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20 May 2012 Post Fight The Pride at the Asylum PPV

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Posted by Boxing World Online on May 20, 2012, 4:40 pm

The Man In The Hat sits in the center of the dais as usual. To his left are Allison Mack, Grace Park, Gemma Arterton, Ke$ha, Pink, and Avril Lavigne. To his right sit Daniela Ruah, Brooklyn Decker, Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "All right, I'll take questions..."

FCBA Magazine Reporter(shouting from the back of the room): "I got one for Big Pauley. You gonna have to send 'collection agents' after McCarthy, or did she pay up on that bet?"

(Laughter)

Big Pauley(from his spot standing near the door): "I wouldn't know nothin' about somethin' ILLEGAL like GAMBLIN'..."

(Laughter)

Big Pauley: "But, I heard somewhere that McCarthy is all paid up."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Now, Cable Boy, get us started..."

HBO Reporter: "You had a pretty good night, but the one negative was Ke$ha..."

Man In The Hat: "Look, the kid is young and raw. She's only had seven fights! She needs work is all. The ability is there. She just needs the experience. A veteran fighter like Paltrow was a challenge for her. That's why we made the fight. She's better for it, despite losin' a close decision. I got faith in the kid. Just give her a little time. Cable Boy II-Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "I'm not sure who was more impressive, Ruah or Park.."

Man In The Hat: "You know, I'm beginnin' ta LIKE you, son..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Both were AWEsome tonight, obviously. Against very good opposition, they got 17 of 20 rounds combined and completely controlled the fights from start to finish. That's the kind of talent these ladies HAVE. Gracie is a top ten bantam, gang. And Ms. Ruah is living proof, sorry Tess, that welter is NOT a two-fighter division. Well, there's BLONDE! Magazine..."

Neve: "Who let HIM in here..."

Grace: "Yeah. If we can keep "Snark" out of here, why do we have to let HIM in?"

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Easy, ladies. Blonde! Boy. You got a question?"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "I want to ask about Allison Mack, but, first, thanks for having Ms. Decker make an appearance even though she wasn't on the card. While we think she should be fighting on all Asylum and PPV cards, we appreciate you at least recognizing her star status by making her a part of the show..."

Grace: "I'm going to be sick if he keeps talking..."

Man In The Hat: "Get to the question before NEXT month's card starts!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "The question is, considering Allison is undefeated since she joined Front Street and that she just annihilated a fighter who's been giving Front Street fits, doesn't she deserve to be pushed at the top of your bantamweight division?"

Neve: "You know, the freaking BELTS are in my bag in the limo. Should I text Reg to bring them in?"

BLONDE! Reporter: "You left the belts in the limo?"

Man In The Hat: "With REG. Trust me. The belts couldn't be safer at Fort Flippin' Knox. And, to answer your question, here's the deal. There's a lot of talk around this-here federation about what stable has the best group of flys. Foxfire, with Hayd, Beth and Carter? HISC with the SwanPack? Lookout! with all the talent Paris has. It's an interesting debate. Well, gang, if you want to know what stable has the best group of bantams, LOOK RIGHT HERE ON THIS DAIS at Front Street/Hour-Glass. Here's the champ, who's also a Hall of Famer. Here's number one contender Britney Spears, who's also a Hall of Famer. And here are Grace Park and Allison Mack. Now, add in Nicole, Jewel, and The Rack, and ask yourself what stable can match that. The answer is NONE. Tess, dear, you're next..."

Tess: "Speaking of flyweights, Jamie Lynn looked very good tonight, and, as a follow up, Front Street ALSO has plenty of depth at lightweight, and some folks think Gemma's the best of that group..."

Brooklyn: "WHO does?"

Man In The Hat: "Easy, Brookie. We're just talkin' here. Let me start with Gemma. Kid's been awesome for us. She's strong, athletic, slick, tough, and as smart as it gets. And you saw all that on display tonight. As for my Princess, Jamie Lynn Spears, well, I've said it a thousand times. Kid has a TON of talent. Just needs seasoning. And you're seeing the results of her GETTING it. She's still got a lot to learb. But, she's learning. All right, Smackeroo. We're goin' to dinner. Take us there!"

Reporter: "You're having a pretty good month, aren't you?"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat(stroking his chin): "Let's see. We went 3-1 on the pay-per-view and Neve went OT to win Front Street's first title. Beckinsale went OT that night to beat McCarthy and win me millions of dollars...have I mentioned I LOVE OT?"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Then, Neve was voted into the Hall of Fame and we came here and won five of six, including GREAT performances from Jamie Lynn, Gemma, Allison, Dani, AND Grace. Yeah. It's been a pretty good month. And we STILL got eleven days! I don't care if June EVER gets here. Now, it's dinner time. The limo's waitin'. Smackey, Tess, you're in it. Let's go!"