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9 June 2012 Malin Akerman vs Michelle Borth

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Posted by simguy on June 9, 2012, 9:41 pm.

BEFORE: Malin making a push - cover of Shape coupled with a fight means Akerman's getting serious about her status. "I'm an A list star who's been lightly fought," Ackerman says, electing to accentuate the positive in prefight. "People love that Theron can win an oscar, and knock a bytch out...so that's the kind of clout I want to have. I mean to be busier; I mean to back up my screen cred with ring cred, and I mean to get Michelle Borth in a WORLD of trouble!" Borth non-plussed - she knows she's been brought in to take punches, but she's not buying the hype. "Look - people in the fight biz, they know who Michelle Borth is," Borth insists all steely-eyed and determined. "I was a Corona fight-girl, okay? Paid my dues fighting beer promotions at frat parties and resorts...you can't come up any harder than that. I'm on everyone's call-list for hard-sparring. So I know how to get blonde girls beat, and I know that Malin freaking Akerman doesn't have HALF the ring-savvy I do. She'll START the fight at A list, but she'll finish up a ragged D when I'm done!" Akerman in Shape Cover brass-coloured knit bikini in recessed lozenge pattern; black gloves; shoulder-length blonde hair loose. Michelle in Corona bikini - purple backside/yellow-purple front; yellow gloves.

During R1: Jug-jabbing both ways as girls bare teeth and scrape-rack via pushing left hands, then they're in close, pumping each other righty-on-the-gut; hooking-jug in tight. Panting ferocity ensues as girls trade body-spanking licks, then Malin steps out, unpacks the jab, snarling as she circles clockwise around a spitting poke. Borth dukes at cheeks, bobbing and pursuing...Michelle still looping wide strokes from either side to blonde ribcage, but Akerman's legs, stiff poke gradually dictate terms.

R2: Akerman continues to show leggy class - circling casually clockwise while keeping a tart jab in Michelle's face. Borth bobbing in earmuff, trying to encroach...blonde pumpin' poke, right hand tight to cheek until it's deployed straight to Michelle's mouth. Michelle lumping up nicely - still lashing wide rights or lefts to Malin's ribcage on approach, but blonde girl sidestepping effectively, keeping Michelle out on the end of educated poke.

R3: Spirited stuff as Borth closes to inflict sweeping right hands upon Malin's left flank - blonde girl wincing/cringing up on impact, then picking brunette up via short, clipping left/right uppercuts inside. Girls rotate counter-clockwise in the phone booth - Michelle slopping harm to Malin's flanks/ribcage; blonde girl pinpointing brunette chin via scraping, herky-jerk uppercuts. Down the stretch, Borth's knees give way - she's suddenly distressed, lips parted, wobbly-butt...Michelle covers up face-in-gloves, stooping forward in paralysis as Malin leans in close, laps both hands to tender brunette gut PIK! PAK! PEK! - working Borth over to bell. Akerman taunting "Poor baby!" as Michelle comes up watery-eyed/hugging her tummy - ref intervenes as tempers flare.

R4: Akerman continues to touch, touch, touch via the jab - that stiff left hand stabbing out, punishing proud brunette breasts; scraping away on beautiful brunette features. Malin pivoting clockwise, right hand at her cheek until she needs it: shearing, straight rights pound at Borth's jugs, or knock-back her face - blonde girl glittery-eyed as picks apart her foe. Borth always inching forward, trying to bob her way in, but she can't penetrate - stuck on the end of Malin's jab and taking hard touches through 4. BREAK: Borth blinking back tears on her stool as trainer rubs icepack into battered jugs...Michelle experienced enough to know she's let all 4 rounds go to the busier blonde.

R5: Borth grimly hooking Malin's tummy, then crossing righty-to-chin...blonde girl staring, goes flat footed, starts to engage toe-to-toe. Akerman grimacing, reaching her left to push at Michelle's right hip, hoping to create distance...meanwhile brunette tilting forward, whirling right hands in above Malin's left hip; left hands plugging into the socket of Malin's tummy. Akerman frozen on the spot, whining as brunette gloves slam into blonde torso-meat...Borth single-minded, SO determined as she works inside and out of Malin's left arm. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Midway through, Malin just can't take sustained work...she eases to right knee, lips a-quiver: Borth slams mitts together, nodding her head aggressively and glaring down before hopping away to neutral corner. Akerman up, but shabby: Michelle able to close - push Malin into ropes, then beat her flanks without mercy as blonde girl sits in ropes, shows face-in-gloves.

R6: Ackerman rights the ship. Job 1, get the jab back on Michelle - take the initiative. Job2 lean into swift, pasting right hands to chin - punching Borth's head aside, buckling her knees. Michelle catching stroke - often with hands stacked right atop left at her body as her chin's getting turned hard to the right. Malin aggression evident late as she PASTES Michelle a sliding right to chin...brunette stumbles out of orbit, staggering several feet to her left...Malin hopping on the spot, points her right hand at Michelle as if to say "THIS IS IT!" then pounces on brunette dregs lathering Michelle limber-limbed lefts and rights to ropes. Bell: Borth laying back into cables spellbound, catching leather until ref pulls seething Malin off.

R7: Malin back at Michelle, looking to apply finishing polish! Blonde girl positioned over brunette left shoulder - bouncing both mitts tick-tock off Borth's waistline; kissing Michelle right/left to chin. BORTH GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Michelle staring, awestruck...she stumbles into ropes, then leans forward, trying to put her left shoulder in Malin's breasts to bump blonde girl off. Malin pushing into that left shoulder, lapping both dukes to body, then hooking up top...OH she's catching Michelle on the button, swiveling her head around, buckling her knees. Crowd roaring; blonde girl applying crop-to-haunch, just belting away from a strong stance and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Trade in rising hooks sees Malin's legs give out, pitching her in sprawl to her back! Borth reeling glassy-eyed, blinking in stupor...Malin rickety as she picks her head off canvas, trying to rise...blonde girl beats count shabby: Michelle's turn to square away and work! Borth assumes top position at ropes, her breasts at Malin's left shoulder; left hand hooking at Malin's midsection; right hand chopping at Malin's kidney. Strong blonde legs hold Malin up, but she's weeping beauty at the bell!

R8: Malin's hurt; Michelle's hurt...rickety beauties square away over each other's left shoulder, laying it on thick to opposing torso! Grim, slopping body-whack back and forth, girl sniveling and whining in mutual misery - neither looking to back off. Slow, pasting trade - girls just hacking and digging at each other - each twisting on her hips to bring one hand or the other to bare - mitts spanking loud off bruised meat. Down the stretch, Malin destitute, starts falling in to clinch...It's Borth the aggressor late, coming on strong after ref's breaks to take the fight to wilting blonde!

R9: Malin jab-jab-jabbing while circling clockwise, then clinching as Michelle wades in...girls struggling belly-to-belly in the grasp - Akerman not letting Borth work until ref's break. That's the pattern...cagey blonde girl busting up Michelle's beautiful face via cruel left hand, then tying up...Michelle SO wants to slug but Malin won't have it. Crafty touch-and-hug 9th steals crucial points for Malin, draws boos from the crowd, and has Michelle crying tears of foot-stamping frustration by the bell!

R10: Malin screams: "YOU WANNA DIG? LET'S DIG!" Stepping-to like she's going to engage in body swap; kissing Michelle the slicing right cross to chin instead...staring brunette staggers forward all rubbery-legged, passing blonde left flank en-route to ropes! Malin pointing her right mitt again, then loping in...she feeds Borth the running right cross; digs her a merciless left uppercut to tummy as Michelle's trying to form earmuff; twists torso-right to hook Michelle's mouth, draping her back over top rope! Borth staring, defenceless...Malin scoops a right uppercut to belly; hooks Borth's chin as brunette's going out...Michelle pitching to her right catches an insurance right upside the head as she crashes to her shoulder, then rolls onto her tummy ALL USED UP! Michelle fast asleep - that's KO10 Malin Akerman!

AFter: Malin howling and carrying on - hugging her cornermen - wanting to wipe her dirty bare feet upon Michelle's sweat-glossy back, but officials intervene...it's a glorious outcome for the seldom-seen blonde bombshell. "Lot's of people said that Michelle was too tuff - 'pick someone else' they said...LOOK AT HER NOW! That's how I do girls! Just because you don't see me in a lot of shows, don't think for one minute I'm not keeping my skillz sharp, because baby: I'M AS SHARP AS A TACK!"