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7 March 2012 Mary Elizabeth Winstead vs Alesha Dixon

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BBU BOUT

(FOXFIRE BOXING VS BEEVER'S BABES)

Posted by Knowlesey on 3/7/2012, 6:10 am

Posted on the BBU Board by Knowlesey on March 5, 2012,

This is the first fight of Mary’s second UK tour, and she is taking on the former BBU bantamweight champion, the ever hot, ever provocative Alesha, who has promised to flay Mary’s butt with her famous white belt, the singer as confident as ever that she will emerge victorious, even though her record against lightweight boxers is fairly unimpressive.

Before the fight, she’s telling reporters, “Winstead is set for a very unhappy second tour – and that starts tonight!” Similarly, Mary is ready for the challenge, saying, “Dixon has a big mouth, and once I’ve knocked her out, thrashed her with the belt and made her kiss my butt in public, I intend to make sure she knows that she’s my b###h for the remainder of this tour – yeah, I got me a bed-warmer!”

Now it’s time for the fight, which will take place in Birmingham, in front of a very excited crowd, their cheering increasing as the yellow bikini’d Alesha takes to the ring, posing and preening as ever, looking ready for this matchup. Now in comes Mary, and she’s got her fanbase, too, the American wearing an electric blue bikini, and, of course, that white leather belt, which she slowly removes, and holds aloft, shouting to Alesha, “This little baby is ready to punish you butt, tonight, b###h! Won’t be long!” Alesha glares back, and says to her corner, quietly, “This young tramp really needs a lesson!”

Round 1

Understandably, the girls go at it immediately, and Mary has to take a quick, if brief flurry of punches from Alesha before smacking her head backwards with a good, hard right jab, which slows her down, but doesn’t discourage her, and the singer’s attacking again, loosing off a couple of left hooks to Mary’s body, the American covering up, and dropping back. Dixon looks smug now, encouraged by Winstead’s retreat, and she follows up well, ignores the jabs that land in her face, just determined to work the American to her body, and she is getting her punches through to Mary, certainly giving her a roughing up in this round.

Round 2

Alesha’s quickly into action again, and she lands nicely to Mary’s ribs, gets the actress moving backwards, and she’s enjoying this as she starts landing to her face, Mary standing back, almost seeming to let Alesha come in close. Dixon lands a good left hook to Winstead’s jaw, turning her face, but Mary slams back at her, giving her a speedy left hook, right hook to the face, then a straight left to the mouth, and another, and now the bales are turned, and so is Alesha, her back now firmly pressed to the ropes, and she’s covering her face. There are gaps under Dixon’s elbows, though, and in pours Mary, giving Alesha a tonking to the belly and ribs, the singer yelping and groaning as she takes a beating, unable at this stage to fight back, and Mary snaral at her when the bell rings, “That’s just the start of it – biatch!”

Round 3

Mary comes out looking for Alesha this time – and she soon finds her! Winstead’s jabs split Dixon’s gloves and she’s soon giving the singer’s face a drubbing, landing with ease as the older girl tries to back away, then she nails her to the ribs with two hard left hooks, and that has Alesha sagging at the knees, her gloves beginning to drop as the actress weakens her, and she takes two solid left hooks to the face, which stuns the singer, then she smacks her with a good right hook, which Alesha just about takes, then does her to the body, left hook, right hook, Dixon’s shaking, then gets a left to the jaw, and she’s down, Mary sneering at her before turning away, the referee counting. Alesha’s on her feet at 6, but she looks bad, and Mary rips into her, thudding punches into her body, then belting her hard in the face, two cruel right hands working a number on her nose, which is bleeding when the bell rings.

Round 4

Out the girls come, and now Mary’s giving Alesha yet more punishment to her body, then she whips a right hook into the singer’s face, and another, so that all Alesha can do is hang on and clinch, accepting the blows to her belly and ribs. The referee breaks the girls, then Mary double hooks Alesha’s face, the Brit’s head getting smacked left and right, then an uppercut to the tits has her squealing and maybe Mary’s just enjoying this a little too much now, giving Alesha a hard time, and she’s trying to set her up to finish her off, pushing her to the ropes, sinking good punches into her body again, then she wipes punches across the singer’s face, her features now smeared with blood from her nose, then, as the round draws to a close, she just clinically sends punches into Alesha’s face, landing left and right gloves around the girl’s eyes and cheeks, and she looks dazed at the bell.

Round 5

Mary’s soon into the attack again, and her gloves are immediately bouncing off Alesha’s face as the singer fails to stop those jabs swiping past her defensive gloves, and she’s in trouble and taking a lot of shots on the ropes, with Mary getting in nice and close to hurt her. Now Alesha fights back, spotting that Mary is perhaps too close, and she’s able to bang a couple of nice right hands into Mary’s body, and that turns her around, allowing Alesha to hit her for a change. Mary’s covering her face with her gloves now as the singer bumps some neat punches in on her, and she seems totally taken aback and doesn’t respond to the assault as quickly as expected, so that Dixon is able to give her a good working over before the round ends.

Round 6

Alesha’s bouncy again now, and she loves at as she gets some more punches through to Mary’s face in the opening seconds, but this time the actress isn’t taking any steps backwards, and she stands there and trades punches with Dixon, her slamming left hook soon taking it’s toll on the singer, and then she hurts her with a straight right to the face, then another. Alesha whips a nice left hand of her own into Mary’s face, but the actress takes it, then thuds her right glove hard into Alesha’s ribcage, glances a left hook off her lips, then she clubs her with the right, and now Alesha’s looking shaky again, getting slammed backwards with a good left uppercut, then hurt to the body with Mary’s right hook, and the round ends with Alesha crouching near the ropes taking a lot of punishment as the American now looks to finish her off, but Dixon won’t go down, although after the bell rings, she stumbles and falls to her knees on her way to her stool.

Round 7

Alesha’s bouncing is over now, and Mary gives her ribs a quick workout, making sure she’s had the fight beaten out of her, the she cracks her across the face with a left hook, then with a right, letting Alesha come of the ropes a little, stepping back, she pings her with a left uppercut, raising her head nicely, and there’s the right hook, crashing into Alesha’s cheek, leaving her flat on her back. The referee begins his count, and at 5 Alesha stirs, raises herself to her elbows, looks like she might try to get up, but she flops back and is counted out, blood smeared over her face, and tears beginning to dribble from her eyes.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead knocked Alesha Dixon out in round 7.

Mary has the microphone, and she’s speaking, “I promised Dixon a beating, and that’s what she got! Who’s next? Is it the French girl Morgane? I hope she turns up!” Mary turns to see that Alesha seems to have recovered, then turns around, and looks at her corner, snapping, OK girls! Bring me my biatch!”

Seconded from Foxfire Atlantic, Jaye Jacobs and Wunmi Mosaku haul Alesha Dixon up, and walk her across to Mary, the fight fans cheering, and she sneers at her, “You ready to tell the world you’re my biatch!” Alesha has been well beaten, but isn’t broken, and snaps back, “Never!” s Mary shakes her head, “We’ll see!” then looks at Jaye and Wunmi, and smiles, “Strip her!” To the cheers of the fightfans, Wunmi holds Alesha steady while Jaye whips off her bikini – top first, then bottoms, then another Foxfire Atlantic girl, Jodi Albert, gives Mary her stool and belt, and Alesha is laid over Mary’s thighs, her butt raised and awaiting that white belt.

Mary rubs the belt over Alesha’s buttocks, and snaps, “Tell everyone you’re my biatch, whore!” The singer snaps back, “No!” then there’s a loud crack as the belt slaps her asscheeks, followed by Dixon’s “Aaaggh!” then a second hard crack, and another “Aaaghh!” Mary pulls Alesha’s head back by her hair, “Ready to say it?” Through her tears, Alesha responds, “No!” and then for a third time it’s Thwaaack followed by “Aaagghhh!” then a fourth, and a fifth, the “Aaaagh!” followed by a whimpered, “Please, no!” after the sixth stroke, and the seventh. Then, after the eighth agonising stroke of that belt, Alesha wails out, “Aaagh! OK! OK! I’m your b###h, dammit!!” The ninth brings, “Aaaagh! Please! Please! I’m Mary Winstead’s b###h!” and the tenth brings, “Aaagh! I’m Mary’s slut!” She still gets an eleventh and twelfth lash, then Mary pushes her to the floor.

The fans are chanting, “Kiss that ass! Kiss that ass!” Jodi Albert pushes the microphone into the now kneeling Alesha’s face and asks, “You got anything to say to Ms Winstead?” Alesha responds, “I’m very sorry I disrespected you, Ms Winstead!” As a response, Mary turns around, and Alesha kisses her asscheeks, with Jodi holding the microphone nice and close, so the fightfans can hear.

After this, Mary turns to Jaye and Wunmi and tells them, “Bring her to my room after she’s been cleaned up, and she can learn her duties!” Laughing, she adds, “And if she thought that Emma Glover made her suffer, she’ll find out that was child’s play up against what I’ve got planned!”