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10 June 2012 Jessica Biel vs Rachel Nichols

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Posted by simguy on June 10, 2012, 9:25 am

BEFORE: Biel pushing Rachel in prefight; tugging her top; getting in her face...Jess using every trick in the book to get inside Nichols' head. "She's an understudy," Biel insists at podium. "That's all she really is. I'm Jessica 'Blockbuster' Biel, baby - I'm the star in TOTAL RECALL: Poor Rachel's back on TV where she belongs. You guys aren't going to trump this up into some big 'rivalry': I'm slamming the door in Rachel's face! I'm taking her out of the picture guys - enjoy her while you can!"

Rachel unruffled - enduring Biel's bullying with zen-like calm. "Jessi's frightened of what I've become," Rachel says coolly at podium. "She bullied me at Tech, but I'm not that girl. I've put on muscle; I've become a student of the game, and I've been in my share of 'blockbusters' too. Jessica Biel can't handle girls looking her square in the eye and saying: 'I won't back down'. Well here I am, staring her down again, and I'm going to break Jessi's mean little heart in this fight!" Jessica black lace bra; snug raspberry booty shorts and gloves; blonde hair in loose curls. Rachel in black lace bra; neon waterfall-blue snug booty trunks and gloves; auburn hair so dark it seems almost black in some lights - loose.

R1: Jessica clowning early, quick-stepping counter-clockwise with hands dangling at sides - shocking Rache with the odd swatting wallop off either thigh, then bounding out of range with cocky "I'm too good" grin. Middle minute - Rachel slowly getting on track with her left jab - right hand responsibly at cheek as she's poking Jess into compliance. Down the stretch, series of Jess Biel pounces ends in frustration as she jumps into Rachel's pumping jab; gets picked up the short, stout left uppercut; gets chased back via curling, tight-arc overhand right to face. Rache hard-eyed, slugging for points...she's got Biel looking a little spanked/frazzled by the bell.

R2: Jessi creep-stepping to her right, left hand dangling, right cocked at her chin...she's bending at the waist, changing levels; twitch-feinting, then bringing lead right hands; shifting weight to back (right) foot while swipe-hooking left hands across Rachel-jug. Masterful stuff - Jessi springy legged, darting in and out, turning her girl...Rachel keeping dukes up, chin tucked, elbows in as Biel showcases. Down the stretch, everything changes: Rache bobbing on the spot with dukes curled into hollows of her cheeks...she slips-left; snatches left hook to Jessi's ribs as Biel misses righty over top; doubles the hook to Jessi's jugs; dips down while pulling that tightly looped overhand right off Jessi's face again...Biel staggers back astounded by the power! Jessi hurt, staring, back on ropes...Rachel steps in hard-eyed; flashes the lead right hand to Biel's rack; dips left shoulder then lifts one, two, THREE snapping left hooks up into Jessica's breadbasket...Biel groaning, knees giving way...she ties up distraught, getting herself stacked up ragdoll on ropes at bell. Rachel steals the round late, spoiling 2 good minutes of vintage Biel showboating!

R3: Rachel dips while loading up a right from her hip: Jessi neatly steps in via short hook to chin and THERE GO RACHEL'S LEGS! Nichols' turn to sputter around on rubbery knees: Jessi with dukes curled against her chin leans in close with her head to work close, compact. Brutality results as Rachel stabilizes, standing flat footed, rubbing foreheads with Jess and trading short, chopping blows. Jess: right/left clouting Rachel ear/chin. Rachel: right/left answering - short, muscular leather clouting at Jessica. Girls laying in on lead (left) plant-legs - dukes up, tousles scrubbing as they bob for position, then get off short n' brawny. Bruising, wicked stuff upstairs punctuated by the odd THUMPING shot to ribcage...both girls just burying that right hand in behind opposing left elbow. Bell: Jessi's round, but both girls busting up, slightly woozy en route to respective corners.

R4: Jess attempting to weave her way in close...Rachel outside in wide stance, jab tracking Jessica's hairline, mouth as Biel's a-bobbin'. Midway through, Jess ducks in close just as Rachel's fitting her for snug left uppercut: clean, stout chin-check unhinges Jessica's knees and BIEL GOES DOWN! Jess panting on all fours, shaking her head as Rachel stalks to neutral corner: Biel beats count blinking, digging in at apron to receive cold-hearted Nichols. Rache: positioning off Biel's bow; jabbing left hand, then extending it out to push on Biel's raised guard; leaning in to SPEAR the right hand down into Jessi's gut! Wicked body-spank sounding out from Biel's breadbasket...Rachel just measuring, then leaning in with everything she's got, recovering behind the jab to keep Biel pinned down. Bell: OH the look of hostile belligerence, Rachel to Jessica...Biel blinking back tears, hurt in her body en route to corner!

R5: Jessica dangling hands at her sides as she leans forward, baiting Rachel: Nichols wary, spooked, wise to Jessi's traps. Rachel's caution pays off...she's working the jab to Jessica's breasts, claiming heavily against rack, then sidestepping, refusing to jump in. Biel following, clowning - her hands're low as she bends at the waist, offering her head, which Rache rarely tries for. All Rachel piling up points on Jessi's torso for 2 minutes...down the stretch, Biel twitch-feints Rache into paralysis, jumps in hooking and DOWN GOES NICHOLS! Circus punch punches Rachel to her buns...she's up quick, but staring...legs aren't back after 8. Jess moves in as Rache forms earmuff against ropes...Biel bends into lead right hand vs Rachel's guard; dips left shoulder and lap-lap-laps that wicked left uppercut to Rachel's tummy, batting Nichols to a cringing seat in ropes! Biel helping herself with lathering left hands underneath, then as RAchel stoops forward hurt, Jess switches up, chopping down righty atop back of Rachel's head once, twice, three times! Bell sounds as Rachel's spilling to her right along ropes, legs in complete rebellion...Jessica following along with hands held high, hooting in derision.

R6: Brilliant recovery-boxing from Rachel...hurt last round, she responds to shut Biel down in the sixth. All starts with the jab - Rache in wide stance, poking Jessica into earmuff, keeping Biel outside. Then Rache takes a page out of Vandervoort's book - edging in with left shoulder against Jessi's jugs - crowding the blonde, walking her back into ropes. Rache safe in the pocket in these segments - right hand high at her cheek, left across her gut as left shoulder's rubbing on Jessica...Biel swatting back lefts and rights, but getting blocked by right hands/left elbow. Rache shouldering Jessi into ropes and either smothering her for ref's breaks, or bumping off and fetching her a quick right/left face-and-belly, leaving Jessica staring as Nichols disengages to regroup behind the jab.

R7: Jessica pouncing early - leaping in with lead hooks or lead right hands, spooking Rachel but failing to connect flush. Minute mark - Nichols starting to intercept with her jab...Jessica pre-empted, poked into earmuff looks as Rachel takes initiative. Nichols systematic - measuring with extended left hands, then drilling jessica righty-in-the-body. Final minute, girls lean in to rub foreheads while clouting away short n' choppy up top...brutal, hacking trade to faces and ears beats both women woozy by bell.

R8: Rachel quickly atop Jessica with that stiff, punishing left jab...Biel in earmuff, frowning as she lays in forehead to forehead on Rachel's terms. Bruising, vicious toe-to-toe trading results...Girls with weight on front (left) legs, bobbing for position with heads in close, then getting off via short, hacking clouts ears/faces/chins. Occasionally, they'll pull back to hook from the back (right) plant leg: withering exchanges often rock either chin, momentarily buckling knees on contact. Down the stretch, Rachel hammers Jessica into stupor: stubby left uppercut; hacking right to ear; dip to the right, then one, two, THREE clipping right uppercuts in close, putting Jessi wobbly butt. Bell: Rachel chesting up as Biel's rubbery legs can't handle the challenge...blonde girl stumbling back into ropes all blinking and battered.

R9: Wow - Rachel's jab just a nasty hatchet on Biel's face now - kicking back Jessi's head, making her drowsy. Rache walking Jessi down behind that thumping poke, poking her to ropes, then moving in to crowd with that left shoulder, stacking Jessi ropeside. Bumping off, Rachel cuffs hook-to-paunch; dips a little to her right while clipping that nasty right uppercut...Jessica's chin there for the taking! Biel's eyes glassy, staring...she pushes knuckles against Rachel's tummy, then mindlessly hooks at Nichols' jugs. RAchel resolute, staying in close with her head...her hands push at Jessi's inner-elbows, getting arms out of the way, then: RIGHT/LEFT tuff in the gut. Jessica blurting in pain, bunching forward stricken...Rachel in there snug, rubbing tousle, hands pushing at Jessi's hips underneath, then dishing out swatting, digging body work. Biel rope-bound, pawing and pushing at Rache but not answering back...blonde girl drowsy, eyes half shut, lips parted as Rachel continues to plow away. RIGHT UPPERCUT, RACHEL NICHOLS! Suddenly chin-clipper straightens Biel, draping her sleepy against ropes: LEFT HOOK/RIGHT HAND - Rachel's compact combos slam off Jessi's face, leaving her spellbound! Jessica sags into ropes, head lolling, hands dropping to her sides...Rachel with another left hook to chin, then a BANGING overhand right off Jessica's face...ref steps in as Biel's swaying on the spot and HE STOPS THE FIGHT! TKO9 Rachel Nichols!

AFter: Jessica out on her feet, blubbering into official's chest as he cradles her to safety...Rachel bellowing in triumph - so excited she hops in, kisses Jess a peck of disrespect on damp hair, then sprints to Foxfire corner for a mob-hug. "Bully got her ass beat!" Rachel crows in postfight - eyes all puffy-shut from Jessica's withering work throughout. "It's like winning a championship to gun down Jessica Biel, let me tell you. If Tractorpull wants to call me number 1 contender after this, that's fine; if they need to see me beat a Pallicki or a Missy, that's fine, but I'll tell you what...I think Tricia Helfer needs to call my number. Am I right? Champ needs to step up and call me, because I just punched Jessica Biel HELPLESS baby! My fists; 9 rounds; Jessica Biel STOPPED!"