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10 June 2012 Blake Lively vs Candice Swanepoel

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Posted by simguy on June 10, 2012, 9:08 am

 

BEFORE: Swanepoel playful/cocky as ever - once again declaring the fight over at the weigh-in...drawing sour looks from Blake. "She can't compete with this," Candice says all matter-of-fact, gesturing to her magnificent lines. "She's like a little boy in a bad wig next to me - I'll slap this girl out, avenge Theron, and celebrate my emergence as boxing's next Great Blonde!"

"She's full of crap," Lively dismisses with a scowl. "Another model: nothing special. She's not going to avenge Theron - I'M going up 2-rip on the Academy girls and prove what I did to CT was no fluke. Swanepoel makes me ill - the sooner I take her out, the better." Black velvet bikini with gold-ring connections hip and jug for Blake; black gloves; tangly blonde hair loose. Multi-hued floral print bikini with pink strings for Candi; baby blue gloves; blonde hair all tangly-curls and loose.

During R1: Candi: fists curled atop her breasts/elbows in as she points left shoulder to Lively, cautiously stalking forward. Blake: dukes cheek-high, elbows in...she's stepping clockwise, committing on stiff left jab in transit. Swanepoel gets in the act - pawing her jab to Blake's breasts or tummy; leaning in to kiss right hands off the chin or guard...Candi airing it out, extending on shots, showing Blake power if not always landing it. Lively electing to block and leg-away...Blake making reads, sacrificing points to Candi's bendy aggression.

R2: Candice approaching with fists curled atop jugs...she's leaning in - sweeping wide right/lefts to Blake's waist, then slinging straight right/lefts up top as Lively backs away. Blake grimacing at strapping body licks; leaning back from the face punching...Candi's got Blake spooked. Swanepoel slugging her way close...Blake will wrap her right arm over Candi's left, holding Swanny's left bicep in right hand while trading thick lefts for Swanny's right until ref's break. Sloppy, patient stuff - Candice imposing will with gradual pressure until down the stretch, she fetches Blake a sumptuous right/left thick to paunch - bouncing mitts off meat and bunching Lively up behind her gloves. Candice face lights up - left hand goes to Blake's right bicep while right hand whacks sidearm buggy-whip to flank, then doubles into rubbery right uppercut...Blake hurt, stooping forward stunned, so Candi repeats right to the body, right uppercut and DOWN GOES BLAKE! Lively dropping to all fours panting and blinking...purring Candice does a lanky, long-armed butter-churn on the spot until ref shoos her away.

R3: Sloppy slugging as Candice walks Blake down; Blake ties up one or the other of Swanny's arms, and girls lap away with free mitts until ref's break. Candi doing a lot of damage with that rubber-hose right hand whenever Blake ties up Swanny's left...supermodel strapping actress to midsection; clouting her upside the head...even slap-chopping Lively's proud jugs in tight. Lively plowing back in turn, but she seems grumpier, generally giving ground...when one sleek back hits ropes, it's almost always Lively's.

R4: Swanny flat out bullying Blake now - Lively tying up an arm, clutching that bicep, but unable to keep Candi from strappin' away with the free mitt. Midway through, Blake's got Candi's left arm entangled...Swanepoel slopping buggy whip right hands to body and jug...suddenly Candice swats a tight right clean across Blake's mouth, shutting off power to Blake's legs; dropping her to all fours! Swanny excited, shouting out "YEAH!" jogging all limber limbs and jugs a-jumpin' to neutral corner as poor Blake has to suck it up again. After 8 it's more of the same...Candice whacking away limber-righty until Blake can get ref's breaks.

R5: A very aggressive Swanepoel stepping to Blake - reaching in with the left hand to Blake's right elbow; Lively wrapping up Candi's left in her right, but that leaves Swanny's right arm free to lay on licks! Blake grumpily shoving her left uppercut to Candi's flat tummy or clobbering those mouthwatering jugs, but Candi's really plowing her right hand to tummy underneath, or coming over the top to drift Blake clouting right crosses to mouth. Candice slugging Blake into ropes; Blake tying up for breaks...it's Swanepoel pushing Lively downhill, really getting after her all lanky-methodical through 5. Bell: Candice pushes up off rope-bound Blake's breasts with right forearm press, giving her a happy grin of supremacy...Lively scowling, looking disheveled and ass-kicked in return.

During break, LACEY CHABERT appears ringside, shouting up from the floor: "The Hell, Blake? What's your deal?"
Blake: "She's bogging me down!"
Lacey: "Well get UNbogged. Girl's shutting you out!"

R6: Another minute of super-model slop as Candice works Blake over at ropes...Lively eventually tying up head-and-left arm, snuggling for ref's breaks. Second minute: Blake gets her legs going...wide stance; right hand breast-high as she's spearing jabs up off the hip; clockwise pivots keeping Candice from engaging. Swanny out on the end of poke...Blake able to line her girl up, lean in strong and BELT that chin some drifting right hands. Candice's sinewy legs hold her up, but she takes a number of crashing blasts...down the stretch, she's whipsawing badly on her hips, careening out of control into ropes! Blake hungry for Candi - loping in; lashing long-armed right/left/right on the flanks, then lapping thick left uppercut to overhanging ledge of Swanny's breasts. Slap-chop right makes sure of those jugs, followed by swat-across hook to jug...Candi's jubblies all a-tingle as Blake hammers Swanepoel into stupor at bell. Bell: Blake chesting up, letting dazed Swanepoel hear all about it...ref moves in to separate.

R7: Blake in wide stance, right at chest as she's pumpin' out left hands at distance. Candice wary now - weight on right (back) leg as she parries poke with right hand, looking to lean in and jab at Blake's breasts, mouth. Girls swing-pivoting clockwise - long legs loping the girls round and round; sinewy torsos leaning in and out, stooping down as both reach left jabs to flat tummies. Midway through, Candice steps in off the jab, slaps a wide left hook to Blake's cheek, then CREAMS Lively a wide, sidearm right hand swung through Lively's chin! BLAKE GOES DOWN! Lively stretching out all long-blonde limbs - legs straight, head herky-jerky up off the canvas...she's a ragged sight trying to roll over right hip as Candice jogs jugs a-jumpin' to neutral corner. Lively beats count groggy - eyes blinking out of synch, lips parted...still, she nods for ref to let it go and ON COMES CANDI! Give Lively credit: she's hurt, but she carries the right hand into Swanny's onrushing stomach, then ties her up, turns her, packs her into ropes. Lively executing good smother-and-maul at the ropes, suffocating her opponent - scuffing her up, and running the clock to get out of the round!

R8: Both girls stooping forward in wide stances - right hands dangling low as left hands reach out to poke tummy, jugs, or chins. Fighters bringing supple, looping right hands off the thigh, trying to clout the foe upside her head: both girls landing this punch to good effect, momentarily staggering the other. Down the stretch, Blake ties up Candi's right arm, but gives up a series of shoving, angry right hands spanked hard to gut...Lively backing hurt into ropes, tying up head-and-left-arm as Candi slaps right hands to hip to bell.

R9: Candi bossing Blake - reaching in with left arm to Blake's right elbow, then stepping in close to shove right hands belly and jug. Lively really sluggish here - sullen and cranky...she's getting walked into ropes, slugged hard, then she's tying up with her left around Candi's head, right around Candi's left and hanging on for ref's breaks. Swanepoel always eager to come forward - just walking Blake down, shoveling at her gut and jugs - drifting the odd right hand across the chin to turn Blake's face aside. Lively systematically beaten bell to bell...she's all punished, grumpy en route to her corner.

R10: RIGHT HAND, BLAKE LIVELY! Cross kisses off chin as Candi's walking in...she falls into Blake, knees bennnding low, then she sloughs off Blake's right shoulder to stagger headlong into ropes! Lively turning to the attack - crowd roaring to it's feet...it's 2 minutes to glory as Blake squares away to finish. OH THE PASTING! Blake drifting in criss-cross right/lefts in a desperate bid to close out the show...Candi laying in ropes, pushing out lefts and rights of her own, but getting BLASTED on her face or breasts. Lively huffing and puffing, just can't blow down Candi's house...third minute starts and Swanny's tagging Blake! Supple blondes ragdoll with exhaustion...hair in their eyes, mouths open, hands low...they're twisting side to side on supple hips, bringing haymakers up and around, trying to catch the other: each succeeding in turns. Crashing, limber-limbed wallop detonating off golden shoulders, occasionally finding chins - it's mindless, out-of-gas tit-for-tat shellack until the bell! Comes back UD10 Candice Swanepoel!

AFter: Both girls beaten puffy and groggy, but Blake visibly devastated as Candi's long arm is raised. Swanepoel wearily jubilant, throwing her head back to bare her swan's neck as her body shakes with tears of triumph...what a brawl! "I actually wanted to box Blake," Candi explains in postfight, "but I was slopping it to her pretty good early, so my trainer just said, 'you know what? Go right at her'. I'm better and stronger than Blake. It's such an awesome feeling to just get on someone and ride 'em hard like I did tonight. She's lucky she's not a model, 'cause even though I didn't stop her? I'm tempted to walk her butt!"

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