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10 June 2012 Ali Landry vs Rebecca Romijn

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Posted by simguy on June 10, 2012, 9:22 am

BEFORE: Bytchiness throughout prefight, with Landry the grinning instigator - Becky the scowling, irritated reactor. "She's cranky because I own her ass," Ali says gleefully at podium. "No matter what she does or how big she comes in - I get it done her. She's actually a great welterweight, but I'm just very comfortable with her looks. She's a little slow - that helps...I always feel like I'm safe in the pocket and that I can always anticipate what she's going to do. And with Upton in camp full time now, I'm only going to be that much more prepared. Result: awesome blonde trophy wins for my cabinet!"

Romijn ill-amused...Landry-hate along with Upton-resentment fueling blonde emotions in rebuttal. "I'm sick of Ali's superiority complex," Becky announces. "This is where I draw the line in the canvas...nobody beats my ass year after year - I'm just too damn good for that and it's time I showed Ali some compete. I'm bigger and stronger - I have to make this fight be about punching and durability...she can't stand up to me if we're tradiing!"

Ali in gold bikini; dark hair in loose curls; black gloves. Becky in crisp white bikini; white gloves; golden teased ringlets in ponytail with tangled bangs.

During R1: Midring...Romijn's right hand chest-high, left hand pushing out probes...blonde girl looking to lure Ali into range, then fetch her fat left-rights wide n' heavy. Ali: rolling-with on approach, her dukes at temples...she take a whacking left on right shoulder; rolls to take right on left shoulder; steps in and twists torso-left to hack a short right across Becky's chin and BLONDE GIRL HURT! Romijn wide eyed, staggering back on heels all jugs a-jumpin'...she hits ropes in disarray and ON COMES ALI! Becky shabby-legged, laying on ropes for support, stooping forward in earmuff...Landry pushing head into blonde guard; PUH-POUNDING the waistline right/left, bringing mitts to her chin as she resets on her girl. Wide left clouts Becky's right ear; stubby right uppercut tries the guard...Ali patient - pushing her head into Becky's defenses, bringing mitts to chin when not punching. Ali methodical - cuffing that thick right/left to spoiled blonde paunch; smacking Becky's biceps right/left; clobbering Becky upside the head left/right...Romijn stunned, but strong-legged, sponging up the work, then pulling Ali in for head-and-right-arm clinches. Ref issuing breaks - pushing Ali back by her chest - his fingers momentarily pushing white indentations into her tanned flesh. No attempt by Becky to get off the ropes...she just digs in, covers up, absorbs, then clinches as Ali batters her blonde bell to bell.

R2: Becky still feeling frail...she steps to her left, digs in at ropes a few feet out of her corner, waiting on Ali. Landry marches in dukes-at-cheeks but encounters blonde jab: Becky in good stance, left foot forward off the apron, putting heavy poke onto approaching brunette. Two jabs for Becky as Ali bobs and blocks, then blonde girl covers up earmuff, allowing brunette to swing thick to ribs. Ali whacking away right/left, then covering up: Becky clips the short right uppercut in tight, then loops the left arm around Ali's head, folding her into clinch. Ref's break pushes Ali back...once again she weaves forward against Becky's pawing jab and the occasional short right hand...once Becky's done and covering up, Ali works thick to the body before Romijn can tie up. Plodding, slogging big-girl routine until late...Becky's left hand pulling Ali's head down in the clinch when Blonde girl shoves a short, shoulder-shrugging right uppercut clean to chin. ALI'S LEGS SPASM! Brunette slumping into blonde chest, prize-winning Louisiana glutes ringing in alarm...Romijn ties up rather than seeking to exploit the opportunity.

R3: Romijn electing to pocket-box off the ropes - right hand chest-high as she jabs Ali in, then it's whacking tit for tat as girls take turns walloping away until Romijn ties up. Landry wading into blonde swamp in compact earmuff, blocking shots on her shoulders/biceps, crowding close, pounding the pudding downstairs. Romijn cute with her left hand - often holding Ali's head down to get cheap right uppercuts in tight, then tying up completely. Down the stretch - Ali oppressing Becky against ropes, her head on Becky's chest...Romijn lays back into cables to cuff a short left hook to jaw; shrugs a short right uppercut home to chin. Ali stunned, forms crossed-arm against her chest, stooping forward as Becky hacks hook-to-hip/right to flank-rib then carves out a chunk of tummy with a vicious palm-up cut-across left hook! Ali cringing in pain, unable to answer...Becky folds brunette head in under left arm for a front headlock to run the remaining seconds.

R4: Becky dug in all big-blonde-on-apron...she's feeding Ali a heavy, crashing jab, keeping Landry bobbing in earmuff. Landry having trouble getting all the way to Becky's chest in good shape...blonde jab really dictating the approach; short right crosses or shrugging right uppercuts picking Ali up tuff in close, then brawny blonde arms wrap Ali up tight. Landry sluggishly determined after ref's breaks push her back...she wades back in a-bobbin', bogging down against the jab, then stoically taking as Becky cuffs hooks, chops right hands and clinches when it suits her. BREAK: Jeri's corner tells Ali to "suck her off those ropes - get her out in space". Ali replies: "I can break her down." So it's settled.

R5: Siege of Romijn continues as she digs in strong at apron, making Ali march all the way across the ring. Ali busier, more effective getting past Becky's jab...she's fighting off blonde chest, outworking Romijn. Becky with a lot of cheap tricks: pulling down on Ali's head to lean on her back; holding and hitting, but Ali's rolling brawny shoulders to keep hands free, working the body chup-chup; jerking left uppercuts in close; whacking short right hands upside Becky's head. Becky just leaning forward in earmuff, letting Ali get off - blonde trusting her big body, strong legs to soak up the hurt through 5.

R6: Early on, Becky's got her left hand pulling Ali's head down; right hand delivery short-shrugging uppercuts and LANDRY'S KNEES GIVE OUT! Ali dropping to her knees, face in Becky's lap while hands reach into ropes at blonde back...ref sorts things out, gives Ali a startled 8. Becky walking big-girl to midring - right at her chest, left hand doling out loose-limbed, thick and heavy jabs/cuffing hooks. Ali bobbing on the spot, crossing arms such that right hand's at left cheek; left hand tucked up into right elbow...Becky's jab scuffing at Ali's hairline; right hands pounding hard off pate; stroking, rangy left hooks clapping at great chunks of tummy downstairs. Landry banging back late after bobbing in crossed arm - clobbering Becky upside the head right/left, then covering up as blonde rallies to answer. Slam bang big-girl action toe to toe has crowd roaring...both girls with a wobbly-butt gait to respective corners.

R7: Becky dug in at apron - pawing the jab; dropping the right hand and laying over to her left for a moment, then twisting torso-right to lay that thick, stroking left across Ali's tormented gut. Landry grimacing, mouth open...she's wading in crossed-arm, but banged up - arriving at Romijn's chest too hurt to work. Becky thick and methodical off the ropes - jerking that short shoulder-shrugging right uppercut as she lays back against ropes; cuffing heavy clout-across hooks to Ali's ear/temple; dipping torso-left to slop that right hand thick to gut. Ali trying to pound back at Becky's generous jugs in close, but blonde girl doing a nice job tying up...basically catch and release slug-n'-clutch for blonde through 7.

R8: Ali wades grimly in: Becky touches her up, clinches for breaks. Bodies are heavy, feet flat, but fists really clouting out thick, damaging strokes - blonde in particular touching her brunette in the worst way this round. Romijn working the pocket like a champ - chopping the hook in behind Ali's right elbow; pulling Ali's head down for control inside; fitting Ali for shrugging right uppercuts and clouting hooks uptop. Landry glassy-eyed, fighting out of the crossed arm sluggishly, answering back only in spots...she's getting banged up, tied up, and pushed off as Becky continues to grind away.

R9: For two minutes, girls fight on that little patch of canvas at the ropes - foreheads rubbing as fighters shift and bob - Becky just beating the tar out of Ali Landry. Ali tough as rawhide - sticking her head in close and absorbing, but OH the licks she's taking...Big Becky just dishing it out thick and methodical, claiming heavily against tummy, flanks, jugs and head - swatting and cuffing away both hands; bumping her shoulder; wearing Ali down. Dying moments, Ali bobbing in crossed arm, taking her umpteenth cuffing hook under the elbows, when she suddenly erupts into chopping hook, claiming Becky to chin! Blonde girl suddenly destitute, sagging back into ropes all how-could-you eyes...she's hurt and Ali takes over! Blonde reaching arms desperately over Ali's shoulder to impede the brawling overhand rights and lefts coming in - brunette just swinging in the punches, looking to overwhelm Becky at bell. Ref jumps in, pulling Ali off as Romijn slides sideways into her corner on borrowed legs!

R10: Ali wades into Becky - left hand pushing Romijn's face to bend her back over top rope; right hand chopping for chin...BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Romijn on all fours - ref bodying Ali off and warning her for rough-house...Big Becky up at 8 but SHABBY! ON COMES ALI! Landry bulling in - head in Becky's breasts as fists beat at paunch, then brunette comes up top, slugging around blonde outstretched arms in hopes of the winning head-punch. Becky routinely bent over the top ropes, but folding Ali into writhing clinches...crazy-sloppy slugging thwarted by brawny blonde grappling! Landry stays atop tummy to tummy, constantly pushing for the KO, but can't get it - fight goes to the cards, comes back UD10 Becky Romijn!

After: Becky exhausted, eyes shut, mouth open as her hand is raised; Ali disgusted, pulling her wrist out of ref's grip at the verdict. "I'm on the board," battered Becky grins in postfight - visibly drained and beat up, but jubilant nonetheless. "I wasn't going to be denied tonight. Even when she started coming on, my will was strong...there was never a moment when I thought about quitting or giving in to her. That's the key, I mean - my body is better and stronger than hers - there's no REASON for me to succumb to her punches if I stay focussed. I drew her in, outworked her, got her hurt, kept her hurt...that's a damn good night in the office for Rebecca Romijn, boys!"