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27 March 2012 Post Fight Lioness Club vs Downtown Boxing

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Posted by Vassago on 3/27/2012, 10:54 pm

Following an extremely vicious night of boxing the Lioness Club announces the special awards honoring tonight's performances:

FIGHT OF THE NIGHT: Emily Browning vs Geri Halliwell
Ten round punchfest must have satisfied every single fan of female boxing and Browning's performance, both strictly athletic as well as psychological was nothing short of brilliant. The young Australian actress handed the veteran redhead singer her first BBU defeat and has done so in extremely cruel fashion.

KNOCKOUT OF THE NIGHT: Elle MacPherson vs Alex Curran
The Australian legend has claimed she's going to carry on with her career until the tender age of fifty and her jaw/temple combo she send Alex half-unconscious rolled back some years and would be a highlight of any fighter's prime period.

BEATDOWN OF THE NIGHT: Dannii Minogue vs Emma Bunton
After relinquishing her Australian flyweight supremacy Dannii Minogue stormed back into an authority-stamping fashion as she bashed Emma Bunton into a bloody mess in less then five rounds. There were quite a few brutal endings in tonight's event, but nothing could topple the ruthless demolition witnessed in the opening bout of the night. Just like MacPherson, Minogue is not ready to quit just yet!

MEDICAL UPDATE:
Several girls were taken into the nearby Barnet Hospital for medical evaluation and the following reports have been send into the KO Club before the night concluded:
Emma Bunton - Cracked eyebrow and extended face-swelling. Stitches required. Suspected fractured cheekbone. Stayed overnight in hospital
Geri Halliwell - Persistent nausea. Complained of double vision. Suspected mild concussion. Stayed overnight in hospital.
Charlotte Church - Suspected fractured nose. Complained of headaches. Stayed overnight in hospital.
Jennifer Hawkins - Nausea and headaches. Extended face-swelling. Suspected broken orbital bone. Stayed overnight in hospital.

INTERVIEWS:
Lioness Club's press office CEO Kate Garraway has talked to the winning girls during the KO Club afterparty. Here are the reactions:

Dannii Minogue: "I have nothing personal against Emma Bunton, trust me. However I needed to punch someone into a mess and unfortunately she was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I hardly feel sorry for her though. I needed this kind of victory to erase all the bad memories I had from the ACB PPV. The fact I was awarded the Beatdown of the Night vindicates the couple of months of hard work in the gym I had to endure. Lots of people were writing me off, but it was all premature! I'm not ready to quit whatsoever!!!"

Emily Browning: "Hooray for me!!! No disrespect to Dannii, but I TOTALLY stole the show tonight!!! She was lucky that Emma barely fought over the past few months, but what about me? I send the almighty Geri Halliwell into hospital and I disagree with the beatdown of the night award!! I should have gotten that one!! TOTALLY!!! But I've forgot about that old tramp Halliwell already!! Tech Unlimited Europe has offered me some exciting new challenges and I'm ready to make another headway here in UK! You all probably can't wait for me to send more women down the road, can you?"

Melanie Brown: "It was a rough night for the Spice Girls, no doubt about it. I'm off to Barnet Hospital soon to check up on Emma and Geri, but before I do, let me underline my supreme performance against that blonde Aussie cow! I punched her senseless and left a sobbing heap tonight! Queen of X Factor, folks! Next time I come to Australia they better get the red carpet for me ready!!! And if NatBass wants to have her butt crushed again, I'm open to any challenges!!! The stupid cow is unable to hurt me!!! Not tonight and not even again!!"

Miranda Kerr: "I never intended to break Charlotte's nose, but I repeat what Dannii said earlier, sometimes you need to make a statement no matter what happens. I missed the first card still recovering from the gruesome bout I had with Pippa Middleton during the Ashes and quite frankly I would have preferred to clash with Jessica Schwarz here in London, but guess I'll have to wait a little bit longer for that one. After all, I'm the ACB bantamweight champ and Jessica's the best Lioness bantam. I'm sure we can strike a deal together soon!"

Christine Bleakley: "I endured a rough patch after my win over Jenny Frost and needed this one more then anything else. Some people claimed I vanished on purpose after my loss to Denise van Outen and I must admit, that was the most humiliating moment of my boxing career. I'll never admit Denise is a better fighter then me. I hope I can avenge that loss soon like I've avenged my close friend Zoe Salmon tonight. Rachael Taylor was incredibly lucky in the first card and I had some bad memories as well when Abbie Cornish knocked me out, but after tonight, I feel a born-again fighter!"

Holly Valance: "Don't remind me what happened against Rowland! That fight didn't exist! Tonight that was the real me! I actually took it easy on Zoe because I felt sorry for her. I know I could crush her within seconds, but I want to make a name for myself not by defeating jobbers, but some serious opposition. Zoe's not in my league no matter how hard she tries!"

Karolina Kurkova: "I've said it all immediately after the fight. I enjoyed demolishing Hawkins very much, but that's history now. I've got three words chiselled in my mind already and guess what they are? Yup, MARY - ELIZABETH - WINSTEAD!! I don't care about anything else until I clash with her in the ring next month!!! It will be a show-stopper!!!"

Elle MacPherson: "I'm honored to be awarded the Knockout of the Night. Perhaps the fact I'm a little bit older then some of my friends gave me the advantage as they'll have more chances to get those trophies when I hang up my gloves for good, but still, I've surprised myself with that performance. Alex Curran is a strong girl who can make some noise in the division and I'll watch her very closely in the future. She's been taught a lesson tonight, but she'll come back. I have no plans for the foreseeable future, but I hope Baudo signs couple of contracts, so I can flex my gloves again soon!"

The losing girls were unavailable to comment. The four women which spend the night in Barnet Hospital were obvious absentees while Alex Curran and Natalie Bassingthwaighte preferred a male company in the club's bar and ignored Kate Garraway's interview requests. Both Rachael Taylor and Zoe Salmom had to be separated and escorted away from the Club after they tangled in the locker room and grabbed each other by the hair, triggering an ill-tempered catfight which had to be cut short by the security. The exact details of this overtime fight remain a mystery allthough some of the security members allegedly recorded the action on their mobile phones and may sell it to the BBU TV in the near future.