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16 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Teri Hatcher

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 16, 2012, 5:25 pm

 

Written by Jac Fac

Retro Bout: Ca. 2004

Downtown Julie had been dispatched to do an interview with one of the stars of the current hit TV series 'Desperate Housewives'. The BBC had decided to utilize Julie's interviewing skills for the assignment but their choice turned out to be the wrong one! The two were like oil and water from the get-go. Teri began it by skipping out on a media lunch where she would be introduced to Julie in preparation for the interview. Julie was tear-ass over this major 'dis' and when they finally met up at a cocktail in the LA hotel bar, Julie vented big time on Teri! “Where the #### do you get off blowing me off before an interview huh?” Julie was in rare form.

Teri was startled but amused, “My we do take ourselves quite seriously around here don't we? You can button it up or forget the whole thing!”

But Julie had a fast retort for that, “Only thing that's gonna get buttoned up is your lip lady and I'm just the one to do it.”

Teri was goading Julie as she then came back with “I hear you're quite a boxer though your opponents have been somewhat deficient don't you think?” Now Julie was ballistic. “You step in the ring with me lady and you'll be finding out just who the 'deficient one' is.”

Teri purred, “Challenge accepted, oh mighty 'Downtown'.”

One month later the L.A. forum- Teri is stunning in a jeweled white bikini but the guys really howl when they see Julie slip off her black robe and reveal a fabulous body in a purple thong. She's THE hot one and has upstaged Teri here. Teri is a little shaken but ready to fight.

Round one: Teri has seen the films of Julie's battering knockout of Kim Cattrall plus the hammering (k.o. also) she gave Liz Hurley. This is 'counterpunch city' for Teri. Julie comes out smoking with a couple of hard body shots. She's head hunting though and misses wildly with a left hook. Teri counters the miss with a solid left / right combo the Julie's jaw. Julie stumbles backwards. The crowd anticipating total domination of this bout by Julie is stunned. Teri slams Julie hard with a straight right and Julie FALLS on her ass. The place is in pandemonium. Teri smirks at Julie as the bell ends the round and Brown has struggled to regain her feet. She's hurt.

Round two: Julie is a little gunshy of Teri's power which she hadn't figured was there. Still, her temper is getting the best of her. She unleashes what she hopes will be a furious barrage of blows to Teri's mid-section but Teri cleanly slips the punches. Hatcher then connects with a countering left - right - left to Julie's face. Downtown is getting beaten to the punch and out smarted as well. Hatcher has REAL ring savvy. She fires a vicious body bending shot to Julie's solar plexus. Julie's face contorts in pain. She's getting the stuffings beaten out of her and her 'vics' Cattrall and Hurley are eating the whole thing up. Again Teri jackhammers Julie's face with a couple of shots. Julie's eyes are closing fast now. All she has left is pride.

Round three: Julie is losing and knows it. She dares Hatcher to come fight HER fight but no dice. Teri feints a move to the left and then whips a quick right into Julie's closed left eye. This is followed by two whip like body shots. Julie bends again and then Teri connects with the 'coup de grace' a big right uppercut that fight fans recognize as the 'bolo punch' created by Kid Gavilan, the late great Cuban welterweight champion of the 50's. The 'BOLO' brings Julie Brown 'right on down'. It's lights out for 'Downtown' as she lays on her back with her head to the side and her eyes shut; her legs spread out and each arm straight down at her sides!

Teri Hatcher has shown a good many people that she can get it done and against a solid feared fighter. Though she's older by 11 years she's looking to face Theron who, up to now, has been the only other fighter to beat Julie Brown. Teri decides to forego the usual 'victory drag' of her downed opponent. She just throws Julie's robe over her limp body and takes in the roar of the crowd as she stands over Julie with upraised victorious gloves.

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