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19 February 2012 Mila Kunis vs Scarlett Johansson

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Posted by simguy on 2/19/2012, 4:36 pm

BEFORE: "It's a huge chance for me to outshine Natalie," Mila says matter-of-fact. "First, Me and Scarlett is a way bigger event than Nat/Hayd - even though Portman's got the belt for now. Second, it's no secret that HISC corporate really likes Scarlett, and that's big motivation for us in house girls to put her in her place. As long as we keep a lid on Johannson, our bean-counters aren't likely to try to put together a deal for her. In the locker room at least, we've all agreed that there's no room for Scarlett Johannson at HISC...no matter how many boardroom fans she might have!" Johannson flirty, friendly in prefight...projecting confidence at every step. "To me, cutting down Mila exposes Natalie and makes it harder for Portman to duck me," Scarlett shrugs. "Mila's a sideshow, but a necessary one - one I have to turn into a showcase. With Portman and Hayden competing on the same card, it's important for me to come out of the PPV looking like the best fighter of the four. Goes without saying that entails giving Mila a beating!" Scarlett in charcoal bikini cut to mimic Ursula Andress Dr. No bikini; small charcoal gloves; coppery curls loose. Mila in lavender bikini; small black gloves; dark brown hair in loose body curls.

During R1: Scarlett in southpaw stance: right foot forward; right shoulder pointed at Mila; left hand at chest; right hand chopping down and out with the slap-jab. Mila with her left side hinging into Scarlett's right - her left hand slapping against Johannson's right; right held at chest. Slow rotation clockwise as Mila wins the footwork battle - placing her lead (left) foot outside Scarlett's lead (right). Kunis jabbing point of Scarlett's right hip; bringing left hand up and around in palm-down, carving hook; backhanding the jab up top; leaning in onto front (left) leg to shoot straight rights at Scarlett's chin. Johannson unconcerned, bending at the waist to slip; looking to fit straight left hands into Mila's breast or mouth. Kunis the busier, a little quicker off the mark with her power hand (right) - she's chipping Scarlett for points in the first.

R2: Scarlett wins the footwork battle - placing her lead (right) foot outside Mila's lead (left), turning Kunis counterclockwise midring. Scarlett reaching out with the right hand, pawing at Mila, dabbing it with weight on back (left) leg; leaning in on front leg to shoot straight lefts up the middle; recovering onto back to pull palm-down right hooks across...all this keeping Mila at bay.

R3: Scarlett continues to pick Mila apart outside - turning brunette counterclockwise, picking and poking at her. Midway through Scarlett shoots in a STIFF straight left, cracking Mila on left side of her face...Kunis startled, so Johannson doubles up, pokes home the left hand again and gets Mila to wobble out of her stance. Kunis tearing up: hands up/palms out; Scarlett leans in close on Mila's left shoulder, fitting the short left hand into her mouth, punching her head back, driving her to ropes. Johannson stepping-to, looking to clean up, but Mila shows fangs: whirling savagery off the apron backs Scarlett off, convinces her that it's still a little early to go all in.

R4: Mila gets ruff, looking to get Scarlett out of that southpaw comfort zone. Kunis rushing in, grappling, wrestling tummy to tummy as girls writhe up top. Ref issuing breaks: Mila hopping back in, looking to hold and hit. Messy stuff - both women having moments digging hup-hup bursts to tummies or tits in close...crowd pleasing two-way-mayhem results. Down the stretch, out of the scrum - Mila's small-gloved left hand secures Scarlett's left wrist, pulling the arm forward, tipping redhead off balance. Snarling Kunis baring teeth, hacking hateful slap-chop rights to Scarlett's exposed leftside ribs/back...redhead tugged around in counterclockwise circle, crying out as Mila hatchets into the body. Ref breaks 'em up, gives Mila a hard shake by her arm: Kunis seething, eyes blazing to see Scarlett pouting/wincing, rubbing heel of her left hand into pink ribs.

R5: Mila the aggressor - her left side forming hinge against Scarlett's right, the girls competing to get their power hands in (left for Scarlett; right for Mila). Mila keeping a pesky jab on Scarlett - tapping her hip poking for her face. Hateful Mila slap-chop rights hack down atop Scarlett's left breast - Kunis' right (back) foot occasionally skidding up off canvas as she delivers these strikes. Johannson frowning, trying to drill Mila the left hand to left side of jaw: Kunis reading it well, ducking under it, spooking Scarlett back via whirling right/left/right counter-combos.

R6: Mila continues to bedevil and vex outside - making Scarlett miss; outworking her in scrambles; outboxing her from the flat-footed hinge. Slap-chop right hand dominating Scarlett's right breast - Mila reaching out and clapping it like she's killing a mosquito. Left hooks for Mila starting to find the mark over Scarlett's right shoulder, brushing Johansson's cheek via palm-down delivery. Down the stretch, Mila finds a straight, stabbing right slanting down into Scarlett's midsection...good spanking blows back Scarlett off with a frown.

R7: Mila continues to get the better of Scarlett. Kunis quicker, more kinetic - bobbing up and down; keeping a busy left on Scarlett; surprising Scarlett with slap-chop or straight rights. Johannson on her heels, frowning...she can't read Mila's right hand: it always seems to surprise, whether it lands belly, tit or jaw. Down the stretch, Scarlett lunges in lefty - misses over the top, gets rebuffed via whirling hup-hup lefts and rights...as Johannson withdraws, Mila lunges forward, drifting right hand to right side of Scarlett's face and BUCKLING HER KNEES! Scarlett stumbles back into ropes, eyes wide: Mila pours in and KUNIS KLOBBERS RACK! HISC women up out of their seats shrieking and throwing air punches...Mila TEARING it up on Scarlett, scrubbing away short left/rights in snug as Johannson lolls ropeside. Bell: ref pulls hungry-hungry Mila off stunned prey...Johannson all frazzled and disheveled, looking shellshocked...Mila pumping her fist, eyes sparkling on the frisky job back to corner.

R8: Mila pouncing in reckless as a puppy: Scarlett drills her a shock lead left to face; leans onto back (left) leg to clip the left hook across...Mila's chin toggles side to side and KUNIS IS DOWN! Mila spilling forward and to her right, stumbling to knees and forearms...Johannson actually walking out of her way to step across Mila's back en route to neutral corner/opposite side of ring. Kunis up at 8, but blinking in stupor: SCARLETT POURS IN! Johannson squared away in front...1, 2, 3 right jabs slap at Kunis' face; Scarlett leans in with straight left to mouth; Scarlett stays in with weight on front (right) leg, licking that low slung right hook to Mila's leftside ribs; Johannson shifting weight to back (left) leg while clipping across right hook to mouth, then leaning back in to drill left hand to chin. Mila staring, hands up, but helpless to evade this punishment...Scarlett picks Mila apart like a pro, scoring pinpoint rights and lefts, touching Kunis head and body, never letting Mila draw an untroubled breath. Bell; Scarlett seething, nostrils flaring, looking Mila over: Kunis all busted up, chastised by the fact she's just let Scarlett back into the fight!

R9: Crafty Scarlett gets big on Mila, slowing the pace while making beef a factor. Johannson's approach: trap Mila's left arm under Scarlett's right; crowd in close and fit short left hands to Mila's mouth or jugs, twisting and muscling Kunis to ropes; maintaining control of the left arm while laying atop Kunis and packing her tummy full of tuff left hands. Ref issuing breaks whenever girls hit ropes, and it's just Scarlett lying on Mila, punching her tummy from the clinch...Johannson getting warnings and scoldings that fail to deter her from effective practice. Bell: Mila with a bleak look in hollow eyes - grumpy and sullen from the touch of Scarlett.

R10: Mila catches second win, doubling her jab to Scarlett's jugs; denying Scarlett the arm-trap; flurrying Scarlett whenever red head lays inside; keeping feet moving to turn Scarlett clockwise outside. Mila pinging away, finding homes for her left jab body and head; right hand on right jawline, or slapping down atop jug. Johannson scowling throughout the round, unable to have her way...Mila pokes away for points, takes a sweet, sweet, one point duke to the paywindow!

AFter: Kunis shouting "IN YOUR FACE" to a frazzled Scarlett Johannson as girls indulge in a little post-decision hand-checking and shoving...officials intervene before hard feelings translate to bare knuckle punching. "WOO!" Mila shouts in postfight, face all touched up and pink, but jubilant. "Took that girl APART tonight! You know, she's all 'I'm a southpaw, I'm too tricky for you' - I WASN'T HAVING IT FROM HER! Went to her body, got her breathing hard, treated myself to jug just to show Mishy how it's done...I really felt like I owned this tramp tonight." Mila! Mila! What about that hard knockdown...you looked ready to go! "Wasn't hurt. Not a bit. Got up, dusted myself off, got back to the business of kicking Scarlett's ass. Next question!"