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19 February 2012 Minka Kelly vs Evangeline Lilly

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Posted by simguy on 2/19/2012, 4:28 pm

 

BEFORE: "Ever since Cuthbert beat me," Lilly says in prefight, "LOOKOUT has been trying to say that their brand of cutie/tuffie girls is the dominant force in bantamweight fighting. That's crap. I set the bar for this division, not the LOOKOUT girls, and if I have to run the table on them to prove it, that's just fine with me. Minka's a perfect example of what I consider to be a great 'marketing' brand - NOT a great fighting brand. After I've beaten her docile, everyone's gonna know the difference!" Kelly with a stubborn, fightin' pout at podium: she won't be verbally bullied. "The only thing Elisha's ever really accomplished," Minka says, "is beating Evangeline Lilly. I hear about that win just about every single day in the gym, and I'm sick of it. Beating Lilly will be sweet in itself, and will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that 'cutie/tuffy' IS a fighting brand...but more important for me, it'll shut Elisha up. I HAVE to take this one thing away from her!" Lilly in lime green sport-cut bikini with dark green pointilist design; small black gloves; hair in slick battle braid. Minka in bright neon blue bikini top; ribbed yellow bottoms; small white gloves; hair slicked back in low ponytail. Girls touch gloves as they shook hands in all prefight conferences - eyes remaining steely-determined throughout.

R1: Minka's right foot well back; right heel up off canvas as she drives forward with stubby lead right hands...Lilly's scouted the look well. Evangeline slips under Minka's cattle-prod right; hooks Minka's chin a palm-down chipper; chops a short right to chin...Kelly's punched onto her heels, out of that forward-aspect stance she likes. Simple job of work for Lilly from there - walking barrage of lefts and rights as steps forward, driving Minka ropeside. Top of head pounds into Minka's tits; right hand slams into belly; palms grip Minka's hips throwing buns back into ropes; right uppercut to midsection; left hook to chin - now Lilly's squared away, getting off strong as Minka's staring. Lilly's hands at chest in ready position - she leans in/torso left to hack a vicious right across chin, swiveling Minka's head, loosening up her guard; torso-right dip propels short left to chin; torso-left dip generates another hacking right to face and DOWN GOES THE MINKSTER! Minka: knees-and-face on canvas, rump up high...she's in rubble as Lilly kisses right mitt, holds it high for crowd en route to neutral corner. Sniveling Minka pushes up out of the rubble, grimly fighting to her feet: she's a wobbling cutie, blinking hurt for 8. ON COMES LILLY! Evangeline stepping back into her office - top of head compressing Minka's tits and pumping fists work paunch...then Lilly's palming Minka's hips back; working up-torso via chugging left/rights - just helping herself to Minka's ribcage down the stretch. Kelly ragdoll, but curvy legs/strong buns hold her up...she absorbs the beating, swaying bravely on the spot at bell.

R2: Minka still badly rocked: Lilly quickly across the ring, reaching under Kelly's arms to wrestle her into ropes. Evangeline using head-on-chest to push upon Minka while pumping her tummy full of punches: Kelly grimacing, her right cheek atop Lilly's head throughout the thumping. By the minute mark, Kelly's gotten her left shoulder into Lilly's chest and eased her back a smidge: Minka able to work in receipt, throwing hands into Lilly's abs; digging uppercuts to Lilly's ribs. Bitter battle of ribcages evolves as girls settle in mouth-on-shoulder - Lilly working hard to maintain top position on ropes throughout. Bell: ref has to pull Lilly off...hard-hearted eyecontact all around as Minka won't yield to Lilly's iron will despite the bodywork.

R3: Minka midring - getting into her stance with right (back) heel up off canvas - pushing off ball of right foot to stab that straight, shocking lead right to Lilly's face. Lilly munching face-pasting early, driven back a few steps, then firming to slip-and-hook Minka to chin, setting Kelly's buns a-wobble. Minka rocked, but slugging: right uppercut to solar plexus bunches Lilly up; hook to chin unhinges her knees...Lilly's suddenly rocked as crowd roars to life. HAMMER AND FREAKING TONGS! Pretty Minka baring her teeth like the world's cutest little wolverine - hammering right hands sidearm against Lilly's ribs, then hooking Lilly's chin while planting on right (back) plant leg. Evangeline's buns all a-jostle as she stagger-steps on the spot - SHE'S getting tuned up in the exchanges, but refusing to back off. Stiff left jab to Minka's pate straightens her up: chopping overhand right swivels her head...MINKA'S wobbly-butt again and stumbling. Back and forth...girls going glassy-eyed, stupid with hate - each ripping her hardest shot to the body, followed by something hopeful to chin. Bell...everyone's hurt, staring groggily...Minka Kelly's just out-brawling Evangeline Lilly toe-to-toe!

R4: Confirmation of the third: it's Minka coming forward in the fourth. Minka stepping in strong - right heel up off canvas...she'll poke the stubby lead right to Lilly's face, then clip across that palm-down left hook chin-clipper to get Lilly backpedaling. Evangeline catching two-beat punches to the head, growing groggy...by the minute mark, her buns are wobbling hurt, and her mouth's open! Minka walking Lilly down, touching her up: Evangeline getting spanked, then walking Minka into brawny clinches for ref's breaks. Lilly frowning - taking Minka's power relatively well, but not so well that Evangeline can mount much of a counter-attack...it's all Minka having her methodical way - scoring on Lilly, then getting tied up. During break, Lilly getting a point by point reminder of the scouting report on Minka..."stick to the plan, Vangie!"

R5: Minka advancing with confidence, but Lilly regrouping. Evangeline's first head-bob key - if she can make Minka's right hand miss, then the counter-hook is there for Lilly, usually followed by a hacking short right chaster. Kelly's offensive breaks down by the minute mark: Lilly able to slip and counter left/right to good effect - getting Minka out of her stance, backing her up. Once at ropes - Lilly's in Minka's kitchen, doing work: ref issuing warnings for Evangeline's rough head-scrubbing inside, especially against Minka's tits. Lilly so brawny on top - head pinning Minka's chest down - hands palming hips or pushing Minka's biceps back...it's all about exposing the midriff/ribs to maximum overload. Kelly groaning, folding forward as punishment adds up, tying up behind Lilly's elbows, but Evangeline wriggling free - very few opportunities for ref to issue break. Steady Lilly pressure beats Minka's golden brown body into cringing tenderness...ringsiders wincing in sympathy at the bludgeoning Kelly's absorbing. Bell: Minka's curvy legs serve her well - she ships a thumping, but doesn't go down, limping her way back to port for ice on the ribcage.

R6: Minka showing the ability to adjust...she knows Lilly's first move is to slip under the anticipated lead right...Kelly checks with the short left uppercut instead, neatly catching Evangeline to chin as Lilly bobs down onto the shot. LILLY'S HURT! Evangeline momentarily stutter-stepping on the spot...Kelly leans in on left (front) leg; fits a pair of tuff left uppercuts PIK! PAK! in behind Lilly's right elbow, just beneath right jug. Lilly stooping forward in earmuff...Kelly close in front, digging lefts to body underneath; scraping rights off the raised guard of Lilly to keep her defensive. Good methodical stuff from Kelly here - she's really turning her hips into hooks downstairs, whack-batting that left hand off Lilly's stocky body. Bell: Minka lifts HER mitts en route to corner...plucky stuff from the cutie/tuffy through 6.

R7: Lilly hardhearted, grim-faced as she controls midring, rotating clockwise around a thumping jab. Nothing fancy - a little lateral movement to get outside Minka's lead right hand and turn Minka's right flank; steady, pulsing jabs punishing Minka's pretty face; stout straight rights jamming into Minka-mouth - Lilly just extending on straight, stiff poking barrage to lump Kelly up. Minka turning, lumping up...by the final minute she's a bruised beauty, right hand at left shoulder/left hand under right elbow as she's turning, taking sullen. Elisha Cuthbert tweets during the break: Evangeline > Minka.

R8: Lilly tries to slip-and-hook her way inside: Minka's there with jerky little left uppercuts chin or chest; straight-poke right hands - keeping Lilly outside. Great work from Kelly off her front (left) leg - small-glove fists scraping and chipping on Lilly's face, or digging up chest via short left uppercut. Lilly sputtering, rejected...several failed attempts inside have Evangeline slightly wobbly-butt. Mink able to step forward after scrubbing - getting work done head and body here...Lilly unable to compress distance, gets outworked for points.

R9: Lilly back outside, stepping clockwise around that piston jab: pretty Minka lumping up/looking drowsy from poke. Lilly methodical - pivoting to turn Minka's right flank; keeping the jab in Minka's face, preventing Kelly from launching her lead right; dropping tasty right hands onto Minka's bruised cheeks/parted lips every few seconds. Kelly forced at times to show peek-a-boo guard up top: Lilly leans in on front (left) leg, whacking hook-to-waist whenever the body goes on sale. Clean round o' fundamental boxing, Evangline Lilly: Minka punched shabby through 9.

R10: Lilly quickly across the ring, ramming top of head into Minka's tits; tackling Minka to ropes: this is Evangeline LIlly going all out to stop Minka Kelly! LIlly brawny atop her girl - pushing and palming, mauling Minka into position, then beating her baseball bat whacks amidships/clubbing shots about the ears. Kelly ragdolled against ropes, cringing and gasping under violent shove-and-slug. It's all too much...Minka steadily reduced - growing more and more sluggish...she finally drops to all fours, tummy gulping, eyes clamped shut in pain as Lilly strides away from the rubble. AND MINKA BEATS THE COUNT! Minka Kelly pulls herself up ropes, desperately persuades ref she's good to go, forcing Lilly to wade back in and work. AND MINKA WON'T HAVE IT! Kelly shoveling a scoop right hand to Lilly's advancing tummy; hooking Lilly's chin aside in close, then bulling Lilly back...Kelly brawling off the ropes, backs Evangeline to midring. Hammer and tongs as Lilly firms, answers: two gym-rat brunettes just squaring away, getting off tit-for-tat to the bell. Immediately after the signal - Lilly folds Minka into a warm hug of congratulations - Evangeline chatting with Kelly at midring as officials get things sorted. Comes back UD10 close, Evangeline Lilly.

Cuthbert tweet: "Epic fail: Minka Kelly!"

After: No hard feelings after a bitterly fought contest - nobody likes a tough, clean fight more than Evangeline Lilly. "She surprised me, yes," a scuffed up Evangeline admits in postfight. "Every time I thought I had her broken, she'd rally her spirit and come back on me. Didn't think she could hurt me: she hurt me. Didn't think she could take my pressure: she took it. Minka may look like a cute little bunny rabbit, but she's all pit bull inside the ring...I've melted a lot of girls with the kind of heat I put on her tonight, so she's a fighter for sure."

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