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20 May 2012 Intro Pride at the Asylum PPV

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JENNIFER O'DELL

 

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on May 20, 2012, 4:18 pm

 

Jennifer O'Dell: "Welcome, ladies and gentleman to HBO's Boxing At The Asylum series. I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Jenny McCarthy and we're going straight to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "Before we start tonight, I want to introduce a couple of special guests..."

I'm Supergirl, I'm everywhere
I'm flashing lights, they stop and stare
I'm fire red, I'm on a roll
I'm in your head, everybody knows
I'm, I'm, I'm Supergirl
Supergirl, Supergirl...

Tess: "She's an ELEVEN time lightweight champion, a pound-for-pound contender, and a member of the Hall Of Fame class of 2012...JESSICA BIEEEEEEEEEL!"

O'Dell: "Fans on their feet. Jessica making her way to the ring to 'SuperGirl', by Saving Jane. Into the ring to join Tess...uh oh..."


Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the flooooor...

McCarthy: "This is a TRAVESTY! I DEMAND A RECOUNT OF THE HALL OF FAME BALLOTS! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!"

Tess: "And the reigning UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND 2012 HALL OF FAMER, FRONT STREET'S OWN, NEVE 'THE BODYSNATCHER' CAMPBELLLLLLLLLL!"

O'Dell: "Neve, as usual coming down to 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool...wearing and carrying the bantamweight gold..."

McCarthy: "Lucy Liu has to be spinning in her GRAVE..."

O'Dell: "Lucy is still alive, Mac..."

McCarthy: "I'm glad. I always LIKED her. But this is making a MOCKERY of the Hall of Fame! I DEMAND a RECOUNT! Do you hear me? We need a RECOUNT!"

Tess: "Fans, give it up for the 2012 Hall of Fame Class!"

O'Dell: "Fans on their feet giving the ladies a standing ovation..."

McCarthy: "J-Mac bent over being sick on the floor..."

Tess: "Ladies, congratulations and we look forward to your coming induction ceremonies. Meanwhile, do you have something you'd like to say?"

Jessica and Neve(in unison): "LIVE from The Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, this is THE PRIDE AT THE ASYLUM!!!!"

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