Before: Post-fight interview, May 23rd @ the Odds & Ends Grand Opening: I am sure no one was more disappointed than Dani at how this fight turned out," Beth Harnois said politely to Archer News reporter Skip Tracey. "Christina Ricci was really ready for this one, so were the other Odds and Ends fighters. They are a small group, but I can see them being a definite threat as they gain even more experience.'

"You think Dani might have taken this fight too lightly?" Skip asked.

 
"No, no," Beth insisted, "Dani always takes her fights seriously."

"HA!" came a voice from behind them. Skip and the Foxfire executive turned. There was a familiar face.

"Hello Alyssa," Beth said coldly. "Your input is not needed here."

"Of course it is," Alyssa Milano said going up to Skip. "Look, this Foxfire flack won't tell you the truth: Fishel is a worn out has-been. Her idea of training is to eat a couple less bags of potato chips and switch to diet pop."
"Get out of here Milano," Beth growled, "before I forget myself and knock you are your butt."
Alyssa laughed: "I'd like to see you try, Harnois, I am not be very active any more but I could always take a jobber like you and a washed up pug like Fishel!"
Hayden Panettiere and Sarah Carter suddenly appeared surrounding Alyssa.
"This woman hassling you, Beth?" Hayden asked.
"She's not welcome here," Beth snapped.

"Oh, then she should be on her way," Sarah Carter said.

Hayden and Sarah grabbed a Milano arm. Alyssa just looked at them with disdain: "Yeah, make sure Skip doesn't here the truth. Let go of me--I can leave on my own!"

She tried to free herself from Hayden and Sarah, but they maintained their grips and half-dragged, carried her away.
"Well, that was interesting," Skip commented.

"That's Alyssa Milano, she's hated Dani for years and you might know she'd show up to rub this in. I hope you don't believe her, Mr. Tracey. This was just a bad fight for Dani,. She'll come back. She always does," Beth assured the reporter.
Skip nodded politely and said: "I guess we'll find out soon enough."


One of the all-time great rivalries is all-tied up again. First specialty bout for this decade-plus grudge. Outside of the Best of Seven, a Body-Paint match is arguably the most personal of stipulation bouts, and it shows at pre-fight interview. “Dani Fishel is an over the hill legend in her own mind, and I’m glad to be sending her into permanent retirement,“ Alyssa opens.
Dani bristles at this, responding, “Alyssa is a dirty fighter who has to use illegal tactics to win. I won’t be turning my back on her for a minute!”

Alyssa snipes back, “That’s good, that way I won’t have to look at your fat butt!“

“You’ll see it when I plant it on your face, you skank!“ Dani fires back.

That does it, Alyssa lunges for Dani’s hair, bowling her off her chair to the floor. Fishel pulls Alyssa off by the tank-top, breaking one of the straps in the process. Brawl rolls around the dias, Dani’s top getting a good stretching out of its own before resolving itself with Dani straddling a screaming Alyssa when security finally pulls her off.

 
Dani taking their last two heats, odds-makers make her a slight favorite with an edge in firepower.

Fight takes place at the same Barbadian resort as Kim & Kendra’s inaugural bout. Some changes from the first Body-Paint battle. Wilkinson insisted on an open beach fight to rub in Kardashian’s attempt to flee the consequences of her first defeat. Expert in-fighters, Dani and Alyssa will fight this one on a ring set up on the beach. Milano’s outfit a multi-colored series of stripes, original concept top may have been horizontal but in practice it results in a pleasant upward curve framing her cleavage, black boy shorts, black gloves, hair in a tight ponytail. Fishel opting for a metallic green top, a half & half blue and white V-Cut bottom, hair loose around shoulders & breasts. Ref keeps a grip on both girls' arms, doesn't even think about asking them to touch 'em up.

R1: Textbook Dani Fishel round. DanI gets her shoulder into Alyssa, bull-rushes her opponent into the ropes. Dani in a wide stance, tousle-grinding, just putting her hooks into breadbasket. Alyssa laying on the ropes, hands low, stooping forward. Dani putting a hurt on Alyssa bell-to-bell.

R2: Girls go shoulder to shoulder. Milano digging away with single left hooks to Dani‘s midriff, but Fishel returning the favour with curling right hands over Alyssa’s shoulder. Banging heads inside, the girls push each others arms and single punches come at some expense in the trenches. Fishel bulls them back into the ropes and keeps the action there the rest of the round. In the final minute, Dani rings Alyssa up with a clipping right uppercut, putting the brunette wobbly butt, and a digging pair of left hooks have Milano groaning at the bell. Dani grinning , asks Alyssa if she wants to continue as the brunette looks wobbly butt at the break.

R3: Hammer-and-Tongs midring as Alyssa comes in strong up the middle. Pushing and shoving as girls seek separation to keep room for slugging. Final minute, Dani pushes Alyssa into ropes, imposes will. Alyssa keeps her feet, but pinking up nicely after three rounds of pounding.

R4: Dani is back in the office, gets Alyssa back in the ropes again. Just after the minute mark, Alyssa’s countering left hook finds Dani’s liver and DROPS DANI ONTO HER KNEES! Fishel beats the count and what ensues is Milano’s doctoral thesis at the Gena Lee Nolin Clean Fighting Academy. Alyssa has had her fill of Dani hale and healthy, looks to put a crippling beat down on her while she can. Tummy, tits, trunks, and kidneys thoroughly worked over in a long 2 minutes.

R5: Alyssa not even pretending to fight clean now. She finds Dani’s liver again, follows up to the trunks, puts DANI into the ropes. Pair of kidney punches doubles Dani over, than clubbing rabbit punch puts her down. KO5 UGLY for Alyssa. Milano strutting around the ring, looking like she just put down Bantam champ Neve Campbell.

After: Alyssa clearly enjoying her walk, as well as Dani’s moaning in pain as she comes round on her stool. Alyssa grabs Dani’s hair to pull her up for a walk of shame, and MOUNT DANI ERUPTS! Milano has clobbered Dani post-fight three times over the years, upper hand is clearly on the other foot as Fishel knocks her out cold with a bare-knuckled uppercut! Dani plants her generous rump on Alyssa’s face, turns around and is SAVAGING Alyssa’s breasts until Security physically drags her off, leaving Milano starfished on the canvas.

Milano actually has the gall to file an unsportsmanlike conduct complaint, is informed that fight was taking place internationally because Body Paint bouts do not yet have official sanction. Foxfire says officially: "We are pleased with the FCBA's official brush-off of Alyssa Milano's unwarranted protest against our Dani Fishel. True justice has prevailed." (Unoffically Dani has been heard telling other stablemates: "Milano got what was coming to her.")