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9 June 2012 Leslie Bibb vs Cobie Smulders

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Posted by simguy on June 9, 2012, 11:04 am

 

BEFORE: Cobie fixated on evening her score with Bibb...that's just fine with Leslie. "Hey - Cobie Smulders was nobody before Avengers, she'll be nobody after Avengers," Leslie smirks in prefight, "I'm happy to burst her bubble. I think I know what went wrong for her last time out: she saw my legs at the weigh-in and lost all hope. Happens to a lot of girls!"

Smulders rolling her eyes in disgust...she knows she's being baited, but can't help swallowing the hook. "As IF," Cobie gripes, exasperated. "God - I'm so tired of hearing about Leslie's legs and her dynamic 'ring presence'...I just want to smash her! Everyone knows I beat myself last time. It was a huge moment for me, I got way too excited, and I paid for it. It could have been anybody - Leslie just happened to be in the ring. I'm going to correct that mistake, then move on to girls like Menounos and Lively. i don't believe in leaving things unfinished."

Leslie in black lace push up, leopard print bikini bottoms; black gloves; blonde hair loose. Cobie in ice-blue bikini; white gloves; black hair up in battle bun with bangs.

During R1: Clockwise rotation, girls steppin' lanky, hands loosely grouped at respective chests. Bibb featuring a lanky, elastic jab against Cobie's mouth: Cobie jabbing back, then looking for wide Mexican-style hooks behind Leslie's right elbow off a strong step-in. Temperature rises as Leslie starts to cycle in quick right hands to face off her jab; Cobie tick-tocking her fists left/right off Leslie's waist, bringing mitts back quick to reset. Down the stretch, Bibb gets to Cobie with a sneaky little left uppercut to chin in close - Cobie sputtering, reaches to clinch, but not before Bibb can clout her righty-across-the-chin in tight.

R2: Bibb upbeat, knowing she got the better of Cobie...she hops-to her brunette. Cobie scowling, jabbing for Bibb's chest while keeping right to chin...soon leads to savage criss-cross exchanges of straight lefts and rights and COBIE GETS ROCKED! Smulders slugged back into ropes, eyes glazing...Bibb with a wide, slapping left hook clouts Cobie upside the head, then leans in close to jam a short right hand straight to chin! Cobie unravels, draping against ropes in awe...she slops forward with hands at temples, shuddering as Bibb fits a tuff left hook in behind right elbow. Blonde girl loving it to brunette flanks - Leslie all gangly and rangy, licking away wide left/rights...Cobie straightens up into stubby left uppercut, finding Leslie's chin and UNHINGING HER KNEES! Cobie's hurt, Leslie's hurt...girls reach for each other's shoulders, pushing and struggling...Smulders able to chop a short right to chin out of the scrum and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Leslie dropping to all fours, then tilting forward into ropes as Cobie staggers to the side...Bibb able to pull herself up ropes to beat count shabby. ON COMES COBIE! Rich, batting, rising left hands work the Bibb midsection as Cobie arches her back to lift hooks up and in. Bibb groaning, reaching to clinch: Cobie cuts a short right hand down across blonde chin, knocking Leslie back against ropes, getting her head to bobble. Leslie tilts torso-right, slopping her left hand upside Cobie's head...Cobie's legs give a shimmy, but she squares away to answer. THEY'RE SLOPPING AWAY! Loose-limbed lefts and rights walloping upside either head - girls tilting this way and that, stroking each other senseless! Right hands clap home simultaneously...BIBB GOES DOWN IN A HEAP! Leslie out before she hits canvas, piling in face-first at Cobie's feet. Smulders staggers back in tears, surviving a shootout for a payback KO2!

AFter: Cobie still emotional for postfight as Leslie gets smelling salts on her stool. "I knew I was better than that tramp!" Cobie snarls. "I hate everything about Leslie - her looks; her attitude...putting her on her face was the best thing I ever did. We're one and one now and I do want decisive victory over her, but the field is opening up to me as well. Maria Menounos is on my radar...as is Blake Lively, Laura Vandervoort - a lot of girls: I can't afford to get locked in on one blonde has-been. Honestly, with strong management behind me now, I feel like I could be the next Rachel Nichols!"

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