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13 June 2012 Dianna Agron vs Heather Hemmens

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on June 13, 2012, 8:30 am

BEFORE: "I've been beating up girls like Agron my whole life," Heather shrugs in prefight. "The 'pretty blonde': that's my bread and butter. Talent-wise, I feel I'm the best girl in the small-exotic class since Nia Peeples. Yeah: I went there. I know those are huge shoes to fill, but we're talking about huge potential here. Dianna? Not so much."

"Funny that Hemmens should talk about her bread and butter," Agron replies with frost, "because I've been feasting on girls like HER my whole life. She's strong for her size, but I'm super fit - probably bendier - taller and faster. I'm the best girl in MY space to come along since Sarah Carter, so I really don't think Heather has a monopoly on talent going in. I think there's a general level of disappointment in what Virginie Ledoyen did at PPV, so I've got a real opportunity to shine bright in this fight. I'm not going to let Hemmens eclipse me."

Dianna in black bra and panties with white lace trim about the decolletage; small black gloves; hair in slick french twist. Hemmens in bright purple lace bra and panties bordered in plum; small black gloves; glossy black hair in high ponytail with bold bangs framing either cheek.

During R1: Athletic girls limber to midring...Hemmens spin-pivoting clockwise around that lead (left) foot while snatching hooks at blonde tummy/tits. Dianna: dukes up/palms out; slide-pivoting clockwise, dragging that lead (left) foot in a bucket...she's stitching a quick left jab to Heather's face; chopping down swift right hands...neither girl committing to sustained exchanges - it's all swiping, potshotting licks. Diana using her length well, getting touches as Heather's darting in or out, while Hemmens scores only on her step-ins.

R2: Same clockwise rotation...girls quick-n'-twitchy, but never running: both are intent on catching the other stiff. First minute all about Heather negotiating Dianna's stinging jab, but during middle minute - several tart, licking hooks have blonde-girl in a bad way, backing her off in some distress. Hemmens hopping forward, jotting the lead right hand stubby to Dianna's jaw...crowd roars as Agron spills out of her stance, then rallies at the ropes as Heather pounces in again. Ferocious, whirling exchange as Hemmens flashes vicious side-to-side handspeed in combination, while Agron looks to clip supple uppercut-receipts and HEATHER GOES DOWN! Hemmens' knees buckle after intense trade goes blonde's way, then Heather stumbles to knees, face-first in ropes as Dianna sidesteps all smug. Blinking 8 Heather: Agron steps in with just enough time to rake lefts and rights across Heather's waist as Hemmens slumps hurt in ropes, taking blonde leather.

R3: Dianna circling, being tall - she'll get up onto that lead (left) leg to poke left jabs to Heather's hairline, then lean back onto right leg, daring Hemmens to risk penetration while showing her the check-jab off the back leg. Two minutes of blonde girl frustrating her brunette when a sudden pounce-in lead right hand from Heather chips Dianna's chin, buckling her knees, sending her stumbling to her right then DOWN TO ALL FOURS! Hemmens pounds mitts together, jogs to neutral corner: Dianna's turn to rally off the deck all hurt and stricken. After 8 - Hemmens steps-to...VICIOUS, thumping stuff as Heather leads the right hand across Dianna's breasts, then twists into wicked hooks, turning D's chin aside. Hard, hard punching...Diana staring, sagging into ropes as Hemmens scores in two-beat right/left patterns and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Agron spilling to her right along ropes, finally scattering to all fours again...Heather jogs past all grins at the sight of a proud blonde on her knees.

R4: Dianna's still hurt - eyes wincing, legs a little rickety as she wheels to her right around the ring, trying to rally. Heather stalking, cutting off the ring...she'll lunge in lead right hands for Dianna's jugs - knocking blonde girl into ropes, then it's hop-in-and-work until Agron can tie up. Ref's breaks free Dianna to run, but Hemmens quickly at her, shunting her to ropes, then snap-snatching wicked combinations: Heather just a-hummin' on offence, whirling her fists in rising left/right hup-hup - small mitts digging up Agron's tummy, tattooing her ribs, pelting away on prepared defences up top. Down the stretch, TORRID combination punching from Hemmens tic-tac-toes its way up-torso on Dianna...blonde knees buckle and she staggers back into ropes all wide-eyed with shock. Bell sounds, but Heather's making cocky eye contact, pointing her right fist at Dianna and nodding.

R5: Nice recovery from adversity for Agron. She's in that wide, sliding stance - up on that lead (left) leg to peck jabs against Heather's pate; leaning back onto back (right) leg to create distance, inducing Heather to reach and be nicked check-hooks to chin. Agron lashing in the odd limber right - small glove jamming to halt on left side of Heather's chin...good hacking blasts shake Hemmens' legs, leaving her uncertain about how to proceed. Shutout Agron: she sends Heather back to her corner wobbly-butt.

R6: Agron working her routine: pesky flick-jabs up top; short left hooks off the right leg whenever Heather tries to penetrate; smooth-flow right hands off left leg as Heather's trying to withdraw. Hemmens grumpy, getting touched...she's falling off the pace, staring and blinking in confusion after any clean Agron connect to chin. Midway through, Dianna commits on a swift one-two - really driving through that right hand to chin and HEATHER'S HURT! Hemmens stepping in fence post holes while Dianna shifts-right to rake hooks across face and breasts. Heather cuffed to ropes, trying to organize...Dianna lunges in via sliding right cross kissing off Heather's mouth...Hemmens visibly loosening against ropes, head lolling, hands dropping. Pretty blonde-girl steps in close, fits s anug left/right uppercut to Heather's chin...Hemmens sagging in ropes in stupor, eyelashes fluttering, lips parting and REF JUMPS IN! Hemmens cradled to safety as Dianna gives her one last looking-over before nodding in satisfaction. TKO6 Dianna Agron.

After: "Good tough cheerleader-style scrap," Dianna breezes in postfight. "Heather's a bully so it's great to cut her down a peg, get her off that high horse of hers. My secret? Just being better in every aspect of fighting, life and beauty. It's really not a formula that Heather can hope to follow. She'll just have to accept what happened and adjust her sights accordingly...like somewhere in the mid to third tier. I know a dinner theater that might take her!"