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24 March 2012 Title Ch Bridget Regan vs Charlize Theron

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UNIFIED WELTERWEIGHT TITLE

Posted by simguy on 3/24/2012, 9:43 am

Before: "I'm going to devastate Bridget," Theron shrugs in all sincerity at podium. "It reminds me of the first time I fought Ali Landry - everyone thought that was going to be the 'beginning of the end' for me - Ali was too strong, too determined...I think we all know how that turned out. Regan is an okay-looking, third-tier, TV-brunette who's figured out how to beat Amanda Righetti, and that's it. That's her claim to fame thus far. You bring those credentials into a Charlize Theron fight, and you're looking at an ass kicking, pure and simple." Regan feisty and determined - taking no crap from the A-list icon in rebuttal. "To me, it's a badge of honor that she's trash-talking me this way," Regan grins in prefight. "Tells me she's scared; tells me she's feeling her age, and she's worried I'm going to get into her legs early. I've been dreaming of this fight my whole life - ever since I watched Cat Bell/Charlize Theron 1 on PPV, I've seen myself in there, taking the fight to the golden goddess. Dominating Righetti AND claiming Theron in a calendar year is like winning Olympic Gold, you know? This is going to be the beating that puts me over the top!" Regan in ivory white soft-quilted bikini; white gloves; long black hair in loose ringlets. Theron in green bikini; yellow gloves; hair in battle bun with strand-bangs bracketing cheeks.

During R1: Theron leggy, using the ring, lifting jab off hip to flirt with Bridgy's raised guard. Regan patient - jabbing for CT's chest; spearing straight-righty to midsection, then driving in, tackling blonde girl to ropes for rough-house mauling until CT ties up for ref's breaks. That's the way of it...stop and go action as Regan dictates; Theron manages.

R2: Regan jabbing for CT's chest early...blonde picks the pull-counter right hand up out of her front pocket, chops it down across Regan's chin and DOWN GOES BRIDGET! Bright smile CT as Bridget plows knees-and-face into canvas - rolling into her back and flopping about to rally. CT in neutral corner, arms outstretched along top ropes, smiling and joshing with ringside reporters while Regan gets a wide-eyed 8. Resume: Theron loping into Regan; Bridget forming earmuff, digging in hurt ropeside. Lapping right/left to Bridgy's belly, then the jab in Regan's guard, keeping her defensive as Theron resets her feet. Charlize in wide stance, keeping the jab on Regan then SMITING her wicked buggy-whip right hands loud atop left hip. Regan grimacing, sliding to her right butt-on-ropes, cringing as Theron stalks her. Midway point, vicious sidearm buggy whip lashes Regan behind left elbow, buckling her knees: Theron quick to capitalize, buries left uppercut to breadbasket, paralyzing Bridgy and DROPPING HER TO ALL FOURS! Regan panting, whining, head bowed, ringlets tangling down...Theron BEAMING, hands held high as she slow-struts to neutral corner, hamming up her supremacy. Regan beats the count swooning, blinking in exagerrated fashion: ref waves Theron on in as champ forms earmuff. Jabs to prep, then more lashing buggy-whip rights to left flank...Regan grimacing in pain, taking what she must, then looking to brawl her way forward! Swinging rights and lefts from Bridgy miss as CT drops hands to her sides, leans out of range while backpedaling...she lures Bridgy to midring; claps her a right hand upside the head while pivoting counterclockwise; chips in a slap-chop right to chin over Bridgy's left shoulder and DOWN GOES REGAN! Regan sent stumbling to her belly a hurtin' vision in white...she's all a-tremble trying to push up onto her knees as grinnin' CT takes big hammy bows midring. REGAN BEATS THE COUNT! Bridget in tatters, but refusing to give in...she'll make it to the bell on borrowed legs as glowing blonde girl gives her the once-over.

R3: Regan reconstituting her offence after disasterous second: hands up, chin tucked, crouching as she jabs for Theron's chest, looking to close and maul. Charlize respectful, using her legs to create distance and turn her girl midring; flick-flicking the jab in Bridgy's line-of-sight, then quick-chopping in slicing rights to chin. Batting, straight-arm hooks shiver off Bridgy's body as Theron executes clockwise pivots...blonde girl touching her hurting brunette, keeping her at arm's length, adding to her lead through 3.

R4: Regan regrouping, catching a second wind: she's more successful hustling Theron to ropes this round, putting her head on Theron's chest; beating blonde body both hands. Theron frowning with concentration - her left hand often curled behind Bridget's head as Regan's crowding in...blonde holding and hitting right uppercuts off ropes despite ref's warnings. Thumping stuff - Regan atop Charlize much of the round, hounding-and-pounding to good effect; Theron tying up well, licking back in spots to minimize the hurt in a Regan fourth.

R5: Theron leg-show continues - long, limber strides carrying her out of Bridget's range, forcing Regan to reach her jab. Minute mark, Theron pulls the right hand up out of her front pocket while backpedaling, dropping it sweet over Regan's outstretched left...Bridgy's legs give a shimmy and DOWN GOES REGAN! Bridget on hands-and-haunches, SO disappointed...she slugs the canvas, gets up woozy, laying on ropes as ref shouts 8. Theron smiling, stepping in to work - she'll ply Bridget's raised defenses with touching left hands, then SMITE Regan that vicious buggywhip right hand atop left hip, buckling brunette knees. Methodical breaking-down of champion becomes a serious beating late...Theron licking the right to hip; arching her back to lift left uppercuts through to Bridgy's sternum; pushing Bridget upright with left elbow; slopping in rubbery rights upside the head to leave Regan staring. Bell: Bridget in swoon, lips parted, eyes glassy...Theron pushes up off her girl all I'm-big, making Bridget take weight as ref moves in.

R6: Bridget crouching forward in crossed arm, blocking CT's rising lefts to the body midring...brunette erupts from crouch, swinging that Joe Frazier left hook from the knees - kissing CT across the chops as she's leaning backwards and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Theron blown to her back in a crash; crowd roaring to it's feet; Bridget snarling down as CT picks head up off canvas in wonder...Theron's turn to rally off the deck as she barely beats the count. Theron: ropeside; stooping forward in earmuff. Regan: wading in hard-eyed, looking to finish. Bridget pushing in close then triggering short, muscular hook to breadbasket, doubling left hand into uppercut to CT's tits. Charlize groaning, reaching to clinch...Bridgy reaches in under CT's arms, bulls her upright against ropes, pushes off and keeps working. Right hand crashes upside Theron's head as she's reaching to pull Bridgy's head down...it's Theron trying to tie up, Bridgy squirming to wrestle hands free and add to the hurt. Thumping abuse to midsection sits Theron in ropes...Regan methodically ragdolling her blonde, reaching under Charlize' arms to stack, then beating her breasts and body short, pumping blows. Theron: head lolling; bangs across closed eyes; lips parted...blonde hanging on with sheer will and proud legs as Bridget heaps on a merciless beating to bell. Ref moves in as Regan's plowing CT on autopilot...Theron ragged, straggling along ropes to her corner for repairs.

R7: Stumbling hammer and tongs as hurting vixens try to rally fight-winning reserves. CT retreating in leggy stages to ropes, feeding Bridgy the backhand jab; the hatchet-chopping right, then; leaning into ropes with weight on right leg while clouting rubbery left hooks to Regan's ear. Bridgy taking over whenever Theron's back hit ropes...brunette butting her head through to blonde chest - fists POUNDING at blonde paunch/hips, then trying for chin via rowdy uppercuts inside. Theron tying up, pulling Bridget's head down, getting ref's breaks, then stepping away to restart the pattern midring.

R8: Same again - Theron with those leggy, supple retreats feeding Bridget flick-jabs and chopping right hands...Regan bobbing/weaving her way forward, busting up under Theron's withering touch. Bridget determined to crowd Theron to ropes, but it's a risky strategy: Charlize able to clip the left uppercut from her right plant-leg up under Bridgy's chin at times, buzzing Regan's knees, forcing Bridget to fall in and clinch. Theron warned for excessive holding, but that's the gameplan: blonde girl not ashamed to cuddle Bridgy close when Regan's got her pinned ropeside.

R9: Regan's first minute pressure gradually dissipates as Theron legs in loping circles, slowly imposing turning-battle midring on Bridget. Theron's weight on lead (left) leg; batting left hooks from low trajectory, with a straight arm delivery; drop-chop rights strafing Bridgy's chin; backhand up-jabs keeping Bridget occupied while Theron executes clockwise pivots. Classic clock-running boxing from Theron: she's playing the cards now, forcing Regan to take risks late.

R10: RIGHT HAND, BRIDGY REGS! Looping haymaker clouts Theron's head around on a swivel, putting her wobbly butt, sending her reeling backward to ropes. Theron staring in astonishment...she's laying on ropes, looking to either cover up, or pull Bridget's head down as Regan crowds close. Regan: teeth bared; head grinding in under CT's chin, fists kneading and punching at Theron's belly, trying to loosen her up for raunchy uppercuts through the middle. Desperate stuff...Theron on her heels, getting ragdoll-bullied, but hanging in there, tying up enough to frustrate; scoring enough to keep ref from taking action. Regan bullying Charlize, controlling her with that lead left shoulder, punishing her to ribs and tummy...Theron grimacing and cranky, but surviving...she'll make it to the bell on her feet. Comes back UD10 for the winner and NEW champion - Charlize Theron!

After: Regan all busted up and crestfallen as Theron's hand is raised...too many knockdowns-against dug the pit deep for Bridgy Regs tonight. "As promised," a puffy, but jubilant Charlize Theron crows in postfight. "I devastated this girl tonight - took her to places she'd never been before and didn't know how to navigate. She's a hard hitter - I felt her to my body - but end of the day, I've beaten every hard hitter I've ever faced. My legs taunted this girl tonight, broke her spirit...you guys couldn't see how demoralized she was round after round, but trust me - she was feeling deeply, deeply outclassed and discouraged tonight. She's tuff, I'll give her that...I was hitting her legit KO shots she managed to get up from, but bottom line: I dominated, and I'm champ. Nothing's sweeter than that!"