If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

1 April 2012 Ann Curry vs Khandi Alexander

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 11 months ago

Ann Curry.jpg Khandi Alexander 01.jpg

Posted by Jac Fac on 4/1/2012, 8:11 pm

From 2009

Ann Curry was enjoying an evening cocktail after doing her 'Dateline' gig on NBC while sitting on a comfortable couch in a mid-town N.Y.City watering hole when Khandi Alexander appeared. Ann was with galpal Katie Couric discussing Katie's bruising defeat by Downtown Julie Brown and the fact that Marg Helgenberger was now swearing vengeance against Katie after Couric KO’d her several months earlier.

“Neither of you bimbos can fight a lick,” taunted Alexander.

“Excuse me but who in hell invited you into our conversation anyway?” challenged Curry.

“I don't need an invitation, Curry,” retorted Khandi. “I just figured I’d corner you sooner or later and let you know that you fight nobody’s and that you're all a bag of chips…truth is, you ain't diddly! How's that sit with you, huh?”

Curry knew she was being called out which was fine since she had recently done a solid job of climbing almost to the top of Mt. Kilamanjaro over in Africa. For a 52 year old, Curry had acquited herself superbly while going up into a high altitude as she carried a fairly heavy pack on her back.

“Hey it's your call there hot shot,” was Ann's response to the heckling, cocky, Alexander.

Khandi was also in top form which she could attribute to dancing and also some weight training. She was quick on her feet and believed this would be the ticket for her to beat Curry. The date was set for the middle of January at Madison Square Garden in New York. No 'Plaza fighting' for this event…these two would draw a large gate!

* * *
The night arrived and both gals have been going full bore with hard training. Curry's trainer has been Shirley MacLaine while Alexander has brought in the hard fighting Brit, Jennie Agutter - she of 'Logan's Run' fame - had been Alexander's sparring mate (and rumors said she’d given her all she could handle during their sessions.)

Curry arrives in the ring first and whips off her robe and has on her famous 'g-string' which lights up the male crowd young and old. Those great legs and glutes of Ann's are on display and deeply admired. Khandi comes in and takes off her robe and is in a black thong. Both are in heels. Khandi slides her gloves along Ann's thighs as they face each other mid-ring during ref Sue Ane Langdon's instructions.

“I'll be enjoying dragging your ass all over this ring after I beat you senseless you useless talking head,” boasts Khandi. “Then I'll really love parking your ass on the mattress later and having my way with you,” continues the ‘CSI Miami’ doctor.

“You done flapping your jaw Alexander?” snaps Langdon. “Let's have a good fight shall we?”

Round One: Alexander fires some hard scoring jabs to Curry's face to open matters. Ann's head snaps back as the shots are telling and back her up. Alexander's right uppercut is evaded though as Ann nails the dancing doc with a brutal right hook. Ann is a southpaw fighter. Alexander groans with this hit. Curry's strong arms are evident as she bores in hard and hammers Khandi with a series of wicked body blows. Khandi planned to cut the ring off but Ann is moving inside and connecting with harsh gut shots that hurt Khandi. Curry finds an opening with Khandi's face and clobbers her with a left cross that send the taller lean Afro-American reeling into the ropes. Alexander is angry now and resumes with those jabs and gets in one good shot but pays again with another slamming body shot from Curry. Ann is a patient fighter. Khandi is not. The round is to Curry on points.

Between rounds: Agutter is imploring Alexander to move faster and offer less of a target. “You’re not keeping with the game plan,” admonishes Jennie.

“I'll do better this round,” promises Alexander.

“Don't let her have her way with those jabs,” Katie advises Ann.

Round Two: Ann has been warned that Khandi would still have lots of fight left in her and to keep the pressure on. She slides inside of Alexander's reach and punishes her with a continual flurry of scoring body shots. Alexander tries hard to dance away from the newsbabe but Curry is never easy to elude. Ann Curry is a 'straight in' fighter and nails Khandi with a right/left combo to the jaw that sends Alexander hard on her ass. The crowd is now on it's feet. All 18,000 plus people are roaring “Ann! Ann! Ann!” as Alexander is disoriented and her eyes are glassy. She is taking on the look of a beaten fighter.

Curry is smiling a knowing smile seen by millions on her boardcasts each day. She has Khandi Alexander right where she wants her. Khandi is backpedaling and is in no position to hand out any punishment to Ann Curry. She is experiencing the same wicked fate suffered by Hannah Storm, Courtney Cox and Angelina Jolie who all fell to Ann in previous bouts. Curry clobber Alexander mercilessly with head shots and floors her again. Khandi's eyes are both swelling shut. Ann plows in with another array of body wallops and Khandi's corner hurriedly throws in the towel.

“Oh hell no!” says Ann as she delivers a final left hook to the gaping jaw of Khandi Alexander.

Khandi's tawny sexy legs are like rubber now as she stumbles backwards while Sue Ane grabs Ann to stop her from inflicting any more damage. Alexander topples hard on her back as her legs splay out about ninety degrees. Langdon counts her out as the crowd cheers lustily for a leaping victorious Ann Curry. There are potential challengers in the seats watching this unfold but no one is making any noise about coming after Ann Curry to stop her streak of ring wins.

Ann rolls Khandi onti her stomach and stands on her ass cheeks with her gloves held high.

“Take her to my room,” Ann tells the ring attendants. “I'm not done with her yet!”