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5 May 2012 Minka Kelly vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Posted by simguy on May 5, 2012, 9:11 am

BEFORE: "Things are so tight at bantam, but I definitely think there's potential for a wedge-breakout in between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scarlett Johannson," Brand-savvy Minka says in prefight. "I'd love to dominate that space, and Jenny's the first step. A good hard beating of Hewitt could lure Johannson or maybe even Britney in, you never know. Jennifer's a bit of a trophy-win, so I want her in my showcase!" Hewitt livid: she's nobody's trophy. "Minka's got things backwards," Jen glares at podium. "SHE'S going in MY trophy room, although really, that World's Sexiest lustre is pretty tarnished at this point. Still - beating Minka's sort of a "fan appreciation" gift to my supporters - especially since I've got the Maxim cover again...you want that pretty opponent; you want a girl who wants what you've got, so you can take it all away from her. Believe me Minka: there's NO room in between me and Scarlett...you're just going to get squished trying to wedge in there!" JLH in Maxim cover bra and panties (taupe fighting lingerie base with black lace overlays); brunette tangly curls loose; small black gloves. Minka in black lace bra and panties from World's Sexiest shoot; hair in loose curls; small black gloves.

During R1: Jennifer methodical - dukes up, chin tucked - she steps in the stubby-jab to Minka's tits; jams in the straight right chaser; hooks the gut; reaches in under Minka's arms to walk her into ropes...mauling and brawling in the clinch until ref's break. Pattern repeated...Minka trying to catch Jen a straight right on the way in - missing over top as Hewitt bob-slips...Kelly eventually switching to a stout right uppercut to body which has better results. Still - it's Jennifer imposing will, bulling Minka to ropes, punishing her sloppy until ref's breaks...curvy, shorter lass proving stocky-strong in the first.

R2: Mink smartens up - popping a peppy jab - stepping in straight-righty; jerking the short left uppercut to scrape jugs or chin. Hewitt on her heels, looking grumpy in retreat...it's Minka systematically taking canvas, finding good homes for all her punches in Jen's face, breasts, belly.

R3: Pitch-and-catch two way action: both girls do work. Minka doing best when she can line Jen up outside, feed her the straight right lead up the middle, then deploy clean up hooks. Hewitt negotiating these offerings - stubby-jabbing her way in; placing firm right hands to body (anywhere will do), then tying up to initiate sloppy-brawl. Good competitive stop-and-go struggling...down the stretch, Hewitt bodies Minka into ropes, setting up strong with left arm under Minka's right - head pushing in under Minka's chin. Hewitt plowing right hands to Minka's tummy...Kelly whining, butt in ropes, being bullied as Jen shoves in work to bell...AND BEYOND! Jenny continues to work Minka's breadbasket until ref actually pulls the Curvy One off her prey...Jennifer all sexy curls in her eyes, snarling lips upon withdrawal.

R4: Hateful stuff as the girls meet midring, grind-in together, get work done. Shoulder to shoulder, but Minka reaching her left hand into push Jennifer's right arm back...Kelly with an angle on Jen's left flank as a result. Minka chopping brutal little right hands in above Jen's left hip - smiting a bit of the back as well - then jerking little right uppercuts to clip chin. Jenny grimacing - spiteful kidney punching has her knees locking up...she's bumping with her left shoulder, hooking Minka's tits, cramming in righty-to-breadbasket, but Kelly's doing very well here, sending tremors down Jen's thighs on a routine basis.

R5: Similar arrangement, but more brutal, pitiless, and determined. Girls standing in close, pawing and pushing at each other, then BELTING in right hands to ribs/hips/flanks; cleaning up left uppercuts or hooks - one girl trying to cover up as the other takes her hacks. Fighters growing grim and mindless - long, sweat-dampened hair trailing down across breasts; teeth bared in bytchy little snarls; backsides shuddering side to side as a consequence of the punching motion - both girls getting buns and backs into the leverage, and no one's clinching. Bitter give and take bruises both beauties, but down the stretch - Minka coming off the body, doubling up the right hand into uppercuts to chin...she starts finding paydirt, buckling Jenny's legs. Hewitt hurt, distraught...NOW she reaches to clinch, but Minka won't have it - throwing her left shoulder into Jen's tits, then carving the right uppercut across, fist clipping chin en route to finishing up at Minka's left ear. Hewitt wobbly-butt, badly rocked here, but too sturdy to go down...Kelly clangs away late but can't get Jenny outta there!

LOOKOUT trainer happy during the break - reviving his weary fighter with ice packs, while shouting: "You got her, baby! She's hurt; she's ready. Keep slappin' 'er in the gut, then rip 'er up top (throws short right uppercut for emphasis) - that's the ticket!"

R6: Minka attacking Jen near the JKO corner - feeding her the straight right to face/cleaning up the clip-across left - right foot well back, backside shuddering side to side upon delivery. Jennifer sullen - right hand at left cheek/left across her gut as she bends and rolls in the pocket...Minka pelting her right/left, then working the waistline right/left - gettin' Jenny done the old-fashioned way. Suddenly - Hewitt off the ropes hook/right hand...Minka astonished to chin, eyes staring...Jenny pounds righty-atop-the-jug, then reaches under Minka's arms, herks her up onto her toes, then spins her bodily into ropes! Minka all ragdoll, head whiplashing...Jenny pushes off with forehead bracing Minka's chest, letting hands go RIGHT/LEFT/RIGHT to Minka-gut! Poor Kelly - lovely brunette crying out, trying to tie up around elbows: Jennifer wriggles free, pushes-in with head and shoulders while keeping hips well back - plenty of room to swing-away underneath. Brutal shove and slug has Minka ragdoll - Jenny's bullying her, beating her thighs-and-tummy and MINKA TAKES A KNEE! Kelly glassy-eyed, finally drifting to right knee in stupor...Jenny steps back hands on hips, chest heaving, eyes smoldering in satisfaction. Kelly beats the count shabby, digging in at apron behind rigid peek-a-boo guard: Jenny wades on in, gets back to business. Thumping stuff Hewitt to Kelly - Jennifer's arms shuddering as she bats right/left combos off Minka's hurtin' waist; left uppercuts carve diagonally to finish up at Jen's right ear, clipping away on Minka en-route. Hewitt constantly leaning in head-and-shoulders to press Minka ropeside, delivering barbaric hup-hup underneath. Bell: Jenny still working - ref has to pull her off with a gut-wrench from behind as poor Kelly's sitting in ropes, WRETCHED from punishment.

R7: Girls meet midring - each reaching in with left hand to push at the other's right arm/shoulder, trying to get that sweet angle on the opponent's left side. Grim, hacking give and take - right hands HAMMERING hard to left-side ribs - neither girl thinking twice about taking kidney if it's there. These vicious rights delivered to body in turns - girls just slopping on the hate - then they're pushing and shouldering, looking for short-shrugging hooks inside. Midway through - Minka hacking Jenny righty-above-the-hip, then coming with right uppercuts to chin...Hewitt getting clipped, loosening up, starting to look shabby-groggy as Minka gets to her! Minka stepping Jen back after scoring - systematically chopping at that bod, then uppercutting for chin...Jenny dismayed, backing into ropes...she's hurting! Minka steps-to - left hand pushing Jen's right shoulder; right hand SLAP-CHOPPING down atop jug! Jenny: "UHH!" eyes shut tight, clenched teeth bared, her hands palm-up near Minka's elbows as Kelly's resetting. ANOTHER plowing right...ANOTHER! Minka pushing into Jen, leaning forward into jug-smiting wallops - Kelly's back (right) foot skipping up off canvas on delivery. Jenny in jug-shock, helpless against ropes, head lolling back...MINKA'S TAKING JEN'S JUGS! Kelly's face grimacing like SHE'S in pain - that's the kind of effort she's putting into Jen's rack. Mink drawing the right hand back while left hand braces Jen's right shoulder, then DRIVING through to jug - Minka putting her back into it. AND THE REF STEPS IN! Nothing back from Jennifer...shades of Hewitt's own demolition of Salma Hayek as Minka storms to a TKO7 victory.

After: Jennifer in agony - arms crossed as right hand cups left shoulder/left hand cups right shoulder - she sits in ropes SOBBING from Minka's heartless jug assault. Kelly seething, standing right there in immediate aftermath, drinking in the sight of agonized Jenny until ref pushes Kelly back...Minka's tummy's still trembling for her in-ring postfight. "Very tough fight," Minka acknowledges, "Very tough. We're both very sturdy through the hips and thighs, so I knew there'd be no easy path to victory. That's the roughest I've ever been with a girl, but I had to do it - I had to hurt her or she was going to eat me up. I was totally thinking of the way Jennifer broke Salma Hayek, and I was determined to do the same thing if Hewitt's jugs went on sale. Jenny said there was no room between her and Scarlett, well...tonight, I MADE room! I'm tuff - I don't back down from girls like Jen, I make them back down from ME!"