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4 March 2012 Heather Hemmens vs Allison Mack

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("An I.F.F.I. Proposition at the Asylum")

(Site: Ayslum Arena. Philadephia, Pennsylvania)

osted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 3/4/2012, 7:24 pm

BEFORE:

"I don't understand all this back and forth about whether I fight Tisdale or Allison Mack," says a smiling Heather. "Doesn't matter what ORDER I fight them in. I'll beat them both."

"I certainly HOPE Hemmens wasn't trying to duck Tisdale by fighting me," says a hard-eyed Allison. "Because, if she was, she made a MAJOR miscalculation."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that familiar song you hear is 'Belong Here', by 78violet, and here comes Heather Hemmens!"

McCarthy: "78 WHO? Where do these girls FIND this music?"

Tess: "You know, surveys say most people's musical tastes are developed by high school. So, I suspect Jenny would be more comfortable with music by someone who was popular when SHE was in school..."

McCarthy: "DON'T SAY IT, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Actually, the song was the theme song to Hemmens' TV show 'Hellcats'. Heather into the ring, helped off with the robe, nice blue bikini with white stars..."

McCarthy: "Stupid looking. Add a couple of moons and it looks like The Weirdo's hat..."

Oh the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear...

O'Dell: "That's Bobby Darin singing and that can only mean..."

McCarthy: "UNbelievable..."

Tess: "See, I'm not sure why Mac is surprised. Allison Mack has been using this song for HOW long now?"

McCarthy: "It's STILL unbelievable because it's MY song! She STOLE it from me!"

Tess: "Actually, as I recall, Wiz BOUGHT the rights..."

McCarthy: "ToMAYto, ToMAHto! It was MINE and they STOLE it!"

O'Dell: "Allison 'Mack The Knife' Mack into the ring, wearing that black robe with the silver knife dripping blood on it. Helped off with the robe by Britney and Neve to reveal a blood red bikini. Gonna ask for a pic, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Of course Allison has to be the favorite based on experience, but Hemmens could surprise her, as, again, like MOST Dancing Hookers, she's overrated."

Tess: "Looked pretty good in 'The Gauntlet', as I recall..."

McCarthy: "SHUT IT, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "And another chunk of the audience passes out. Meanwhile, the bell rings for the first and Hemmens on her toes right away, bouncing and snapping jabs. Mack trying to close, but Heather having none of it."

McCarthy: "Hemmens is quicker and she's using that quickness to hit and run."

O'Dell: "Mack continues to pressure, working to cut the ring off, banging body when she does so. Hemmens squirts away, looking to jab, keep distance. Allison pressuring, keeping after Heather, landing when she gets in range."

McCarthy: "Hemmens showing excellent hand and foot speed."

O'Dell: "But Mack again able to cut her off, get some work done to the body before Hemmens jabs and circles away. There's the bell, and a competitive round, ladies."

Tess: "It was, but Mack won it."

McCarthy: "Close, but I have it for Mack. It's one of those ones you don't want to rely on the judges giving you, though."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second is underway and Hemmens again looking to jab and circle. Allison stalking, looking to engage and work in the trenches. Heather scoring well from the outside, hitting and running."

McCarthy: "Kid has fast hands and educated feet."

O'Dell: "Allison's got some pretty smart feet, too, Mac. She's matching footwork, scoring, working forward, forcing Hemmens to jab and scoot."

Tess: "This is an excellent round. Both girls sticking to their fight plans and making them work."

McCarthy: "Exactly right. And that's one of the reasons it's a very close round."

O'Dell: "And it ends with a couple of Hemmens jabs and a nice, thumping Mack hook to the body. Not much in it, ladies!"

McCarthy: "Nothing that I could see. Scored it a draw, and I've got it 20-19 Mack. But the judges could have it even or have Hemmens ahead."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We're into the third round of what's been a good one so far, and Mack once again in pursuit of Hemmens, and Heather standing ground this time and letting loose with a nice flurry to the head. Mack thumps back to the body and Heather slips away to her left."

Tess: "Don't know if Heather wants to stand toe-to-toe with Allison Mack, gang."

O'Dell: "Looks like she does, Tess. A nice three-punch from Heather while Mack hooks body and BANGS a right to the head!"

McCarthy: "Hemmens getting more aggressive. She's not intimidated by Mack. May have wanted to feel her power before going ahead and trading. Looks like she's done that and isn't afraid to swap leather."

O'Dell: "Certainly doesn't seem that way, as Hemmens shoe-shines Mack and Allison rips back to the body, then finishes the flurry and the round with a nice left hook to the head. Another close one, ladies."

McCarthy: "Mack, but not by much."

Tess: "Agreed. My card says 30-28 Allison. Anyone's guess what the judges' cards say."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Pretty even stuff heading into the fourth and Hemmens lands a couple of quick ones, bounces away. Mack in pursuit, dodges a left, lands a nice combination, ducks a counter and slips away to the right."

Tess: "Both of these girls moving very well, Hemmens leaning away to avoid a right hand there and popping back with a straight left, Mack slips the right hand follow up and lands a good left hook."

O'Dell: "Lots of slick, acrobatic stuff from both ladies. Hemmens pouncing forward to land a left-right, ducking a right hand counter and circling away left. Mack ducks a right, hooks the body...AND HURTS HEMMENS WITH A RIGHT HAND! HEATHER STAGGERED AND MACK LETTING THE HANDS GO!"

McCarthy: "Allison caught her a pretty good one. If the REAL Mac The Knife had thrown that, Hemmens would be done for the night!"

O'Dell: "Mack banging away to the body as Heather covers up. Allison forcing Hemmens into the ropes and GOING TO WORK DOWNSTAIRS!"

Tess: "One thing I like about Mack is, she COMMITS to the body. Not trying to finish Hemmens here, just softening her up."

O'Dell: "Consider that work done as the bell sounds ending the fourth. Best round of the night for either fighter."

McCarthy: "I've got it 40-37 for Mack, but, yeah, that was, by far, the cleanest win of the fight."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "We're into the fifth and Hemmens has the legs back. Moving well, circling, snapping jabs, and Mack nails her with a nasty combination! Slipped right past Heather's gloves!"

Tess: "This is a different Alli Mack than we're used to seeing. Look at the quickness and athleticism she's showing."

O'Dell: "Hemmens bobbing and weaving. Snapping out those lefts. Mack slips a right, ducks a left...AND BLASTS HEMMENS WITH A LEAPING RIGHT! LEFT HOOK! STRAIGHT RIGHT! DOWN GOES HEATHER! DOWN GOES HEATHER!"

Tess: "Wow! Explosive power from Mack! Ducked that left and leaped up out of the crouch with a short right uppercut. Reminds me of..."

McCarthy: "SHUT IT, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Heather flat on her back, hands above her head. Head lolling side to side. Count at eight. Nine. IT'S OVER! KO5 Allison Mack in devastating fashion!"

Tess: "Replay, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Be my guest."

Tess: "Ok, fans, let's take a look. Heather snaps out a left and follows with a right hook, Mack ducks, and watch her spring forward like a gymnast and land the right uppercut. Hemmens is knocked back and to the right and is probably going to go down, but Mack makes sure of it with a left to the side of the head and then a right to the face that send Heather crashing to her back. Impressive explosive power from Allison 'Ma..."

McCarthy: "SHUT IT..."

Tess: "...ck the..."

McCarthy: "WAL..."

Tess: "'..knife...'"

McCarthy: "MARRRRRRTTTTTT!"

Tess: "Mack!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, fans!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "Allison, we saw something a little different from you tonight, matching quickness and athleticism with a girl who's game is built on speed..."

Allison: "At this point in my career, I'm a pretty complete fighter, Tess. I can fight a lot of styles. I can get in there and bang, and I can box, too. Heather wanted to go, what Wiz likes to call 'slicks and quicks'. Well. I can play that game, too. Pretty well. As she just found out."