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15 June 2012 Kristin Kreuk vs Michelle Williams

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SPECIAL CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on June 15, 2012, 12:19 pm

BEFORE: "Mishy likes to talk about all she's done for me, how much support she's given me," Kristin says at podium, eyes flinty. "Well, you know what the main lesson she always taught me was? 'When a girl's down, kick her harder. When a girl bares her throat, go for the jugular. When you sense weakness, attack.' So. All I'm doing. I've been at HISC long enough to know that if I hadn't done what I did, I'd have been downgraded in the boardroom. Mila unwrapped Mishy's jugs; she tummied up on Mish, and she danced on her. If that's not vulnerability, I don't know what is. And if I'm pouncing now, it's only because I've taken Mishy's 'support' to heart."

Williams very much a blonde on a mission: steely eyed, tight lipped at the mic. "I had a bad night in the office against Mila," Mish contends, eyes daring any in the audience to nay-say. "That doesn't constitute 'weakness'. Kristin has made a classic miscalculation - misreading what she saw in that fight, and making bad choices as a result. I like that she's showing spirit here - I've missed that in her - but I hate that she's being so stupid and short-sighted. So, it is with a heavy heart that I say I must punish Kristin for her bad choices. How else will she learn? Indeed, how will any of the girls learn if I don't show Krissy the error of her ways in the most direct - dare I say brutal - fashion imaginable."

Kristin in bright purple bikini; small black gloves; short black scrapper's tousle. Michelle in zebra-print bikini with twist-tied top; small black gloves; hair in soft Marilyn curls. Staredown features bruising glares both ways: Kristin holding Mishy's gaze, refusing to touch gloves.

During R1: Overhand rights/ripping lefts underneath - Mishy pouring in heavy leather at the open. Kristin spitting jabs, using her legs to scoot-step clockwise...she's turning Michelle then issuing savage flurries to blonde rack in obvious bid to get between Mishy's ears. Kreuk baring teeth when going jug - fists whirling in slap-chop left/rights, then scampering before Michelle can organize. Good tempo, lively feet from Krissy the difference...Michelle unhurt, top retaining integrity, but blone girl can't take the initiative against quick, aggressive Krissy.

R2: Free-swinging melee midring...Krissy catches a wild overhand right across her face, causing her to stamp around in fence post holes. Michelle reaching in under Kristin's arms, legs driving brunette into ropes...leads to a trio of pumping right hands to Krissy-gut out of the wrap as Mishy keeps her left arm in under Kristin's right. Kreuk groaning, bunching up in pain...she eventually ties up for ref's break. Michelle pushed back, but she's in little blonde bully mode...curls in her eyes as she wades back in, slamming wide right/lefts to Kristin's hips, then shrugging right uppercuts through the middle as Kris forms earmuff. Kreuk shoved and battered as Michelle romps to torso and head: Krissy covering up, squirming in the pocket, clinching when she can...she survives, but can't get out from under in a torrid Williams second.

R3: Kristin shakes off the harm, gets back to up-tempo tactics. Nice spitting jab punching tummy/face on Mish, keeping her weight back on right foot. Williams scowling, looking to step in righty, but Kristin sidestepping her blonde, the pre-empting her, pouring in hup-hup slap-chop left/rights in paralyzing bursts to the Williams rack. Michelle grimacing in pain, forced to cover-and-crouch...soon as she does, Kristin scampers to the side, renegotiating her angles. Blonde girl stubbornly walking gamine brunette down - frequently in crouching earmuff: classic landscape for Kristin to unleash vicious single-shot sidearm buggy-whip rights, taking Michelle atop left hip PAK! to good effect.

R4; Krissy making the fight-plan work! Swift pivots around a wasp-swarm jab; sudden hup-hup bursts to jug; gorgeous, lashing buggywhip rights hacked against Mishy's left flank when she stoops forward hurt. Michelle's pursuit slowing, expression increasingly grumpy...she's not closing distance, not getting off, just turning and trudging into whirling brunette fists. Midway through, Kristin steps in to RIP Mishy a tight right/left to belly, then kisses her the tight follow up left hook to mouth and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Michelle sitting in a puddle of shock, blinking in confusion; Mila chuckling ringside, making snide comments to Nat on her right; Kristin jogging to neutral corner SO excited, eyes dancing as she looks Mishy over. Williams up, giving her head a shake...when Kreuk comes a-calling, she finds plenty of Mish, dug-in at apron and ready. Bitter two-way hup-hup churns up both tummies, backing Kreuk off...Michelle still too buzzed to give chase, but she's done enough to make Krissy too wary to risk serious finishing commitment.

R5: Ref's back to Mishy...she gets a rolling start before the bell, tackling Kris in her corner before the stool is out. Brawling shove-and-slug - Michelle driving on Krissy - always seeking to secure-and-smother prior to plowing right hands to ribs/tummy. Kreuk gnashing her teeth, trying to wriggle arms in under Mishy's and wrestle blonde girl off...fighting bogs down in a swamp of holding and hitting, much to Michelle's benefit. Blonde constantly pressing her weight on brunette, pinning Krissy to ropes or turnbuckles, laying atop her while fitting right mitt to paunch...not pretty, but Kristin effectively smeared by grinding blonde assault through 5.

R6: More fighting in and around Kreuk-corner...Kristin able to establish a little pie-shaped fighting cone a few feet out of her home turnbuckles. Michelle strong in her stance, chin tucked...she's jabbing Kristin's chest to locate, then dipping in to pull haymaking rights into Kreuk's ribs/left shoulder/left ear. Kristin rocked, but competitive, answering back churning hup-hup uppercut flurries to Michelle's rack; crouching to bump left shoulder against Mishy's body, then hooking that tummy; shoe-shining Michelle across her mouth as blonde girl's leaning in. Bitter back and forth has crowd on its feet: it's just one vixen lighting the other up, then taking tuff in return. Fighting stalemate ends late when a swinging Michelle overhand right clips chin, unhinging Krissy's legs and spilling her to her left into ropes. Kreuk badly dazed, but alert enough to take a knee as Mishy's flowing forward to pile on extra.

R7: Michelle storming forward, looping fight-ending haymakers...Kristin seeing the incoming, electing to scamper rather than trade - leads to a wide-open attack/counter-attack rhythm. Kristin ranging the ring, looking to curl-in and flurry from angles: she's still slapping away on jug, getting it done in spots. Mish chasing her brunette, jabbing for Kristin's jugs via pawing left in set-up to walloping rights. Kreuk's legs work a draw: Mishy just can't find punching solutions often enough to impose will.

R8: Stalking, relentless pressure from Mish - her chin tucked, dukes at chest as she bores in, hurls to the body, beats Krissy to ropes, looks to pile on. Kristin wide-eyed, looking spooked, taking it loud to the ribcage...she's flurrying well off the ropes, shoe-shining Michelle's face just enough to startle, then Krissy's squirting off to her right, escaping to open canvas. Mish's round: Kreuk denying blonde girl decisive engagements, but at the cost of points.

R9: When Kristin combines PUNCHING with her scampering, Mishy's uncomfortable. Blonde girl constantly flurried into covering up crossed-arm - her right hand at left cheek/left across her breasts as Krissy slap-whaps away. Kreuk SO intense, stepping around her blonde, jabbing her breasts, dropping slap-chop rights onto breasts, shoe-shining then turning before Michelle can get set. Williams unhurt, but jug-tops are pink from punishment...she's getting scuffed and polished for points through 9.

R10: Wild melee goes Mishy's way when a right hand crashes onto Kristin's jaw...BRUNETTE STAGGERS AWAY HURT! Krissy's eyes shining with how-could-you tears...she hits ropes shabby, covering up earmuff: HERE COMES MISHY! Williams' head in close to Krissy's raised guard - blonde girl whirling palm-down lefts in behind brunette right elbow; chopping rights in behind left elbow; pushing in with the head, then hup-hup-hupping both mitts to gut. Poor Krissy! Kreuk sponging up a terrific shove-and-slugging - sitting in ropes when sagging forward; leaning back into ropes to slip shots - all under constant duress. Down the stretch, Michelle putting the finishing touches to Krissy when Kreuk's short right uppercut nips chin hard enough to disrupt blonde rhythm. Mish trying to reboot on the spot: Krissy clips her another right uppercut, then another...MISHY'S WOBBLING OUT OF ORBIT! Mila and Nat to their feet along with the crowd as Williams staggers into ropes off Krissy's left flank - Kreuk turning-with to assume top-position at ropes! NOW KRISSY'S LATHERING MISH! Left and rights snatching at Williams' hips and tummy, sitting her into ropes and KRISSY GOES RACK! Kreuk teeth bared, shoulders rolling, fists hup-hup-hupping up into Michelle's jumpin' jugs...SHE'S GOING FOR THE TOP-KNOT! Krissy all up in Mishy's rack; Michelle slumped in ropes, jug-shocked into stupor; crowd roaring...BELL! Ref pulls seething little brunette of blonde jugs as somehow that top-knot stays in place! Goes to cards...it's Mishy by a whisker!

After: Williams touched up, sullen as gloves are removed...Kristin beaten, but exceeding expectations - remains to be seen if the boardroom will recognize her efforts. "I didn't want to stop her," Michelle says in anticipation of criticism. "I hurt her every time I hit her - knocked her down...but the point was, I wanted her to suffer. She had to take punishment, and to do that, she had to be awake. When you're making a statement, it's tricky, because obviously my hardest punches would have finished her way too early. But I think she got the message tonight: I rule with an iron fist, and through me, the Pack rules. I better see Kristin lining up on the right side of the gym going forward, or else!"