Following her giant-killing win over world #1 Victoria Azarenka during French Open in Paris, Dominika Cibulkova looks to transfer that success into a boxing ring as well. "Problem with fellow tennis players is.. " pint-sized Cibulkova explains "that there's hardly anyone my posture out there. I can beat Azarenka, Sharapova and Ivanovic on the tennis court, but boxing is something else. I can't find a suitable opponent in Europe so I head back to America where I defeated Alicia Sacramone last year. I've heard she still can't accept that I beat her up, but that's her problem. Luckily for me there's another flyweight awaiting in Danica Patrick. Looks like she's getting some exposure with swimsuit photoshoots, but I'll shoot her down with my gloves to make a better statement!"

Indeed, motor racing's newest hot rod, Danica Patrick has gained a lot of attention over the past few years. The GoDaddy girl has what it takes to compete aganist Cibulkova allthough she's capable of even fighting at strawweight with her sub 100 lbs statue. "I'm here to win" claims Patrick, "this blonde bimbo can say what she wants but I'll knock her out regardless. This is my turf and there's no place here for some Slovakian tennis wannabe!"

Danica Patrick wearing a green bikini top, black leather skirt and red gloves. Long black hair loose. Dominika Cibulkova wearing a yellow bikini and black gloves. Blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Quick start from Patrick, the US girl looks to stamp her authority on the visitor, laces her in the ribcage early, flicks around the head, but Cibulkova bunny hops around those shots, counters with some jabs to the body and pushes the brunette back. Danica on the move soon though, dances around the blonde, wants to land more shots to the tummy, big right hook from the top. Dominika's guard is rock solid, blocks that effort and counters back, jabbing sequence to the ribcage, Patrick's low guard just not good enough and a flurry of blows pushes her to the ropes. Left hook up high and Danica's head snaps back! Cibulkova slams her across the body, forces a tortoise-like defence and the brunette drops all her aggression, allows the Slovak to punch her repeatedly to the midsection and leave stranded on the ropes at the bell. Cibulkova barks in delight "Not so brave anymore, huh?" Patrick throws her a death stare and walks back to her stool.

Round 2:
Danica comes back with more jabs to the ribcage, crashes off the arms, flicks a sky hook, but misses and Cibulkova whacks her with a counter hook to the exposed tummy. Patrick's arms not quick enough to cover, US girl winces and takes a right cross on the temple! Dominika grits her teeth, throws more punches to the head but Danica moves away, her footwork saving her from more trouble, but as she circles back, Cibulkova leaps up to her and sends wild hooks to the midsection! No time to catch a break for the brunette, Cibulkova peppers her from mid-range, keeps the hassling, flicks one-off shots to the head. Danica bullied around the ring, retreats in numbers, offers single-strike response which barely grazes the blonde's flesh. Couple of hooks to the chest, far from what's required against the Slovak dynamo. Danica doesn't allow herself to get trapped along the ropes though and Dominika seems to enjoy this hassling game as she flashes a broad smile at the bell with Patrick starting to lose her temper in wake of a very poor round.

Round 3:
Danica's really annoyed now, wants to lay some leather on the Slovak, but can't break her guard, Dominika teases her into an aggressive approach, drops her arms but raises them just before Danica whacks a straight jab on the face. Lightning quick counter to the ribcage, left/right lands clean and Danica moans, bends forward and Cibulkova pours in with hooks to the head! Patrick rooted to the spot, gets rocked back and forth; moans with every shot landed as the blonde opens up for more. The footwork's all gone for Danica, she stumbles to the side, Cibulkova ups the tempo even further, piercing right hooks to the ribs leave the brunette wounded, left uppercut cross splits her mitts and DOWN GOES PATRICK hard on her back-side as a cheerful Dominika struts back to her corner. Ref starts the count and Danica slowly gets up at six, her midsection bruised extensively as a result of the blonde's barrage. Cibulkova quickly moves on her after the command, but Patrick even quicker jumps to the ropes. She tries to answer back with some straight jabs, but the Slovak's on a mission now, gets laced in the chest and arms but whacks a big hook around the gloves and catches the aching brunette on the nose! Danica's rocked again! She covers up as Dominika unloads another barrage, trying to tear her gloves apart and find an easy put-away. Brunette sinks on her knees, winces loudly and has no response for the raging Slovak, but there comes the bell saving the US girl from a complete humiliation! "Only a matter of time before you're gone!" Cibulkova yells out at her rival and turns away as Patrick is happy just to make it back onto her stool. Looks like the blonde girl might be right.

Round 4:
Cibulkova charges off her stool, jabs at the slow-moving brunette, whacks her in the ribcage, flicks uppercuts to the breasts and Danica's gloves can barely stick together now. She wants to keep the distance from the blonde, but looks visibly hurt and unable to cope with the Slovak's sheer aggression. Cibulkova punches at will, throws more low hooks around the arms, cross-shoots her mitts, splits them with almost every attempt and Patrick's backed against the ropes within the first minute already. Cibulkova unloads a huge low hook to the stomach, Danica nearly gets cut in half with that one and moans even louder, right cross from the top cleans her temple and rocks to the side. Left uppercut straight between the mitts!! DOWN GOES PATRICK again, slides against the corner post as her head slumps on the shoulders. Another huge smile from the Slovak as she gloats over the fallen foe. Ref starts the count and Danica wraps her arms around the ropes, leans to the side, gets up on one knee at six and scrambles herself back upright at nine. She looks done, but shakes her head in response to the referee. "She wants more?" Dominika bursts out laughing, but Danica indeed wants to continue. She shoves the ref away and swings a couple of hooks to the head. Cibulkova ducks underneath them and whacks a gutwrencher jab which cleans the brunette's stomach and leaves her spinning towards the ref's arms. He barely has any time to react, but moves aside as the battered Patrick crashes flat on her back with eyes closed. Cibulkova spits out her mouthpiece and calls it a day "She's done now!" Ref checks up on the fallen brunette, but Danica holds her tummy in visible disarray and shows no intentions of getting up soon... This one is truly over!!! KO R4 Dominika Cibulkova!!!

Post-fight:
The American hot rod needs to be stretched off the ring as Cibulkova's rough treatment left her with breathing troubles and severe pain in the midsection area. Meanwhile Cibulkova sits on her stool and watches on with her trademark smile as the medics attend the brunette. "Man, I can do this all day long!", she claims after Danica is finally escorted back to the locker room, "those airheads are just too confident and it's my pleasure to knock some sense into their empty brains! First Sacramone and now Patrick. Blonde, brunette, it doesn't matter. I always back up my tennis with some boxing! Ain't that great?"

Final result: Dominika Cibulkova def. Danica Patrick KO4.