COVER: Palicki lands a right to the head of Biel. Headline In Red: WONDER WOMAN!

COVER STORY: Jessica Biel may still be the best lightweight in the world, but Adrianne Palicki proved she's number 1A with an impressive belt-lifting decision over the pound-for-pound contender!

NICE BELTS! I WANT 'EM!(Picture: Swanepoel on her right side, knees up, as Helfer heads back to her corner.) Tricia Helfer pounds out Candice Swanepoel and then decisions Yvonne Strahovski to lay her claim to a shot at the lightweight gold!

STILL THE ONE!(Picture: Portman and Panettiere exchange shots.) The Pax Portmanica shores up its flanks as Natalie decisions Hayden Panettiere in an impressive defense of her flyweight title!

GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN, NAT!(Picture: Kunis lands a sharp right to the head of ScarJo.) How much longer can HISC put off the battle of the Swans? Mila Kunis' recent win over former champ Scarlett Johansson makes it clear the answer is "not much".

GET IN LINE, MILA! (Picture: Tisdale nails Watson with a right to the head.) Kunis may be circling the belts, but Ashley Tisdale's making a beeline toward the titles after winning an eliminator over Emma Watson!

ANOTHER TITLE SHOT FOR THERON!(Picture: Charlize backs up Cole with a left hand.) The Golden Goddess has parlayed an excellent win over Taylor Cole into a shot at welterweight gold. And, our panel tells you why she's going to beat Bridget Regan and reclaim the belts!

LACED!(Picture: Cuthbert on her back at the feet of Chabert.) Lacey Chabert lays the Kryptonite on Elisha Cuthbert with a third-round KO that costs Lishy both her aura of invincibility and her JMD title!

ICED!(Picture: Lima lands a left that staggers Lively.) Adrianna Lima is suddenly on fire! The stunning brunette continues to shock the FCBA with a decision over Blake Lively to retain her title as Queen Of The Ice Hotel!

THE DANES CURSE! (Picture: The referee bundles Beckinsale to safety as Danes raises her hands in triumph.) Claire Danes proves she belongs in the bantam elite with a scintillating TKO of Kate Beckinsale!

MAC HANGS ON!(Picture: McCarthy and Montgomery trade leather.) Jenny McCarthy survives the tenth to hold on to a decision over Poppy Montgomery!

THE PANEL SPEAKS!(Pictures: Side-by-side: Left: Jenny McCarthy in a yellow bikini. Right: Kate Beckinsale in a black number.) Rivals Jenny McCarthy and Kate Beckinsale are both reeling, and our panel says their coming rematch might just spell the beginning of the end of TWO careers!

SO MUCH FOR YOUR GATEKEEPER! (Picture: Lilly lands a right to the head of Minka Kelly.) Evangeline Lilly turns back the challenge of Minka Kelly and walks through the gates to stand ready for a shot at bantamweight champion Elisha Cuthbert!

BIG RIG ROLLS OVER BROOK! (Picture: Amanda lands to Kelly's body.) Kelly Brook may well find success at welter, but Amanda Righetti proved once again that finding success against the dominant welter is a different proposition!

THIS KELLY ISN'T GOING AWAY! (Picture: Valance on her belly parallel to the ropes as Rowand stares down at her.) Kelly Rowland shows the doubters (again) just how dangerous she can be with a quick destruction of Holly Valance!

DECKED! (Picture. Bundchen on her knees at Decker's feet.) Brooklyn Decker collects another supermodel with a vicious battering of Gisele Bundchen!

INTRODUCING WHITNEY CUMMINGS! (Picture: Cummings sends Park to the canvas with a right hand.) Whitney Cummings bursts onto the bantam scene with a shocking win over Grace Park!

UPTON THE TASK! (Picture: Kate hammering Vergara on the ropes as the referee begins to move in.) Kate Upton blasts out Sofia Vergara and serves notice that Brooke Decker isn't the only busty blonde model on the rise!

TAKE THAT, MILEY! (Cyrus on her knees as Gomez bounces to a neutral corner.) Selena Gomez silences doubters with an eight-round punchout of rival Miley Cyrus!

SECRET SOURCE: THE STORY BEHIND THE ACADEMY'S YOUTH MOVEMENT!(Picture: The familiar green question mark on a black background.) Our Secret Source says The Academy, until recently the stable with the oldest average age in the FCBA, has a reason for having gotten much younger in recent weeks. "Until last month or so, Swanepoel was the only girl in the building not eligible for an AARP card! Look what they've done since! They traded for Lawrence and signed Olsen, two of the hottest young starlets in Hollywood. They've pushed aside fossils like Cruz, Witherspoon, and Benz and it's clear they're going to build a stable of young prospects around Theron. And there's no question Theron and Bell are behind it. They'll both be retired in a few years, and they're looking toward their second careers in management. They're on their way to having a solid stable to work with with Swanepoel, Lawrence, and Olsen in the fold."

POINTY'S CORNER: St. Patty's Day is upon us, and Poindexter Del Crunchy tells you how to drink in moderation and still enjoy the holiday. (Honest! That's the article he told us he was writing!)

ALSO: LESLIE BIBB is back on the screen and looking to have an active year in the FCBA in 2012. The Bibbster gives us an exclusive look at the top five girls on her opponent wish list. BLAST FROM THE PAST: MAUD ADAMS! The former Bond Girl talks about an in-ring career that included battles against fellow Swedes Ann-Margret and Britt Eklund, the latter a best-of-seven, and even a fight against Eklund's daughter, Victoria Sellers! AND: COURTNEY ROBERTSON on why she's the 'Next Big Thing' in the FCBA!