Posted by Jac Fac
on June 16, 2012, 5:27 pm
Written by Jac Fac
Retro Bout: Ca. 2004
It was a crowded Hollywood party with the movie and t.v. actresses attending. Julie Brown decided to go check things out and soothe her bruised ego since she'd been k.o.'d by Teri Hatcher a few weeks back. Julie knew she would take some stone busting over this but figured what the hell. Price of doing business. When she arrived the place was already jammed with the likes of Paltrow, Roberts, Cuthbert, Portman and even some of the old crowd like Linda Kozlowski and Kelly LeBrock. Marg Helgenberger greeted Julie and handed her a drink as a form of welcome. Julie was gracious and smiling until she was suddenly confronted by Diane Lane who began chiding her cruelly about Julie's loss to Hatcher.
“Damn girl; that Teri put some hurting on you!” Lane laughed as she high-fived her pal and conquerer Ashley Judd. Soon she was joined in derisive laughter by others including the 'Sex in the City ' cast led by Kim Cattrall.
“Doofus Bimbo!” Julie shouted at Kim. “If you don't get your ass out of here in five seconds I'm throwing you out!”
“Quit bothering her!” interrupted Lane. “She belongs here. You're the one who's the interloper.”
“Buzz the #### off!” Julie shot back. “I had enough of your dumb ass already and I've been here less than ten minutes.”
“You can't make that happen!”' was Diane's reply. The party was taking place at Helgenberger's home and there happened to be a boxing ring set up out back. 'Hey said Diane why not you and I get it on for three rounds or let's make it interesting and say five. 'You ain't gonna be standing up after three rounds' thundered Julie. It was a 'done deal'. Everyone filed out back to witness the duel under a calm Hollywood night sky. Ref is Marg Helgenberger.
Fight outfits are provided; Julie in a purple thong and Diane in shear white panties!
Round One: The bad blood festers early. Lane catches Brown coming in with a sold combination which rattles Julie. She backs up and Lane connects again with a great left uppercut which floors Julie. 'You're mine all mine' crows Lane as Julie regains her feet. Teri Hatcher is smiling as a spectator watching this. Julie bores in with a solid body attack and drills Lane hard in the midriff which causes Diane to wince. She follows up with a left right combination to the head and hits Diane below the eyes. The bell sounds with Diane the winner of this round.
Round TWO: Julie is motivated now. She clobbers Diane repeatedly with combinations to the face and Lane's face is swelling. Then Julie goes downstairs and jackhammers Lane in the gut. Diane is grunting in pain and backing up. Her arms are weakening. Hatcher is impressed in Julie's comeback as is everyone else. Julie takes round two.
Round THREe: Big right uppercut from Brown sends Lane sprawling on her ass. Diane's lovely legs fly up in the air as her buns hit the canvas. The place is rocking and rolling now. What looked bad for Julie now looks fantastic. Julie is hitting Diane with impunity and laughing at her! Diane's mouthpiece flys out and Julie jams her solidly in the jaw. Lane's head swivels sideways and sweat flies in all directions as Julie delivers another knockdown blow. Lane staggers up but her legs are buckling. Julie drills Diane for the last time with a left-right combo.
Diane drops to both knees, swaying as she looks up at her smiling conqueror through glassy eyes. Julie grins at her before she clips her jaw with the final right uppercut. Lane crumples over onto her back, then slowly rolls over and sprawls on her face out cold as the crowd cheers for Julie.
Teri Hatcher had seen enough! “Getting out of Dodge right now,” she mutters. “That gal’s on fire and looking for revenge.”
Julie laughs as she drags Diane around the ring by her panties which she tied around Diane's ankles. It's comeback time for 'Downtown' and as Teri Hatcher slips away she realizes SHE has bulls-eyes painted on her tits!.
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