The Man In The Hat enters the media room with several ladies in tow. He takes his seat at the center of the dais, and Decker slips past Neve and jumps into the seat directly to his right, earning a glare from Ms. Campbell. The Man In The Hat points to the chair to his left and says, "Gracie, sit down right here, kid."

Park does as bidden. To her left sit Allison Mack, Britney, Nicole, Shakira and Jewel. To Decker's right, Neve, Kristen Stewart, Pink, Mariska, and Avril.

Man In The Hat: "Questions. Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Tough night for Grace..."

Man In The Hat: "Let me speak a bit on that subject. Gracie did fine. Whitney Cummings is a big, tall, athletic bantamweight. If she gets management, she can be a star. In fact, if I had room, I'd sign her here. But, I do not. Gracie could have won the fight. She didn't. Those are the breaks. But. Let me say there are 60 bantams I could have booked her against in some stay-busy that she could have won easily. I didn't, because I thought Cummings deserved the push and Grace deserved the competition. I was pleased with Grace's performance tonight. I'd have loved for her to win, but she fought very well. Against most bantams, she wins easily. But, as some folks are going to find out, Whitney Cummings isn't 'most bantams'. Cable Boy II, talk to me!"

Showtime Reporter: "Well, if you're happy with Grace, I'll bet you're REALLY happy with Nicole!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "I'm starting to LIKE you, Two."

Britney: "Can I take this one, Wiz?"

Man In The Hat: "Champ, like you gotta ask?"

Britney: "What you saw tonight is the reason I get so upset when, every time Nicky has an off night, you guys pile on and talk about her being overrated or getting fired and you don't know what you're talking about! She's as good as any bantam in the FCBA. If Glau hadn't DUCKED her, she'd be a champion."

Showtime Reporter: "Follow up, Wiz. I've heard YOU'VE had doubts about Nicole yourself at times. So, who's right, you or Britney?"

Man In The Hat: "Well, ONE of us is in the Hall Of Fame, and it ain't ME. Draw your own conclusions."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Oh, lord, it's BLONDE! Magazine! Have at it!"

BLONDE! Reporter: "Let's talk about Allison Mack for a moment..."

Man In The Hat: "Oh, please, let's DO. Because, see, I can talk about Allison Mack ALL FLIPPIN' DAY. Do you know how good this kid is? She's AWESOME. Did you see her out there today? How athletic is she? How quick? How tough? How talented? How technically solid? But that's not what makes her great. And she IS great. No, it's the fact that she's a KILLER in there. Don't let that button-cute face fool you, gang. Allison Mack is an EXECUTIONER in the ring. She WILL find your off button and she WILL push it at the first opportunity. And let me say one last thing. If you're going to have a conversation about girls as good as any bantam in the world, START with her. Because she IS. Tess, dear, what have you got?"

Tess: "This is for Pink and Shakira. How tough was it to fight one another?"

Shakira: "Tougher for ME than HER..."

(Laughter)

Pink: "I didn't enjoy it, really. Shakira's tough and we respect one another. It wasn't FUN. It was business for me, and I'm glad it's over."

Shakira: "Not as glad as I am..."

(Laughter)

Shakira: "Seriously, though, I appreciate the opportunity Pink gave me. And I'm glad we're back on the same team."

Tess: "Can I ask one more, Wiz?"

Man In The Hat: "Of COURSE...and you guys grumblin' in the back, Pauley is here. You want I should send someone to find him?"

Tess: "Kristen looked very good tonight, I thought..."

Man In The Hat: "K-Stew is the real deal. Now, let me say that I think this Hyland kid might just have a future. But, right now, she's not in Kristen's league. Stew has developed VERY nicely. She's also still very young. So we're gonna go light on the gas pedal with her. But, I'm very pleased with Kristen in every way possible. Now, Smackeroo, take us to dinner!"

Reporter: "You've also got to be pleased with Brooklyn..."

Brooklyn: "Of COURSE he is!"

Man In The Hat: "What SHE said!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Brooke is one of the centerpieces of Front Street, there's no question about that. I could make fights for her every single day. She sells tickets. She sells calendars and t-shirts. And, trust me when I tell ya, it ain't hard on the eyes having her in the gym every day!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "But, what I like best about Brookie, besides her obvious boxing talent and physical gifts that match anyone in the division, is that she fights with a freakin' ATTITUDE. The kid is going to be a big star. And she's going to do it right here at Front Street. Now, I'm hungry. Dinner with Bazz, Beth, and my good friend, Paris. Tess, Smackey. Limo!"

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