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20 May 2012 Daniela Ruah vs Odette Yustman

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Daniela Ruah 01.jpg Odette Yustman 02.jpg

THE PRIDE AT THE ASYLUM

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on May 20, 2012, 4:35 pm

BEFORE:

"Ruah's no stiff, that's for sure," says a smiling Odette. "But she's not ALL that like some people are saying. And as my stablemate, Eva, proved. She's no Carrie Prejean, but she's no match for 'The Deadly Dart', as I will now demonstrate."

"Oh, I WANT Mendes," says Daniela, eyes flashing. "Because SHE has one coming. And it's a little frustrating that she's going to be in the building and I'm not going to get her in the ring. But, the good news is, there will be someone to take out my frustrations ON. The BAD news, Odette, is that someone is YOU. At the end of the night, be sure you go thank your stablemate for sending YOU out to take HER beating for her."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Nothing Else Matters' by Metallica, and it looks like Wiz is giving the courtesy to his guests from LCA, because here comes 'The Portugese Princess' Daniela Ruah!"

McCarthy: "WHAT THE..."

Tess: "For the fans at home, Dani just tossed Mac a little present on the way by. A stuffed Pekingese. If you missed our last card, shame on you, but pull up YouTube and type in 'J-Mac Goes To Portugal'..."

O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac. I understand the only thing HBO has in the can ready to go are two reruns of 'The Mommies' TV series from the early 90s..."

Tess: "From the network that brought you 'Jenny'. And is going to bring BACK Jenny. And you wonder why their ratings are in the toilet..."

McCarthy: "See, this is why your ace prognosticator, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, picked Yustman to win. Ruah's head isn't IN this fight. She's thinking about Mendes and worrying about trying to get publicity by picking a fight with a HUGE TV star like ME. Well, it won't work. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction. Oh, and SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Daniela into the ring, helped off with the robe to reveal that baby blue bikini, and this girl can fill it out, ladies..."

McCarthy: "What's THAT noise?"

O'Dell: "That would be 'I Want You To', by Weezer, and the video for that song stars the girl coming down the aisle, 'The Deadly Dart', Odette Yustman!"

McCarthy: "Look at Yustman. All business. No nonsense. Thinking about ONE thing, knocking out Ruah, and that's exactly what she's going to DO."

O'Dell: "Yustman into the ring. Helped off with the robe to reveal a lovely black two piece. And, fans, this is another of those fights where our ladies picks disagree. Mac likes Odette and Tess favors Ruah. Let's find out which one has to buy the other lunch at our next pre-show meeting."

Tess: "I'm buying. Mac is broke..."

McCarthy: "I AM NOT BROKKKKKEEEEE!"

Tess: "Besides, it won't be expensive. All she can eat at the moment is JELLO..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Bell! There's the bell for the first round. Yustman snapping out a left jab and DOWN SHE GOES! RUAH DECKS ODETTE WITH THE FIRST PUNCH OF THE FIGHT!"

Tess: "So much for her head not being in it..."

McCarthy: "Shut. It. Wal. Mart!"

O'Dell: "Count at six, seven...and Odette getting to her feet at eight. Takes the mandatory. Referee going to let it continue...AND RUAH ROCKS HER AGAIN! Nice short left by Daniela unhinged the knees for a second. Yustman clinching, holding on. Referee breaks..."

McCarthy: "Survival time for Odette. Gotta make it to the bell."

O'Dell: "RUAH A RIGHT HAND! ODETTE STAGGERED AGAIN! YUSTMAN STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES. Yustman with her guard high and tight. Ruah banging away at it. Odette leans forward and grabs hold, tying Ruah up."

McCarthy: "Like I said, survival. Anything it takes to get to the end of this round."

O'Dell: "Referee breaks them again. Odette showing some movement now, legging away from Ruah. Hands high. Snapping jabs...OH, DANIELA SENDS HER WOBBLING AGAIN! GOOD RIGHT HOOK! Yustman with her butt in the ropes, covering up, grabbing hold of Ruah again. There's the bell! Odette survives. But only just."

Tess: "That was an AWESOME round for Ruah. No wonder Wiz is so high on this girl."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Into the second round and Ruah landing off the bell again. Good combination to start things off, throwing Yustman right onto the defensive."

McCarthy: "Odette showing some movement now, looking to work her left hand. Finding the range, but Ruah's finding it more often."

O'Dell: "Daniela working from range now. Using that reach and length. Putting punches together well. Yustman answering back some, but unable to land punches in bunches..."

McCarthy: "Odette having problems with Ruah's length. She's not used to fighting a girl who's as long as she is, but stronger."

O'Dell: "Going to need to adjust quickly, Mac, because Ruah scores with a nice right hand at the bell and has claimed the second round."

Tess: "And she's already built a nice lead. Up 20-17 through two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Moving into the third now, and Ruah AGAIN landing hard shots right off the bell."

McCarthy: "She's really squaring Yustman up right now. Almost everything she's throwing is landing clean."

O'Dell: "Yustman again forced into retreat. Thrown over to the defensive. Trying to respond with counters, but mostly being suppressed."

Tess: "This is some PUNISHING fire from Ruah. She's working body some now, looking to test Odette's legs."

O'Dell: "Yustman game, trying to get off and score some points, but Daniela too active, too accurate, too strong. There's the bell, and it ends another strong round for Ruah."

Tess: "30-26. This is getting out of hand."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "We're into the fourth now, and Ruah looks like searching for the off switch. Aggressively at Odette, but Yustman now sticking and moving in counter."

McCarthy: "THIS is what Yustman wants to do. Using the legs, showing angles. Finding openings. Using her quickness and boxing skills to score."

O'Dell: "Ruah maybe a bit TOO aggressive right now. Chasing instead of stalking. Odette frustrating her for the first time. Timing her punches well..."

McCarthy: "And showing that slickness on defense that makes her tough to find..."

O'Dell: "Yustman in complete control this round. Piling up points right to the bell. And there it is. The fourth is history, and Odette's got one under her belt."

Tess: "39-36 through four. Yustman has some work to do, but she's stopped the bleeding."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Into the fifth and BOTH LADIES LAND HEAVY OFF THE BELL!"

McCarthy: "GREAT exchange right there!"

O'Dell: "Yustman STICKING that left now, and Ruah responding back with that SLEDGEHAMMER left of her own..."

Tess: "The Front Street jab I talked about earlier. Not a powder puff punch. A heavy shot that can bust you up."

O'Dell: "Both ladies putting punches together in this round. Ruah back to hooking that body as well."

McCarthy: "Excellent two-way exchanges. Both fighters very effective right now."

O'Dell: "And one last big exchange as the bell rings! Quite the round ladies..."

McCarthy: "Close, but Ruah's probably going to get it based on weight of shot..."

Tess: "Agreed. And that leaves the card looking like this: 49-45 Ruah."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "We're into the second half of a scheduled ten and again both ladies finding the range early. Odette back to circling, using her slicks and quicks to find openings and score with the left. Fitting in the odd right."

McCarthy: "Ruah finding spots for HER right hand, too. Odette moving very well, though. Giving Ruah plenty of angles."

O'Dell: "Daniela far from a stationary target herself. In motion behind that big left jab. Neither girl interested in closing. Both want to use their length to work at range."

McCarthy: "And, just like last round, both ladies plenty effective."

O'Dell: "There's the bell, and it was another close one..."

McCarthy: "Another one that the judges might see either way. I scored it for Yustman, though."

Tess: "Agreed, and that leaves the score at 58-55 for Ruah with four to go."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Back to action in the seventh and Ruah finding the range with that left hand. Doubling up on it. Then following with the right. Discombobulating Odette's defenses."

McCarthy: "Again, Yustman having problems with Ruah's length. She's used to being able to lean away from punches, but she can't do that tonight."

O'Dell: "Ruah banging away with that left, forcing Odette backward, lumping her up with it. Yustman unable to answer, forced to the defensive."

McCarthy: "Yustman rattled here. And Ruah taking full advantage."

O'Dell: "Daniela pressing forward. Going back to the body. Hooking off the left jab. Yustman trying to work back to open canvas, but Daniela cutting off the ring. Landing a good left-right as the bell rings ending round seven."

McCarthy: "Another very good round for Ruah."

Tess: "68-64 with three to go. Yustman's in trouble."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Into the eighth now, and Ruah right back on offense. Daniela landing good, clean stuff against a frustrated and flustered Odette. Yustman backing and circling, trying to stabilize, but can't get it done."

McCarthy: "Ruah not getting overly aggressive now. Taking her time. Working forward. Setting up her punches. And just SHELLACKING Odette."

O'Dell: "Yustman forced to cover up...AND DOWN SHE GOES! RUAH SPLIT THE GLOVES WITH A RIGHT HAND AND SENT ODETTE TO HER BACK!"

Tess: "That was a NASTY punch!"

O'Dell: "Yustman to her knees at seven. Eight. Up at nine. Going to take the mandatory. And the referee will let it continue. Ruah right back at Yustman. Going body now. Banging away downstairs as Odette keeps the guard high. Ruah now sniping left jabs between the gloves, going downstairs with the right. There's the bell. Odette survives the eight. But that's about ALL she accomplished."

Tess: "Fight's out of reach on the scorecards now. 78-72 for Ruah with two to go. Odette's not going to win without a stoppage."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "Into the ninth now, and Ruah turning up the pressure. Pistoning the left jab home, controlling Odette with it, moving her into right hand follow ups..."

McCarthy: "Yustman breaking down, Jenny. She's gutting it out here. Fighting back in spurts, but there's no question she's taken a lot more punishment than Ruah."

O'Dell: "Daniela clinical. Taking her time. Setting her punches up. Doubling up on the jab. Pressuring. Making Yustman react, then banging home the right hand."

Tess: "Wonder whose face Daniela sees right now. Is it Odette's...or Eva's?"

O'Dell: "Whomever's face she sees, it's lumping up from that left hand. Yustman flurrying again. Not conceding anything, but Ruah in total control as the bell rings for round nine."

Tess: "Scorecards academic at this point. 88-81."

ROUND TEN:

O'Dell: "Tenth and final begins the way the ninth ended, with Daniela Ruah coming forward behind her big left jab and Odette Yustman retreating in the face of it. Ruah hooking the body with the right hand, fitting rights to the head as well."

McCarthy: "Yustman showing me something right now, Jenny. She's breaking down, but she won't break. It would be easy to take a knee right here and stay there, but she's going to try to finish the hard way."

O'Dell: "Yustman again flurrying in spots. But the uprisings quickly suppressed by Ruah with THUMPING combinations that force Odette backward. Ruah digging body, piling up the punishment, looking for the stoppage, even thoughshe doesn't need it."

McCarthy: "Kid's got a mean streak. If you're going to succeed in the FCBA, and, I'm not convinced she IS, considering she works for The Weirdo and his weak training crew..."

Tess: "He has two HALL OF FAMERS!"

McCarthy: "CAMPBELL'S A HALL OF FAMER LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN'S A PLAYMATE!"

Tess: "No, Campbell's a Hall of Famer like PAM ANDERSON is a Playmate. She IS one..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: Waning seconds of this one. Ruah trapping Odette on the ropes and going to work. Thumping body as Yustman covers up in a high guard...and there's the bell. It's over."

Tess: "Anyone wondering if Daniela Ruah is for real, check the scorecards. 98-90. Won EIGHT rounds against a VERY good fighter...and just wore her out."

O'Dell: "Decision being announced now, and you ladies had the numbers correct as usual. The winner by UD10, 'The Portugese Princess', Daniela Ruah!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring where Tess Valmore has our winner...AND Brookyln Decker dressed to kill in a form-fitting white mini-dress and heels!"

Tess: "Brooke, not sure what you're doing here..."

Brooklyn: "Look, the fans WANT to see the 21st Century Goddess!"

O'Dell: "Well, judging by that cheer, Decker is right..."

McCarthy: "Decker is an IDIOT..."

Brooklyn: "So, seeing as I wasn't on the card, I thought I'd make an appearance in support of my friend Dani, here..."

Daniela: "We SHWs have each other's backs!"

O'Dell: "For the fans at home, 'SHW' stands for 'Smoking Hot Welterweight'."

Tess: "Daniela, you went out there like you had something to prove tonight..."

Daniela: "I DID. And it was that welterweight is NOT a two-fighter division. How'd I do, Brooke!"

Brooklyn: "If Yustman's FACE is any indication, pretty well..."

Tess: "Ok, I'm not walking into THIS discussion, so let's change the subject. What's next for Daniela Ruah?"

Daniela: "How about YOU, Kiebler? You want some of what Odette got? If you're not too busy riding your boyfriend's coat tails, let's make the fight!"

Brooklyn: "Aaaannndddd, that's all the time we have. Back to YOU, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Did she just THROW IT TO ME? HOW DARE YOU...I WILL KICK YOUR..."