behind Miley's right elbow, buckling blonde knees at bell.

R7: Selena pesky-jabs Miley's nose, then slide-steps back, luring Cyrus forward: swatting check-jab humbles Miley's tits, then Selena's pivoting around blonde right flank, resetting behind the jab. Cyrus hurt, confused, angry...she turns, dukes at cheeks, facing into a chippy left/right straight to her face - Selena extended on her shots, bouncing mitts off Miley. Cyrus forward in a fog: Selena sidesteps clockwise, hooking Miley in behind right elbow - keeping weight on front (left) leg as Miley turns, then catching her the hesitation-right between the mitts. Wonderful stuff from Selena...Miley picked apart and demoralized all round long as Gomez circles, gets off cute. Bell: bratty Selena G sees Miley's shoulder slump, sees the discouraged expression as Cyrus' is heading for port...grinnin' Gomie swoops in, slap-chops her right hand down across glutes, drawing a yelp from Miley; ire from the ref.

R8: Left/right/left/right - straight, swift combination humbles Miley's rack at the open: she grimaces, covers up tight with fists pressing into cheeks/elbows tight against her body, protecting jugs. Selena redeploys mitts to either flank - small gloves bouncing PIK! PAK! PEK! off Miley's lats as blonde girl stoops forward into hurt. Selena: half-step back; little left uppercut to pick MIley up as she's baby-stepping forward; digging left hook behind right elbow, keeping Miley hurt. Brawny little left-shoulder bump from Selena, then she pivots-left, turning Miley's right flank, obliging Cyrus to turn and give chase. Left/right/left peppers Miley's tight guard, keeping her covered up: whacking, limber left spanks off flank in behind blonde right elbow, drawing a cringe-and-wince from Cyrus. Digging right uppercut to sternum; wide, slappy left hook to ear...Selena loosening up, having fun in there as Miley stumbles into punishment. Blonde girl big and strong, but taking-tragic...she's just blunders forward, lets Selena tattoo her up and down, then sidestep as Gomie's legs dominate the action. Down the stretch, teary-eyed Miley backs into ropes, arms still in tight dukes-up peek-a-boo...Selena leans in on front (left) leg; pumps left uppercut to belly; hesitates; jerks left uppercut to chin, splitting Miley's mitts and wobbling her backside! Cyrus whining: Selena pivots to her right, hooking apart Miley's guard up top; pouring a right hand across Miley's breasts; popping hips-right and lifting a joyous hook into Miley's breadbasket and DOWN GOES MILEY! Cyrus groaning on the way down, dropping gut-shot to all fours...she's a huffing, puffing wreck and she can't get off her knees! KO8 Selena G in surprising fashion.

After: Gomez living up to her own hype after a good Cyrus start...Selena finally mixing in a little grit with her Disney polish to get Miley beat tonight. "To celebrate this magnificent victory - a victory which obviously establishes my Disney Supremacy," Selena says in postfight, to many a dark look from fighters in the audience, "I'm demanding gifts of chocolate and teddy bears from the following girls: Lindsay Lohan (crowd gasp). Brenda Song (murmurs and buzz). Ashley Tisdale (outraged hum). Hilary Duff (disbelieving chatter). Demi 'chubs' Lovato ("did she say chubs?") Vanessa Hudgens (camera pans to catch a LIVID Hudgens sitting bolt upright in her chair) Jamie Lynn Spears, who even though she's not Disney, thinks she's tuff. (Selena pauses for effect)...And Hayden Panettiere (outright gasps). If the expected tribute isn't at my agent's office within the week, names will go on lists. Cassie Scerbo is exempt of course, though some recognition would still be nice, since I tuned up Miley for both of us. Boxing has a new name for awesomeness, and that name is Selena Gomez!"