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10 June 2012 Kate Beckinsale vs Jenny McCarthy

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Posted by simguy on June 10, 2012, 9:20 am

 

BEFORE: "Obviously, the fighting against Kate is taking a toll on me," a suprisingly candid Jenny allows in prefight, "but the toll gets paid both ways, and I KNOW her body is wearing down. Her legs aren't what they were last year; her compete-level is dropping off...you guys may not realize it, but I'm close to total victory over this woman. It's down to heart now - I've got it, Kate doesn't, and what she's got left, I'm gonna take in this fight!"

Beckinsale supremely confident as always, dismissing Jenny's attritional logic out of hand. "We've seen time and again that Jenny lacks any kind of skill or ability to turn things her way once I've established my will," Beckinsale says at podium. "She simply hasn't got the class. As for 'heart' and 'compete' - these purely animal characteristics are all she understands. I'm sure she needs to believe I'm wearing down against her, but nothing could be further from the truth. I'm as fresh now as I was in my pro debut, and Jenny's wishful thinking cannot change that!"

Kate in navy twist-tied bikini top; scarlet sport bottoms; white gloves; highlighted hair loose, long. Jenny in crisp white bikini top; sport bottoms in splash-print of royal blue and white; white gloves; blonde hair loose, long.

During R1: kate: scowling; right near chin; prodding jab. Jenny hands at chest as she's crouching forward, looking to step close and swing-righty for Kate's waist. Jenny with the best of it - sweeping the hammer to Kate's left hip/flank over and over...it's deeply discouraging for Beckinsale who begins cringing away from contact by the minute mark. Second minute - Jenny growing in confidence, brazenly walking Kate down with hands held low, elbows slightly akimbo...blonde girl now stepping into her brunette, twisting torso-left to heave that right hand thick to body, bashing Beckinsale around the ring. Down the stretch it's all too much...Jenny's left hand pushes Kate's chest, directing her to ropes and POUNDING those brutal right hands to flank. KATE TAKES A KNEE! Beckinsale grimacing in torso-shock, going to her right knee...Jenny grins wide, strutting to neutral corner with hands held high in triumph.

R2: Jenny brazen with confidence, wading in with hands held low, looking to slosh the hurt to Katie. Becks with elbows in, hands up chest-high...she's repulsing Jenny's attacks with rapid fire, straight-pumping lefts and rights directed to Jenny's jugs. 3 punch pumping combos land to rack, then Kate shift-pivots clockwise, turning around her hook. McCarthy stubbornly walking her chest into harm's way...savage punching finally takes its toll midway through, unhinging McCArthy's knees and FINALLY getting her to bring hands to chest. Jenny hurt, backing away shabby...Kate grim-faced, walking her blonde down and BANGING in right/left above either hip. Round ends with Jenny sagging into ropes, gasping from the shock of Beckinsale's healthy tick-tock strokes to either flank...brunette bangs away to bell, then collects a little extra until ref physically pulls her off her blonde.

R3: Bitter-banging hammer and tongs - Kate trying to build on her strong 2nd; Jenny trying to take back the initiative. Beckinsale showing the stubby jab; short, straight right hand cloutings of Jenny's jugs; tidy hooks to jug; short right uppercuts to chin. Jenny banging back thick and meaty to either Beckinsale hip - generally answering Kate's peppering volume with greater weight of shot. Down the stretch, Kate's wobbling in her stance, forming a tight earmuff instead of answering Jenny's work...blonde girl able to pull away late with that thick, slopping right hand work to body - Jenny just twisting torso-left, hauling the low-slung right hand into Kate's battered flank.

R4: Kate keeping elbows in/hands up/chin tucked - she goes to work on Jenny via short, straight combos off the jab. Vicious targeting of Jenny's jugs a new and effective tactic - Katie just pum-pum-pummeling away left/right/left - stepping around her work to keep blonde girl turning. As Jenny wears down, stooping forward with dukes at cheeks - Kate's stepping in with the swinging Mexican left hook, burying it in behind Jenny's right elbow. Final minute a real challenge for Jenny's curvy legs - Kate tattooing away on the guard/pate in combination, then BURYING tuff hooks or right hands in behind either McCarthy elbow. Bell: Jenny straightening up with a deep breath, really showing the hurt downstairs as Kate looks her over with pitiless, predatory eyes.

R5: Jenny: hands low, elbows akimbo...she's wading into Kate without fear or respect! Beckinsale initiatlly trying to swap punch for punch, but grimacing in pain, withdrawing as Jenny's sweeping rights-to-body prove decisive. Every British retreat puts a spring in American steps...Jenny storming after Kate, walking her down all over the ring and POUNDING her right hands to waist/flank. Middle minute, Kate open-mouthed, shabby with hurt...she reaches her left hand in under Jenny's right arm, but can't wrap up: McCarthy whirling her mitts - right hands to Kate's hip/back; left hands to tummy...BEATING KATIE INTO ROPES! Beckinsale sobs in pain, slumping awkwardly on cables: Jenny leans in, hacking away righty-over-the-top, BLUDGEONING KATE TO HER KNEES! Jenny bellowing, pounding her chest king-kong style until ref pushes her away...Kate distraught, reaching to pull herself up ropes. Final minute - Jenny rushes back in - her hands low as Kate sits into ropes/stoops forward behind earmuff...it's blonde girl banging away to brunette flanks via free-swinging left/right round punches - Jenny's jugs a-sloshing side to side as she hammers out the points.

R6: Jenny rushes Kate to build upon the fifth...once again Kate fortifies, denying Jenny. Double jab spurns blonde mouth/jugs; clubbing short right clouts jug; tidy short left hook humbles jug, then Kate pivots-clockwise, turning Jenny's right flank. Blonde girl turning, coming on...brunette picks her up jab, jab, right cross, hook - pivoting away to safety as blonde girl wears down. Jenny having moments - stepping in and sloshing that sledgehammer right to flank hard enough to shift Kate out of position, but Becks keeps her composure, uses her footwork and ratatat punching to outwork Jenny for points.

R7: Same again - Jenny wading in all blonde-bully: Kate tidy in the pocket, getting off crisp combos, pivoting away from pressure. Jenny's jugs HAMMERED throughout - Kate pounding those puppies with singleminded determination to break Jenny's will. McCarthy still landing the odd wide right haymaker to Kate's body, but the predictable assault starting to betray blonde girl...Kate's being first, getting off sharp, using her feet to shift before Jenny can really load up.

R8: Jenny wading forward, but visibly slower - Kate able to impose will from the get-go. Jab-jab-right hand-hook - Kate demolishing Jenny's rack this round - taking it apart brick by brick. Jenny: lips parted, eyes glazing...she's walking into too much punishment, hardly answering now. Midway through - Jenny good and softened up...Kate walks her in, picks her up the stubby left uppercut to chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Pinpoint knock too much for already weary legs...Jenny stumbles to all fours panting/wincing as Kate struts to neutral corner. Jenny beats the count shabby, NOW bringing her hands up to temples, ropes at her back for support. Kate hard-eyed, intent on finishing Jenny...leads to the single most sustained burst of punching Beckinsale's ever done. Blonde wilting under the bashing fire - Kate's mitts bouncing off skull and shoulders; batting off flanks; tearing up tummy. Bell: Kate mouthbreathing hard, walking back to corner with hands on hips...Jenny stumbling into corner well and truly thrashed, cringing on her stool as ribs are explored.

R9: Sloppy hammer and tongs results as fighters stumble together, trying to find the winning formula. Brawling staggers around the ring as girls trade right hands to head. When Kate goes to body it's with short, powerful combinations keying on Jenny's jugs. When Jenny goes to body, she's staking all on those wide, blockbuster right hands to flanks - just bashing away as Kate wilts away in pain. Down the stretch, Beckinsale wobbly-butt, pushed awkwardly into ropes by Jenny's left hand...blonde girl sweeps that right to flank again, crippling Katie on the spot, then doubling the right hand into muscular right uppercut, taking Kate neat to chin. DOWN GOES KATIE! Beckinsale crumbling down ropes after the chin-check...Jenny stumbling back with hair in her eyes, mouth open. Kate sobbing, cringing on her knees...she makes a choice not to quit, reaching into ropes to pull herself up at the bell.

R10: Jenny taking a page out of the Mish Williams book - getting a rolling start before the bell, tackling Kate into her corner at the open. Jenny laying in, keeping her hips back while putting head on Kate's chest, lapping away at British thighs and belly. Beckinsale groaning, sitting into turnbuckle all used up...she's lapping mindlessly back at tummy and trunks, just trying to show judges she's working too. Jenny crowding, pushing, smothering to reset...she's smearing Kate bell to bell, staying atop her and giving Becks no chance to draw a full breath. It's Jenny on Kate, simple as that...McCarthy just grinding on Beckinsale, hoping for an exhaustion-stoppage as Kate's curvy legs hold her up. Bell: Jenny still pushing and punching until ref pulls her off...both girls are ragged, damp shells of the proud beauties who began the fight. Comes back after a long delay...it's a UD10 by a single point...Jenny McCarthy!

AFter: Kate sobbing "NO!" as Jenny's arm is raised; McCarthy closing her eyes and nearly collapsing...she's grinning broadly, hair damp in her eyes, head nodding in satisfaction. Kate in the background, screeching at judges as Jenny's forming up for postfight interviews. "Dug it out of her," Jenny grins wearily. "I just simplified our plan, went at her body. I got into her legs - you saw her going down from my body work: that was the key, just breaking Kate's will and imposing my own. I feel like this is it, this is the statement I wanted to make on her. I knocked her down, I beat her up - I bullied this woman, and that's something she's just going to have to accept!"

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