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9 March 2012 Post Fight Ghadie vs Halliwell

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Posted by Vassago on 3/9/2012, 4:44 pm.

Samia slumps on her stool, visibly unaware of her whereabouts as the cutmen remove her gloves and check her eyesight. She's barely responding and there's little doubt within the disappointed crowd, that she was saved at the very last moment before suffering a more serious injury. She'd definitely need to pass a medical check before her scheduled fight with Nadine Coyle though!

But there's some commotion in the opposite corner. Geri Halliwell has her gloves removed too and as the ref raises her arm in winning gesture, she ignores the crowd's ovation and heads straight over to Ghadie's corner!

Samia remains seated in her stool and barely acknowledges the redhead's presence. Geri stands over her with both hands planted on her hips as she enjoys the sight of Ghadie pummelled into a complete pulp. She glances over to her corner and barks angrily:

"Where is it? Don't tell me you forgot the most important thing?"

Halliwell's cutmen throw her a shopping bag and her eyes immediately spark when she grabs it mid-air and starts unwrapping it moments later. The audience is also eager to find out about the contents of the bag and... HOLD ON!! It can't be!!! Yup, Geri's brought her Union Jack dress she made so famous during the 1997 Brit Awards performance!

"It's the same size, folks and it STILL fits after all those years!", Geri shouts cheerfully to the crowd and the ovation she gets is astonishing, makes you wonder which girl actually comes from Manchester and which one from Watford! She shakes her hips, but finally squeezes in with a little difficulty and parades around the ring soaking up the entire ovation. She grabs the mic and continues her vocal tirade:

"Yeah, forget about Cheryl Cole or Michelle Keegan, heck, even those sunshine princess sisters from Buckingham, I'm the REAL deal and nothing will ever change that! Sorry Emma, sorry Vicky, there's only ONE Geri!!!"

More chants from the crowd are interrupted when they notice poor Samia's trying to get up from her stool! Geri notices that too and walks towards her again. She kicks her in the groin and slaps in the face: "SIT DOWN, cheap tart!!! Samia hits the stool with a loud moan and looks devastated, willing to vanish from the ring as soon as possible, but Geri's having none of it. She grabs her by the hair and starts yanking her scalp back and forth with little sympathy.

"I know you're just another dumb, lazy bimbo who achieved nothing because of talent and everything through sleeping with various executives but I tell ya, your quest for the sexiest woman in Britain is officially OVER!!! I, the one and only Geri Halliwell, demolished you and you can't do anything about it! Ha! Go back to your slutty friend Demi Lovato, so she can comfort you!

Geri finally stops yanking Samia's hair and throws her off her stool on the ground. Ghadie's numb body cannot prevent this treatment nor tears flowing from her eyes. Here comes the Grand Finale though as Geri pounces with the last order of the day:

"On your knees, cheap tart! Now.. you know what comes next... WORSHIP MY FEET!!! KISS 'EM LIKE THEY'RE WILL THORP'S LIPS"

Samia finally realizes the lost cause and the crowd supports Geri's order by chanting "Kiss 'em, kiss 'em". She bends down, kissing Geri's feet and the audience goes mental!! Samia bursts into spasms and crumbles on her back, the tears now covering her swollen face as she whispers quietly "DEMI, WHERE ARE YOU? GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

But her reactions are tamed by the crowd's response and as Geri finally leaves the ring, Samia is left on her own, alone, defeated and humiliated. Even her cornermen have joined Halliwell's entourage! However later that night, while walking through the streets of Bolton, Samia's determined to make another stop on her neverending voyage through BBU flyweight division with a much different outcome:

"I lost to this old redhead cow. Big deal! She made me kiss her feet. Big deal! They don't love me in Manchester anymore. Who cares? My next target! Nadine Coyle! She's already begging me for mercy but she doesn't know it yet! I defeated Cheryl Cole! I cannot lose to Nadine now! She doesn't even know what comes her way! I WILL BE BACK!"