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9 June 2012 Sarah Shahi vs Emma Watson

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Posted by simguy on June 9, 2012, 11:02 am

BEFORE: "Shahi's a very capable opponent, but I need rounds against this sort of professional fighter," reasonable Watson assesses at podium. "She's a part of the puzzle; fighting her makes me better en route to girls like Jamie Lynn Spears and Emma Stone. And from there, who knows? I do feel titles are my destiny."

Shahi blurting out with snarky laughter throughout Emma's musings...exotic little scrapper's licking her lips at the prospect of young Watson. "Emma's such a high profile fight for me," Shahi allows, "a great opportunity for me to get noticed. Kicking her butt shouldn't be a problem; the trick will be applying a spectacular, memorable boot, because she's a little bigger than me. I don't want to rush in and get caught lucky...that's really her only chance against me."

Sarah in black velvet boy-cut bottoms; leopard print push up bra, black tangly gypsy curls; small black mitts. Emma in pink cotton yoga top with thin straps; snug grey boy-cut bottoms; small black gloves; short brown hair.

During R1: Emma dukes up, elbows in, stepping-to...Shahi creep-steppin' - she'll lean to her right, then pivot-left - hands low when she's outside, feinting at Emma, baiting her. Ems jabbing her way close, only to be cuffed by Sarah's clever, swatting mitts...Shahi slapping Emma's ears, then sliding to the side. Sarah also stooping to jab Emma's tummy; turning into slinging right hands across Emma's breasts...takes Watson two full minutes to negotiate all this, getting her jab on Shahi late to avoid shutout.

Alyson Hannigan tweets during break: "Shahi touching Emma up TASTY! I want a piece of this. #BeatEmmasBuns.

R2: Sarah bendy, grinning, hands-low, feinting, changing levels. Sarah's punches cuffing counters to Emma's head - timing Watson's jab; stooping to reach jabs at Watston's belly. Midway through, looping right hand over Watson's jab crashes onto Emma's jaw...she turns to her right all baby-steppin' hurt...Shahi hops in from Emma's left flank, hooking to left side of Emma's jaw, buckling Watson's knees. Credit Ems: she covers up, doesn't go down, grimaces as Shahi's shoe-shining British guts, then Sarah's gone and Watson recovers.

R3: Watson giving a good account of herself in exchanges - punching out straight, responsible left/rights; bringing her mitts back quick to temples. Sarah bounding in and out - hacking a tuff buggywhip right to Emma's left flank; punching-with Emma up top as girls trade hustling lefts and rights...it's even for two minutes. Down the stretch, Shahi douses Emma in lathering whirl of lefts and rights, forcing Watson to cover up earmuff...3 whacking buggywhip rights stroke Emma left flank/left ear/left flank and Watson CRINGES away hurt. Sarah all eyes alight, cackling "Hahahah!" as wounded Emma slides away stricken.

R4: Watson loosening up a bit, moving to her right, hands grouped at her chest...she extends on the jab, engaging Sarah a little farther out; leans into the short right hand (missing) straightens up, puts weight on right (back) leg to swing a straight-arm hook to Sarah's chin...punch really jolts Shahi, sending her away wobbly-butt! Emma sees the hurt, goes on the hunt...it's Watson walking Shahi down for the first time. Patient stuff - Emma encroaching behind the jab, pinning Sarah to ropes, then pounding away short left/rights to flanks...Sarah covering up/rolling on the spot, then slinking away along aprons. Incremental damage done by Watson adds up to significant harm: Sarah beaten soundly to her ribcage, touched-puffy about the eyes...she finishes up stunned, ragged at bell.

R5: Sarah circling, hands at her waist - Emma aggressively forward, looking to pile on damage. Shahi roams to her right, dipping her torso down to the right while snapping the left hand up and over...CRACKING impact to face freezes Watson a moment, then EMMA PITCHES FORWARD! Watson dropped to all fours, looking stunned n' shabby...Shahi grinning as she jogs to neutral corner. Sarah's cocky smirk turns to mild astonishment as Watson fights off the KO...she's a hurt little battler, but she's proving plucky through 5.

R6: Watson rotating left, right tight to cheek as she pings out a stiff, feisty jab. Shahi rocking back and forth in-stance, hands at her sides as she slips tick-tock, answering back the odd swiping clout off her thighs to Emma's jawlines. Showboating class impressive for Shahi, but Watson navigating well - bringing both hands back to cheeks; moving her head; doubling up the jab to keep Shahi occupied. Tough to score - neither girl lights the other up as Watson proves tough to bamboozle.

R7: Watson pressing forward behind jabs and stout right hands...Shahi bobbing side to side, retreating in good order, walking Emma onto tidy right uppercuts from the bob; catching her short-hooks to chin, then stepping left off the score. Emma outboxed and turned, but look at her coming forward...Watson taking Shahi's punch pretty well, sustaining pressure with her legs.

R8: Shahi leading Emma a merry chase again, walking her into punches; executing cute clockwise-pivots off short left hooks to Watson's jaw. Midway through, girls get to scrubbin' rapid left and rights midring...SHAHI SCOOTS TO HER GLUTES! Sarah bouncing right back up all startled and embarrassed...flash knockdown perhaps, but Emma showing stubborn defiance on tightly pressed lips at finally getting to her tormentress.

R9: Shahi angered at having gone down - leads to tasty, clanging exchanges as girls take turns getting off tic-tac-toe. Emma covering up earmuff and ducking when Shahi's latherings; Shahi more apt to drop her mitts/deep-bend at the waist/show bendy-backed evasive looks on the spot. Tremendous output by both girls, but best, cleanest and hardest shots are a tuff left hook dug to Shahi's sternum, and later, a tasty right cross that finds Shahi's chin. Emma bangs out points in a fire-fight!

R10: Sarah roaming to her right with hands behind her back - bobbing and weaving as Emma tries to touch her with jabs...Shahi eventually lunging up out of crouch to answer the leaping left uppercut! EMMA'S HURT! Watson staggering back on her heels to ropes, covering up earmuff as Shahi flurries the gut; roams up top to bat left/rights off British ears. Watson buffetted, but banging back: her left uppercut finds Sarah's breadbasket, momentarily slugging Shahi into a defensive earmuff. Pace slows as Shahi fights from a bobbing crouch, trying to time Emma's punches for cute counters on the chin. Watson effective off the apron - getting tagged; taking it well; answering back with stout work to Shahi's body. Bell: Shahi shoe-shines young British jugs...Tech guys up on the apron as official moves in. Comes back UD10 Sarah Shahi.

After: Shahi outclassing her ingenue, but with much more effort than anticipated. Emma disappointed in aftermath, but not demoralized - she knows she had Sarah hurt and on the run in round 4. "She's a strong, determined girl," Shahi admits in postfight, looking scuffed but lovely on-camera. "Started getting to me a little - I definitely felt her heat, but I was never worried. My quickness, my slickness...I knew I was too much for her."