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1 April 2012 Ann Curry vs Marcia Cross

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Posted by Jac Fac on 4/1/2012, 8:19 pm\

From 2009

The mood at the Revenge and Resentment Ranch was for more fights and less talk. Naomi Campbell had performed spectacularly against the duo of Jennifer Aniston and Krista Allen and, true to her word, she'd beaten them as a tandem in an electrifying boxing duel. Aniston and Allen had both fallen to the superior power of the mighty runway model.

Ann Curry, it was rumored, was coming to spend time at the R&R where those in attendance claimed to want to take her down several pegs. Curry had annihilated Courtney Cox, Hannah Storm and Angelina Jolie; the latter bout a solid upset with Jolie the far younger of the two. Ann had dispatched Angelina with her unequaled 'will to win' approach to fighting.

Curry was well regarded in the celeb community and respected along with being envied by some. Resentment had been building in Marcia Cross for some time toward Ann. "That bimbo is called 'fearless' by quite a few," complained Marcia. "Hell, I fought a real tigress in 'Downtown' Julie Brown," she went on.

"Yeah, and she beat your ass after you had her on the ropes," Teri Hatcher reminded her.

Hatcher was one of a handful of fighters ever to beat Downtown Julie Brown but Julie had come back in their rematch to starch Teri. As Marcia was huffing and puffing over this loss, Ann Curry happened to appear next to her.

"Got the word you're looking to take me on, Red," said Ann.

Cross was surprised for an instant, then flamed up and snarled at Ann. "Damn right I am!"

"Well then," purred Ann in that sexy announcer voice. "You've come to the right place. Came looking sexy too, cause I'd like to have you entertain me after the fight - if you still can," taunted Ann.

Cross was enraged by her comment. As Ann turned on her heel and walked away, she shouted, "Next week in the arena. And bring your A-game - if you have one." Curry chuckled at her own comment.

"We have lots of work to do for next week, Marcia," announced Hatcher.

"I'm gonna beat her ass so bad..." bragged Cross as she and Hatcher went into do some solid training. Now and then they'd run into Ann and her trainer/second Katie Couric.

"Hey Couric!" yelled Hatcher on day. "I can kick your ass. I beat 'Downtown' and she wasted you. You're a wuss! I saw you beg her to stop. You're mine after Ann and your slug have it out!" Teri exclaimed as she and Marcia went running off in the opposite direction.

"I'll get that phony skank," Katie said menacingly. She was all worked up. Curry was the coolest one involved in the match while Cross was tear-ass, as was Hatcher and sexy, leggy, Katie Couric.
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Fight night and the place is packed with lots of celebs; quite a few of whom are betting heavily. The odds call it even and Curry isn't happy with that! Sue Ane Langdon is the ref and when she calls the gals to center ring, Ann strips off her robe and reveals her stunning legs and trademark G-string. Cross whips off the fur coat she's worn to the ring to show she's topless with hot red bikini panties. Both are in heels and get accolades for their outfits as Langdon waves them forward as the bell sounds.

Round One - Marcia is the younger and her more youthful legs are gliding over the canvas. Her left jab connects solidly with Ann's jaw and is followed up with an overhand right slam that also lands a scoring shot as Curry is rocked back into the ropes. Cross rips into Curry's body and causes the newsbabe to grimace as she mounts a vicious body attack that is causing Ann pain.

"Nail that phony's ass," roar some in the crowd with Eva Longoria, Cross's castmate in 'Desperate Housewives' leading the charge. Marcia is dominating Ann Curry at the start of this fight and inflicting some early damage.

"I'm gonna hurt you for a little while longer..." brags Cross. "...then I'll knock you and your skanky g-string straight the hell to the canvas." With that Curry FALLS to a Marcia Cross left hook. Ann is up on wobbly legs at 'SEVEN' just as the bell sounds. Cross is barely breathing hard. "Oh your gorgeous ass is mine, Curry!" says Marcia as she saunters sexily back to her corner. Ann plops down hard on her corner stool where Katie Couric works feverishly on her with a sponge and towel. Curry's eyes are swelling already.

"You'll lose this fight if you don't rally this round," warns Couric and Ann nods accordingly.

Round Two - Marcia is totally confident she can outbox and outfight Ann now and she continues to slam Ann with more jabs and connects with another left hook to Ann's jaw. Curry's legs buckle, but she doesn't go down. Marcia is amazed to see Curry still on her feet as she has dished out lots of punishment. Ann has taken all Marcia's best shots and is still standing. Suddenly, Ann springs to life and fires a brutal solar plexus shot to Cross's soft midriff and she doubles over in pain. Ann drives a right uppercut to the jaw that sends Marcia sprawling on her back on the canvas.

Cross is back up but Ann's shots have hurt her and Curry takes the fight to Cross. The crowd is seeing a fiery competitor make a comeback and many have shifted their allegiance to Ann.

"CURRY! CURRY! CURRY!" the cries go up. Cross is perplexed and angry at this.

"Bunch of sell-out bastards," she carps. Curry connects again with Cross's face and her left cross dispatches Marcia to the canvas once again. Cross gets up fighting mad. "Come here and we'll settle this now," she screams at Ann who is willing to oblige.

Curry has an opponent who has 'lost it' and abandoned her game plan. Katie is looking on with pride as her former Today colleague jackhammers Marcia Cross all around the ring. Marcia's punches lack steam and Ann is totally in command. Suddenly, Marcia realizes Ann has her and beseeches her, "I give...I give..."

"Here's WHAT I give!" snickers Curry as she wipes out Marcia out with another left roundhouse that sends the redhead skidding on the seat of her sexy red panties. The 'Desperate Housewives' cast looks on helpless as their pal is counted out by Sue Ane Langdon.

Ann grabs a bottle of smelling salts from Katie and revives Cross as the cheers keep coming. Although Marcia's eyes flutter open - they’re so swollen they’re almost to the point of closing.

"I want you in my cabin - in those panties - in one half hour...got that?" growls Ann Curry.

"I'm there…I'm there," mumbles a contrite Cross.

"Here's something extra for you to remember me by," says Ann and she wallops Marcia Cross once more. The gal from Marlborough, Mass., falls to the might of the Oregon-raised Ann Curry's right hook. Ann has demolished Marcia 'just for fun' as Ann put it.

Later, they are reunited in Ann's cabin with Ann treating Marcia to some 'victory champagne' before they adjourn to bed for a little night action. "I gave you all I had, Ann, but you ARE the best," blushes Cross.

"I knew it Marcia, I knew it all along," was Ann's haughty reply. "You know anyone else who wants to try her luck with me?" as Marcia slowly spreads her long legs wide in the ultimate surrender.

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