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21 April 2012 Pippa Middleton vs Denise van Outen

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(TECH UNLIMITED EUROPE VS BBU INDEPENDENT) 

 

Posted by Vassago on April 21, 2012, 6:55 am

Event: BBU Showdown at Wembley.
Venue: Wembley Arena.
Location: London Borough of Brent, Outer London, England.

The most prestigious sporting venue in London, the Wembley Arena hosts the showdown event between the sizzling celebrity star Pippa Middleton, proud member of Tech Unlimited Europe and the popular TV presenter, Denise van Outen. Middleton has stormed into the spotlight ever since her sister Kate married the future King of England but has decided to make a career on her own, entering the ruthless and unforgiving business of female boxing. She has fought both in welter and lightweight divisions since making her debut in June of last year, but after suffering few heavy losses in the heavier category, now becomes a frequent participant in the lighter division. This is her 13th BBU recognized bout, six of the previous twelve she managed to win including four KOs

 

Meanwhile Denise van Outen has fought rarely since her maiden clash over a year ago; only accepts challenges of BBU elite fighters and that spoils her record and overall reception. After losing her first three fights to former and then-current BBU champions (Maffia, Wiseman and Schwarz), she then brutally knocked out Christine Bleakley which settled a personal feud between these two TV presenters. Now van Outen's back in the ring against real top class opposition; Middleton's record is not the best, but in terms of exposure and celebrity spotlight, Pippa is right up there among the big guns. No wonder van Outen couldn't resist this challenge. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Pippa Middleton wearing a navy blue bikini and black gloves; brown hair tied in a ponytail. Denise van Outen wearing a white bikini with pink & green stripes and black gloves; blonde hair in loose curls.

Round 1:
Quick start from Middleton, she looks to upset the blonde rival with a similar early charge she caught La Grande Malika Menard out in her last clash; fires a left/right combo to the head, snaps van Outen's head back and forces her to retreat. More ferocious jabbing from Pippa, keeps the blonde covered and lands some wild slaps to the head! Crowd applaud this aggressive approach as Pippa switches her tactics, couple of low jabs to the guts; Denise clearly struggles along the ropes, can't protect herself efficiently with the elbows, big uppercut straight in between the gloves and blonde hair fly everywhere! Another head-snapping uppercut from Middleton! Pippa bunny hops around the stunned opponent, steps back a bit, fires a straight jab on the guard, one more from the left and another to the guts. Van Outen stumbles to the side, looks frozen by this barrage, but ducks underneath a slowish-looking right and forces a clinch with a desperate lunge, crashing against the brunette's chest. Pippa throws a couple of low jabs to the ribcage, Denise tries to do likewise and finally lays some leather onto her opponent, but ref separates them soon afterwards. Van Outen on the run along the ropes, totally overwhelmed by Pippa's attack, throws some single punches with little effect. Middleton back and forth on her feet, fires single strikes to the midsection, but can't close the blonde down anymore before the bell.

Round 2:
Van Outen steps up, throws a wild hook that skims off the brunette's temple. Pippa looks surprised by this action, allows the blonde to lace her in the ribs a couple of times before jumping away. Denise was blown away in the opening round, but that only fuelled her anger and she leaps up to the brunette with flying hooks to the head. Pippa's quicker on her feet though, weaves around the blonde's efforts and counters with single jabs to the ribs. Denise still on the move, desperate to land a really solid punch, but can't close Middleton down. Pippa dances along the ropes, drops her arms, teases van Outen for a moment. Left jab to the chest from Denise, right hook counter to the temple and van Outen's nailed with that one! She wobbles back and Pippa leaps after her, lands a series of jabs to the stomach, follows up with an uppercut to the jaw and Denise stumbles on the ropes, covers up again as Middleton closes the distance. Cross-hooking efforts from the younger girl, peppers the blonde's guard with high intensity. Can't make it stick though.. reverts into vicious hooks to the ribcage.. similar story to the opening round; van Outen sinks on her knees along the ropes, takes a solid dose of punishment, begins to moan in pain, but survives until the bell. Pippa's landed a number of crisp shots in the final minute of the round and struts back to her corner with a broad smile. Van Outen's puffing heavily already; can't do anything about Middleton bullying her around the ring so far.

Round 3:
Pippa piles on with more pressure, high-tempo jabbing keeps Denise under control, but credit to the blonde, she throws some mean shots in between the brunette's barrage. Couple of left hooks snap van Outen's head, but she whacks a right hook to the temple and Pippa winces in pain and bends down. She expected Denise to break down after that early effort but the TV presenter obviously isn't damaged enough to become a walking prey just yet. Cross-hooks from van Outen split Pippa's guard and a big left hook to the nose sinks the brunette on the ropes! Quite a turnaround! Denise with a high-tempo jabbing to the midsection, fires single hooks to the head, but Middleton's guard stays in tact this time. Wild slaps from the older girl, tries to inflict more damage, Pippa stumbles, leans on the ropes, ducks underneath a left hook and wraps her arms around her neck, forcing a much-needed clinch. Van Outen laces her in the kidneys! Crowd don't like that and so does the ref. He shoves the blonde away and lectures her vigorously. Pippa catches her breath, jumps back to the opposite corner and dances around the ropes after the command. Denise hassles her all the way until the bell, but only manages to land some weak, single shots and Pippa gets off the hook!

Round 4:
During the interval Denise was visibly upset about referee's decision to break the clinch as she was doing just fine and almost forced the brunette to let it go on her own with some vicious punches to the midsection. She comes out of her corner like a Soviet tank, firing from both flanks and looking to close the distance as soon as possible. Pippa hesitant in her approach, weaves around the ropes, but clearly impressed by the blonde's flashes of lethal wrath shown in the third. Denise works the left jab, sets up a right cross-hook, catches the leather, another left to the ribs, Pippa takes that one but stands firm and flicks a stiff jab right on the nose! Van Outen's head snaps, she rolls the windows with her arms and Middleton with a jabbing sequence to the chest! Nifty uppercut on the chin and DOWN GOES VAN OUTEN flat on her back!!! Crowd stunned by the unexpected knockdown, a sudden rash of clean strikes pays in full! However Denise's up on her feet at five and waves her arms vigorously in anger 'That was nothing, that was nothing', she yells to the man in charge. Indeed that was almost a fluke knockdown and ref quickly lets the action continue. Pippa takes no prisoners here, jumps after the blonde, looks to mount another lethal charge, fires couple of hooks, Denise weaves around them, ducks low and counters with some jabs to the guts. Out of nowhere Middleton with a left hook to the nose all the way above the gloves and van Outen's bleeding! Now she's out of her comfort zone and allows the brunette to pummel her towards the ropes. Ref notices the wound but does little about it! Pippa with brutal jabs to the face, Denise stumbles forward, covers up, but can't stop the Middleton rout who throws everything on the blonde's head now! Thirty seconds left on the clock and Pippa lands another left hook around the gloves; Denise's head snaps to the side, she just leans on the ropes and sinks even further when she gets laced between the mitts with another vicious jab! Middleton barks in delight, has the opponent at her mercy as van Outen weaves on her feet, takes more punishment with a half-uppercut to the chest and another left to the guts. Bell rescues the older woman from being taken to the cleaners! Crowd is on their feet but Pippa throws another jab after the bell! Now she's in trouble, ref shoves her away and gives another lecture tonight, that's one each but no points deducted so far. However Denise barely can walk to her stool, face smeared with blood as that shot to the nose looks to have been more damaging then thought before.

Round 5:
Middleton cooled down during the interval after spotting the bad shape of her rival's face. She flashes a smile and charges out of her stool immediately after the bell, fires another left hook to the face as van Outen struggles to protect herself. Cutmen have sealed her nose wound during the break, but Pippa menaces around it with some fake hooks from both flanks. Denise grits her teeth, but gets rocked with a left jab on the mouth, follow up from the right grazes the ear, Middleton whacks a left to the ribcage, right on the mouth again... it's all happenning here and Denise gets the short end of the stick... Head-snapping combo from the brunette... crowd roars in delight... left half-uppercut splits the mitts.. any response? weak hook to the ribs, Pippa unmoved... right jab on the mouth... blood starts to flow again... left hook on the cheek... Denise wobbles.. slow to raise her arms again... right jab on the mouth, no resistance, no response... van Outen's face a bloody mess... DOWN SHE GOES flat on her back!!!! Pippa stands over her checking up the damage... Ref shoves her away and starts the count... Denise raises herself on one elbow, wipes the blood off her mouth and checks the nose wound again... this ain't MMA, folks... there's blood on Denise's white bikini top as well... downright ugly stuff in Wembley... no signs of movement from the fallen blonde... nope, she lets the ref count her out!!! KO R5 Pippa Middleton in bloody fashion!!!

Post-fight:
Pippa with a loud joyful scream, raises both her arms and immediately starts to parade around the ring as medics attend the wrecked Denise van Outen. The blonde got herself up immediately after the ten count and the rumour-mill hits the high-gear moments later. She definitely looked capable of fighting again, but seemingly just didn't want to. Pippa's smile says it all as her hand is raised as van Outen sits on her stool receiving medical treatment for multiple facial wounds. Deep cuts on both lips, nose busted into a tomatoe-shaped size, all in all a very messy sight.

Back in the locker room Denise confirms the lack of her willingness to fight after receiving all those wounds "They don't pay me that much to cover up the facial surgeon's salary. Pippa's got some big punch, she decked Menard and I thought that was a pure fluke. Turns out, it wasn't. She didn't hit me a lot, but.. well, everyone saw my face at the end there... it was a mess.. lucky my nose isn't broken... not even Rochelle Wiseman punched me so hard. Pippa seems to be a new person this year, she's gained a lot of experience and it shows.. unfortunately I got the guinea-pig treatment. But no worries, I'll be back. Perhaps I'll go down to bantam for a while now. Natalie Bassingthwaighte has challenged me already and that suits me just fine!"

Pippa Middleton also gives her view on the fight: "I've defeated Elena Santarelli not a while ago which was my best victory to date, but tonight was a different story! Wembley sell-out and me leaving Denise van Outen in a bloody mess? Nothing comes close to that! Denise was very brave, kept coming at me and I had to work really hard to finally send her down. I was surprised how many blood there was in the end, but I reckon she needs to work on her defence. I kept finding holes and landed a lot clean shots there! She had some mean intentions, but just couldn't damage me the way I damaged her instead. I must thank Denise for accepting this challenge and now she becomes the prime member of my trophy list! I've got another fight against Orlaith McAllister lined up already and just can't wait for that one! Should be fun!"

Final result: Pippa Middleton def. Denise van Outen KO5.

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