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4 March 2012 Sarah Hyland vs Kristen Stewart

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Sarah Hyland 01.jpgKristen Stewart 02.jpg

 

 

"An I.F.F.I. Proposition at the Asylum"

 

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 3/4/2012, 7:13 pm

 

BEFORE:

"Everybody's all, K-Stew is this and K-Stew is that," says a smiling Sarah. "Well, I'm not impressed. Not with her face, her body, her acting OR her boxing."

"Hyland's a little brat," says a sighing Kristen. "We have a lot of those in this division. Good thing I enjoy knocking them on their a**es."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and 'You're The Only One', by Maria Mena on the sound system..."

McCarthy: "Maria WHO? Can't the get some GOOD songs in the FCBA..."

Tess: "Like 'Stardust'?"

O'Dell: "Sarah into the ring, helped off with the robe, going with a black number tonight...and that's 'Helter Skelter' I hear..."

Tess: "That's by THE BEATLES. Heard of THEM, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Of COURSE I have. Pope John Paul, George, and Ringo!"

Tess: "I'll wait for the fans with DVRs to wind that back..."

McCarthy: "What is she TALKING about?"

Tess: "Yes, that's what they're saying..."

O'Dell(sighing): "'The Five-Tool Player into the ring, helped off with the robe by Neve and Jewel. Looking good in the familiar lime green bikini. Can we get a pick, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Stewart's a clear favorite, as this is Hyland's first FCBA fight. But, K-Stew is like MOST Front Street fighters. Overrated. So, I wouldn't be shocked to see Hyland win. But I don't expect it."

O'Dell: "There's the bell and Stewart quickly to work with that left hand! Stinging Hyland with it, snapping her head back with good, accurate jabs."

McCarthy: "Stewart has a reach advantage here, and she's making use of it."

O'Dell: "Hyland being backed up...OH! AND A RIGHT HAND FROM STEWART STAGGERS SARAH...DOWN SHE GOES!"

McCarthy: "Solid left hook follow up put Hyland on the mat."

O'Dell: "Sarah a little shell shocked, up to a sitting position, shaking her head as the count reaches six. She's up at seven. Takes the mandatory, and here comes Stewart."

McCarthy: "You wouldn't have pegged Stewart as a knockout artist, but she DOES have seven KOs in nine fights..."

O'Dell: "And she's going for number eight! Letting the hands go, backing Hyland into the ropes. Banging punches off her high guard...DOWN GOES SARAH! LEGS TURNED TO JELLY BY A RIGHT THAT SPLIT THE GLOVES!"

McCarthy: "Hyland just went right down the ropes to a sitting position. Shell shocked is the term, Jenny."

O'Dell: "Hyland up at seven again. Takes the mandatory. Stewart sniping left hands between the gloves as Sarah covers up along the ropes."

McCarthy: "Kid's got to be wondering if the bell is EVER going to ring..."

O'Dell: "Prayers answered! There it is. But a HUGE first round for Kristen Stewart."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Stewart looking to put an end to things. Pressuring Hyland right away, looking for something big. Sarah covering up, tying up, hooking body in the clinch."

McCarthy: "Hyland seems to have pulled herself together a bit here. I'm frankly surprised. A young kid like this gets dropped twice in the first, sometimes it's all downhill..."

O'Dell: "Sarah showing some movement here, getting inside Stewart's punches and landing some of her own."

Tess: "Kristen getting away from that jab, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Good eye, Walmart! That's exactly what's happening. She's looking for a home run instead of setting punches up. Swinging for the fences and from bad positions. Hyland's taking advantage, working in and landing for points."

O'Dell: "Sarah with a nice three-punch flurry as the bell rings, and Hyland's got herself the round, does she not?"

McCarthy: "Sure does. I've got it 19-18 after two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Action now underway in the third and Hyland again showing good movement. Stewart looking to find her with that right hand, but Sarah not waiting on her, moving before she can pull the trigger, making her miss or land on the shoulder or glove, then getting into range, scoring, and popping back to Stewart's left."

McCarthy: "See, this is inexperience on Stewart's part. Seems like she's been around awhile, but this is only her 11th fight. She hasn't even been a pro for two years. And she's only 21. Takes time to learn when to stop pressing for the KO and get back to the fight plan."

O'Dell: "And, meanwhile, Hyland's found something that works after that disasterous first. Sarah giving angles, working forward, not allowing Kristen to find the range. Hyland not landing anything big, but it's solid stuff that's definitely scoring points."

McCarthy: "Stewart can't square the kid up, and the reason is, it's all one-punch stuff. She's got to set stuff up, get her feet set, let the fight come to her like she did in the first."

O'Dell: "I'm sure they'll talk to her about it in the corner, because that's the bell for the third, and that's Hyland's round. And Sarah clearly pleased with herself, smiling as she bounces back to her corner!"

Tess: "My card says 28-28, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Carbon copy of mine."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Into the fourth now, and Kristen definitely got some words of advice from what may, one day, be a pair of Hall of Famers, Britney Spears and Neve Campbell..."

McCarthy(singing): "Onnnneee of those things is not like the other. Onnnneee of those things just DOESN'T beloooonnnggg..."

Tess: "Note to self: no need to amend Tractorpull's list of top female singers to add J-Mac..."

McCarthy(singing): "Shuutttt it, Walmaaarrrtttt..."

Tess: "And, trust me, ATTEMPTING to sing isn't going to get you that fight with Pink...you STILL don't qualify!"

O'Dell: "I also think the rules still demand you take a shot even if she SINGS 'Shut it Walmart', for those of you drinking at home. Meanwhile, Stewart clearly taking some of that advice and getting back to that jab. Much more disciplined. Taking her time. Setting up punches. Using the reach to pre-empt Hyand and keep her at bay."

McCarthy: "Stewart is TALL for this weight. She's going to fight a lot of shorter girls. With her reach advantage, she's got a nice weapon in that accurate jab. She can work everything else off of that."

O'Dell: "And that's what she's doing. Stopping Hyland's advances with the left, then banging her to the head and body with follow ups while she's out there on the end of Stewart's punches. Sarah's game, still trying to work forward, but K-Stew having none of it, lands a NICE flurry at the bell!"

Tess: "Stewart back in the lead after THAT one."

McCarthy: "38-37. This Hyland kid is growing on me, though. Gutty little thing."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Into the fifth now and K-Stew moving forward behind that left jab, landing it on Hyland, moving her with it. Sarah working to get into range to do some work, but Stewart doing the pre-empting now."

McCarthy: "Hyland still working hard, Jenny, but she's out on the end of Stewart's punches, and that's not where she wants to be."

O'Dell: "It's right where K-Stew wants her though. Stewart sticking that jab, hooks the body off of it. Hyland steps in and lands a good combination, but K-Stew fires back...backs Hyland up, snaps the head back with a left...AND BUCKLES HYLAND'S KNEES WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Sarah staggered. Stewart not going all in this time, though. Staying disciplined, putting punches together."

McCarthy: "Hyland backed into the ropes and covering up. Stewart picking her apart."

O'Dell: "K-Stew goes body as the bell rings. Excellent round for Stewart."

McCarthy: "48-46 through five."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Bell sounds for the sixth and K-Stew right after Hyland, backing her up with a solid flurry, hooking body. Sarah trying to tie up, but Stewart shoves her off, lands a left-right."

McCarthy: "Hyland getting controlled right now. Stewart landing that jab and working off of it."

O'Dell: "Stewart jabbing Hyland to a standstill...AND DOWN GOES SARAH! STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND AND HYLAND BLOWN TO HER BACK!"

McCarthy: "Perfectly timed!"

O'Dell: "Hyland not staying down. Count to seven, eight...and she's on her feet. Sarah unsteady as she takes the mandatory. Referee going to let it continue. Stewart right back at Sarah, backing her into the ropes with a nice flurry! K-Stew hooking body with Hyland in a high guard...SPLITS THE GLOVES WITH A RIGHT! AGAIN! HYLAND STAGGERING...AND IT'S OVER! REFEREE STEPS IN!"

McCarthy: "Had to. Should have done it sooner. Kid's helpless."

O'Dell: "The winner by TKO6, Kristen Stewart!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "Kristen, it seemed like you had her in trouble for a good part of the fight..."

Kristen(smiling): "Yeah. Give her credit, she kept getting up, but I just kept knocking her down. She's a snarky little brat, but she's tough. Not tough enough to handle KO Stewart, though. Oh, and when you go over there, ask her if she's impressed with me now."

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