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9 June 2012 Jessica Lowndes vs Jessica Simpson

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Posted by simguy on June 9, 2012, 9:37 pm

BEFORE: Lowndes a little brat in prefight - coming to the first session with a fake plastic pig-snout strapped to her face and oinking at Simpsy: pudgy blonde girl flies into a rage; brawl ensues. "I'm a freaking legend in this business!" Jess wails at podium. "She can't treat me like this! My jugs are SO going to stop her jugs - just you wait!"

Lowndes grinning at Jessi's rage - curvy little brunette SO confident coming into a big category-killing contest for her. "Jessi's mostly mitt-meat at this point," Lowndes contends as Simpson is restrained at the dais. "She's definitely a trophy blonde - I want her for my mantle - but I'm the news at flyweight these days. I just pray she can make weight...porky needs to drop like 50 pounds - she'll be weak as a kitten!"

Simpson making weight 8 weeks later, looking pudgy-hot in her pink Dukes bikini; white gloves; long blonde hair in curls. Lowndes in vivid electric blue bikini; white gloves; long black hair straight.

During R1: GO! Crazy-swinging bumper-car action as girls hurtle together, clobbering away all mindless, shunting one another about the ring. Middle minute - Lowndes able to pack Simpsy into ropes - brunette crossing her arms and crushing in close to brace Jessi's breasts as Simpsy hugs up around Lowndes' shoulders. Lowndes stocky legs convulsing/feet stamping for traction, driving her forward into plush blonde...poor Simpsy whining beneath her tormentress - eyes shut tight. Jessica L cackling hot in Simpsy's face until ref's break: Simpson all ass-kicked and fretting. Lowndes maintains pursuit, swinging at Simpsy's breasts or tummy as blonde girl flees along the ropes...brunette eventually tackling her foe into ropes and struggling belly to belly against her. Stop and go slop sees Lowndes bully Simpsy's jugs with those crossed forearms in the clinch - jiggly brunette all wriggly and pushing-in, making Simpson's life a living hell in the first!

R2: Similar rambunctious stuff at the open - girls furiously sprinting to each other all jugs a-jumpin'; pushing to get the other off balance, belting her righty, then twisting into the free-swinging come-back left. Stumbling, bumping work staggers around the ring, into and off the ropes - little beauties panting, chests heaving in the senseless melee. Final minute - Jessica sitting butt-on-turnbuckle in her corner, dukes at temples as she stoops forward; Lowndes squared away, first pushing Jessica sideways so blonde right shoulder's in the ropes - leaning on Simpsy's left shoulder with left forearm and PLOWING away righty to leftside ribs and hip. Lowndes baring teeth - weight on that front left leg...she's just SHOVING in right hands, beating Jessi in her body. Whining blonde girl emerges from her shell to clinch under Lowndes arms: brunette wedges elbows down into the embrace, forces it apart, reaches under Jessi's arms and stacks her roughly chest-to-chest, HARD against turnbuckle. Simpsy whining in frustration...she just can't get out from under Jessi Lowndes through 2.

R3: Girls slam together midring, pushing each other's mitts to one side, then looking to belt away righty. Shoving, pumping stuff plows both tummies in turns until Simpsy shoots in under Lowndes' arms, backing her up and tripping her to canvas! Curvy bodies tumble to mat...Simpsy scrambling atop a startled Lowndes and giving her a faceful of jug from the mount! Blonde girl sprawled atop her foe, knees to either side of Lowndes' torso - Jessi's left cheek on canvas as she slumps rack-forward onto struggling brunette. Jessi L crying out, thrashing her legs, slapping her mitts against Simpsy's strong little back...ref eventually gut-wrenches blonde girl off her foe and reads both vixens the riot act. More alop-and-slug from there as fight degenerates into jiggling free-for-all. Girls falling into squealing embraces, twisting each other around, stumbling to canvas, then writhing to stay in business. Lowndes definitely getting the worst of the rough-house...this is Simpsy's gig and she's loving it through 3.

R4: Girls panting, sweaty-disheveled, but determined...they stomp together jugs a-jumpin', reach left hands in under opposing right arms to pump away righty underneath. Stumbling slugfest out of the wrap - girls pushing and turning each other while cramming right hands to trembling tummies, or wedging into jug when available. Girls tumble along ropes, reversing positions; girls struggle and push in the corners, changing top-position many times in the quest to shove the other down and give her what-for. Fight spills to canvas many times: girls get to their knees, wrap left arms around offending heads and stuff away righty to thighs, trunks and bellies until referee intervention. Crazy, mindless action has both girls open-mouthed and sobbing for air by the bell - ref forced to physically restrain them from continuing during the break.

R5: Little bit of method creeping into the madness as Simpsy's now reaching both arms in under Lowndes' arms to first chest the brunette to ropes - securing her body to body - keeping that left arm in under Lowndes' right while shifting hips back/keeping weight forward. With Lowndes pinned, Simpsy can shove right hands into squirming brunette tummy - all the while using left shoulder to bully brunette tits. Lowndes baring teeth, whining in frustration...Simpsy starting to kick a little ass here, having her way like a bully through 5.

R6: Similar stuff - Simpsy reaching in/chesting Lowndes to ropes, then smothering/slugging her senseless. Lowndes groaning under the weight of Simpson, trying to reach under blonde arms and turn her into ropes...occasionally successful, but Simpsy managing to struggle her way back on top soon thereafter. Simpsy holding and hitting - working the Lowndes gut and left thigh with shoving right hands while crowding in close...ref issuing breaks, but the weight clearly taking a toll on mouth-breathing Lowndes. Blonde girl just slopping herself to brunette - constantly pressing in, pushing, slugging. In clinches, Simpsy routinely wraps up around Lowndes' head, burying brunette face in proud blonde mounds, smothering her until ref's breaks. Brutal attrition Jessica Simpson's stock in trade: she's just putting beef on Lowndes and making it count through 6.

R7: Lowndes continues to break down tummy-to-tummy...Simpsy pancaking her to ropes, being rough with her, holding and hitting, applying sloppy jug-smothers until ref's breaks. Lowndes sitting on turnbuckles in unhappy earmuff guard...Simpsy will step-to, push Jessica sideways to turnbuckles, ride the left forearm across brunette upperback while packing her left-side ribs full of shoving right hands. Simpsy's jugs a-sloshing side to side when she's cramming right hands into helpless Lowndes...simple job of work for sweating, snarling blonde girl. Damp golden curls covering Simpsy's eyes as she's bashing away...Lowndes growing more and more sluggish...finally Lowndes stumbles breathless to all fours. Simpsy animalistic, stepping to back-door entrance on Lowndes, going to her knees behind brunette and folding onto Lowndes' back...SIMPSY'S LAPPING PUNCHES UP UNDERNEATH! Awkward, slapping stuff as blonde girl crouches close upon brunette rump and back, looping shots up into tummy or jug underneath while holding-body in the crook of the other arm. Lowndes head up, hair stringing down past shoulders and breasts in front...she's bleating in outrage on all fours...ref finally gets in there to gut-wrench Simpsy off at the bell. Lowndes blubbering in exhaustion on her stool, getting sponged down across her chest and tummy...she's trembling, discouraged through 7!

R8: MORE SIMPSY! Simpson plows in, curvy legs stamping to drive Lowndes to ropes, then it's a mad, wrestling scramble to maintain top position as Lowndes squirms to reverse. Simpsy a little bully in there - left arm either in under Lowndes' right, or wrapped round Lowndes head...that right fist cramming into tummy or jug as Simpsy keeps Lowndes seated in ropes. When Simpsy wants a breather, she just folds arms around Lowndes' head, pushing brunette face deep into proud blonde cleavage...poor Jessi L wearing down under the constant press of Jessi S. Midway through, savage bombardment in the corner has Lowndes' knees a-knockin': Jess squared away, leaning forward in wide stance, both hands just shoving hup-hup-hup into brunette tummy/hips/thighs. Lowndes crying out, growing weak, sitting in ropes with right at her breasts/left at right elbow, trying to block the body-pounding. Eventually Simpson punches herself out, wraps up brunette head, letting her jugs do work on Lowndes' face until ref can reef blonde arms apart and spread 'em out...poor Jessi L sobbing for breath, hands on knees as she's panting for air. "Look at her ref!" Simpsy chirps. "Stop the fight!" Lowndes wearily straightens...and gets pancaked into ropes as Simpsy comes a-jiggling in. Simpsy an avalance of tummy, jug and glove...Lowndes resistance growing ragged under the constant press of flesh. Finally, Lowndes slops down and to her right, lying on her tummy/propped up on her elbows, mouth wide open as she gasps in exhaustion. Simpsy shouting "GET UP, TRAMP!" as poor Lowndes whines, trying to push up off her jugs, only to fall back to her elbows...she's done: Simpsy takes it KO8.

After: Simpsy shouting "Wheee!" as she pulls her gloves off...poor Lowndes only to all fours when Simpsy comes storming in - straddling Lowndes' back - flipping her over and piling down atop her front-to-front. Simpsy squirming up-torso...her rounded arms writhing to wrap round Lowndes' head - Simpsy's chin or cheek on the matt as she slumps jug-weight onto Lowndes' face. Poor brunette trapped in mount, trying to turn her face to either side, but Simpsy using either hand to shove face back in snug, then wrapping up arms again. Lowndes' hands pushing up on Simpsy's ribs or hips; Lowndes' hips gulping, her legs reaching over side to side, but Simpsy just cackles: "I'm too big and heavy! You can't get out!" Jess Simpson all red-faced and sweaty, blonde curls obscuring her eyes as she grinds away. Officials finally move in, reaching under Simpsy's hips to gut wrench her off...once blonde girl is hoisted away, poor Lowndes lies blubbering, wretched on her back as Simpsy's shouting "MY JUGS STOPPED YOUR JUGS! YOU'RE A LITTLE TRAMP! I'M AWESOME!" like a little maniac.